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By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Official Home Page Of The Quaraun Series
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
(A Bizarro Dark Fantasy Series)


Do Keep In Mind, The Books I Write Are Yaoi & Rated M18+ and You Have Be 18 To Buy/Read Them.

What Is Yaoi?

Yaoi is a Japanese word that means "Boy's In Love" and is often shortened to BoyLove or BL. Contrary to urban myths it is not a type of Erotica and actual Japanese Yaoi rarely contains sex.

The Yaoi most Americans are familiar with is "gay fluff slash fanfiction" written by American pre-teens for FanFiction.net. However, MOST of what these children write and INCORRECTLY call "Yaoi" is actually a completely different genre Shota.

What most Americans call "Yaoi" is rarely ever Yaoi and is usually in fact Shota. The reason for this is because Shota is illegal to publish in America, and Americans get around the law by miss labeling their Shota as Yaoi instead, resulting in the common confusion Americans have over what Yaoi is and what Yaoi is not.

While Shota is a type of Erotica, Yaoi is not. Most Yaoi in fact does not contain sex scenes and focuses instead on the drama of a gay couple's life. Shota on the other hand puts sex front and center and rarely has any story at all.

Bara Yaoi is a sub genre within Yaoi which features older characters in their 40s, 50s or older. The Quaraun series is Bara Yaoi, or as it is now called Classic Bara Yaoi.

Classic Bara Yaoi is different then New Bara Yaoi. Classic Bara has been around since the 1970s. New Bara showed up in the past year or so, and features "burly" or "overly masculine" men.


Are The Quaraun Books Erotica?

No, the books are not Erotica. They are Bizarro Dark Fantasy (a subgenre of Horror), featuring Yaoi characters (a gay couple/trio {a dom with 2 subs} living in a Seme-Uke-Uke relationship)

Most people who have read the series, say they compare it to "a very adult version of Terry Pratchett's Discworld". I'm not sure how accurate a description that is though, as I've never read any of Terry Pratchett's books and had not heard of Discworld prior to readers contacting me and saying they liked my books because Quaraun reminded them of some wizard in the Discworld series (I can't remember what they said his name was.)

The Quaraun series is at it's core is very Alice in H.P. Lovecraft's Wonderland Bizarro, told from the drug addled perspective of a hippie-like Elf on opium and LSD.

Anything can and does happen and the reader is left not knowing what is real and what is hallucinations, because the Elf himself can not tell.

It is grim, bloody Horror, set in a 1400s Epic Fantasy world, featuring 1970s hippies (yes, there's time travel in it).


Wait... since when did books have ratings?

In America there is no official book rating system. However some countries do have book rating systems and in order to sell your books in those countries it is required that the rating be clearly marked on the cover. Most American authors simply avoid selling their books in countries that require book ratings or make separate editions just for that country, thus you rarely see books sold in America, with ratings on them.

The Quaraun series is marketed mostly to a Japanese audience, with more then 80% of book sales being sold to Japan. Germany and Brazil make up the bulk of the remaining sales. Less then 5% of sales are from American readers. France and Italy make up most of the rest of the sales. Only a fraction of a % of the books sold are to the UK and Australia.

Because my primary audience are English Language readers living in Japan, my books are thus designed for the Japanese market, thus why the book rating and the distinctive pink cover art (in Japan it is sold as Pink Humour Yaoi and you will see it shelved squished between hundreds of other titles all with equally pink covers.)

Japan is one of the countries which requires books to have clearly marked ratings on the covers.

The Japanese book rating system is very similar to the American movie rating system, and goes like this:


Japan's Book Rating System:


Rating

E

Reason

 May be suitable for readers or consumers of any age. For example, may contain mild language and fantasy violence but no swearing or nudity.

Equivalent to: Rated PG: Parental Guidance Suggested – some material may not be suitable for children. The violence in a PG rated film will not be intense. Profanity may be present in PG rated films.


T

May be suitable for early teens and older. For example, may contain violence, infrequent use of strong language, suggestive themes or situations, crude humor, alcohol and/or tobacco use.

Equivalent to: Rated PG-13: Parents Strongly Cautioned – some material may be inappropriate for children under 13. Use of one of the harsher "sexually-derived words" as an expletive will initially incur at least a PG-13 rating. There are several exceptional cases in which PG-13 rated films contain multiple occurrences of the word fuck: Adventures in Babysitting, where the word is used twice in the same scene;[30] The Hip Hop Project, which has seventeen uses;[31] Gunner Palace, a documentary of soldiers in the Second Gulf War, which has 42 uses of the word with two used sexually;[32] Bully, a 2011 documentary about bullying;[33] Philomena, released in November 2013, which has two uses of the word;[34] and The Martian, which also has two uses of the word.[35] Nudity is restricted to PG and above, and anything that constitutes more than brief nudity will require at least a PG-13 rating.


T16+

May be suitable for older teens and adults. For example, may contain intense and/or gory violence, sexual content, frequent strong language, alcohol, tobacco and/or other substance use.

Equivalent to: Rated R: Restricted – under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian. Strong Brutal Violence, Pervasive Language, Some Strong Sexual Content, and Drug Material. Nudity that is sexually oriented will generally require an R rating.[As of 2010, the MPAA has added a descriptor of "male nudity" to films featuring said content.[40]


M18+

Suitable for adults only. May contain extreme violence, mature themes and graphic depictions.

Equivalent to: Rated NC-17: No one 17 and under admitted.


M21+

Suitable for adults only. Contains pornographic themes. Erotica. Hentai.

Equivalent to: Rated X: No one under 17 admitted. Pornography.


More Info:

  1. Classification and Ratings Administration Official Website with ratings database
  2. MPAA Film Ratings website
  3. Media content ratings systems
  4. Censorship in Canada
  5. Censorship in the United States
  6. Censorship in Mexico
  7. Censorship in the United Kingdom
  8. Book censorship in the United States
  9. Book censorship in the United Kingdom
  10. Obscene Publications Acts
  11. Obscene Publications Act 1857
  12. United States obscenity law
  13. Anti-Obscenity Enforcement Act
  14. Legality of pornography in the United States
  15. Indecent exposure in the United States
  16. Censorship in the United States
  17. Video game controversies
  18. Family Entertainment Protection Act
  19. Video game content ratings systems
  20. Television content rating system
  21. International Age Rating Coalition
  22. Communications Decency Act
  23. Committee on Obscenity and Film Censorship
  24. Child Protection and Obscenity Enforcement Act
  25. Motion picture content rating system
  26. National Institute on Media and the Family
  27. Movie and Television Review and Classification Board
  28. List of LGBT characters in modern written fiction
  29. Gay male teen fiction
  30. List of proposed anti-gay book bans in the United States
  31. Lesbian teen fiction
  32. Homosexuality in children's literature
  33. List of books banned by governments
  34. Book censorship in the United States
  35. Sexuality and society
  36. Entertainment rating organizations

Why are the books Rated M18+?

As you can see, books that are Erotica, have to be labled as M21+ to be sold in Japan. Were the Quaraun series Erotica, it would have the M21+ label not the M18+ label.

The Quaraun series is rated M18+ for:

For the most part the series is rated M18+ for excessive and explicit drug use and over use of the word "fuck".

Unicorn is from Biddeford, Maine. As such, there is a liberal use of the word fuck, which appears nearly every time Unicorn opens his mouth. One reader took the time to count how many times Unicorn said "fuck" and in one 300 page novel, Unicorn said "fuck", "fucking", or "fucked" in excess of 700 times.

The characters of the Quaraun series refer to Unicorn as "The Candy Maker". He is a drug dealer/chemist.

Quaraun is an opium addict.

GhoulSpawn is an LSD addict.

GhoulSpawn sometimes shares his LSD with Quaraun.

The series contains many accurate and inaccurate recipes and directions for how to make drugs.

Entire chapters are devoted to the High Elves doing nothing but sitting in a tavern or around a campfire, getting High, thus why other Elves refer to the High Elves as High Elves.

While traditional Fantasy novels explains High Elves as being called High because they are aristocrats, the Quaraun series explains the High Elves being called High, because they are hippies on drugs and they actually are High.

While some stories do contain graphic sex scenes on page, most contain instead sexual language, dick jokes, and a lot of cock blocking scenes of characters about to have sex but being interrupted before doing so.

  1. Most of the on page sex scenes in the Quaraun series are typical of what one would see in a PG-13 Crude Comedy movie such as Zoolander or Austin Powers. Or a prime time TV show like Big Bang Theory.
  2. A few sex scenes in the Quaraun series are typical of what you would see in an R-rated movie.
  3. About 1 in every 5 volumes contains a sex scene typical of mild Erotic Romance such as 50 Shades of Grey.
  4. Once in a while there is a hard core, play by play, sex scene typical of Erotica, PornHub, and Monster Porn.
  5. More often then not, you are told sex happened and not shown the scene itself.
  6. In most cases, you see sex about to happen, then interrupted before it does.
  7. When you do get a play by play, it is usually BDSM cock and ball torture done by a sadistic seme, to a terrified uke.

For those wondering the type of sex:

  • Quaraun and Unicorn are the primary couple.
  • Quaraun is bottom to both Unicorn and GhoulSpawn.
  • Three ways between Quaraun, Unicorn, and GhoulSpawn are not uncommon.
  • GhoulSpawn is frequently buying the services of prostitutes.
  • Quaraun also some times uses prostitutes.
  • Unicorn some times rapes GhoulSpawn.
  • Unicorn frequently rapes Quaraun.
  • Quaraun has 4 wives, Pippiatta is the one seen most frequently.
  • Quaraun's 3rd wife, Pippiatta, is Quaraun's daughter by his 2nd wife.
  • MOST sex scenes are between Quaraun and Unicorn only.
  • Many sex scenes are 4-way with Unicorn on Quaraun, and Quaraun and GhoulSpawn on Pippiatta.

For those wondering what gender each is:

  1. Quaraun is male & transvestite.
  2. Unicorn is male and has 2 penises.
  3. GhoulSpawn is male.
  4. Pippiatta is female.
  5. Quaraun is Pippiatta's father.

Though he rarely has sex with them, Quaraun is often accompanied by prostitutes. Quaraun suffers from a "penial sub-incision" injury (his penis is severely mutilated and heavily scarred), which makes it difficult for him to comfortably have sexual intercourse with women (thus why he usually bottoms for other men.)

Quaraun is a wandering vagabond wizard, who rather the stay at an inn, prefers to spend the nights at whore-houses. He is of the habit of paying prostitutes (often 4 or 5 or more at a time) to sleep with him, but not have sex with him, as he has PTSD, is scared of the dark, and does not like sleeping alone.

Because of his injury, Quaraun usually introduces himself as a Eunuch, when paying prostitutes to spend the night with him, while at the same time requesting only to sleep with them and not have sex with them.  

Quaraun is a transvestite. (A transvestite is a man who dresses/looks like a woman, but is not trying to be a woman, is perfectly content to have his penis, and still uses male pronouns; as opposed to a transsexual who is trying to become a woman and uses female pronouns). He is often mistaken for a prostitute, due to the slutty dresses he wears, and his habit of usually being in whorehouses. There are frequent rape scenes, with him often being gang raped by men who mistook him for a prostitute.

And thus you have an explanation of the sex (or more often the lack there of) in the Quaraun series.


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There Are 300+ Quaraun Novels Planned, Outlined, Started, and In Various Stages of Completion.
130 Were Published on FanFiction.net Between 1997 and 2012
5 Are Now Available as eBooks on Amazon,
1 Is Now In Paperback.
More Then 200 Volumes, Now Have Cover Art Finished

Here's The Latest Brand New Covers:
A Great Big Thank You To all The Wonderful Artists
Who Worked So Hard To Create All of
These Wonderful Cover Art Images For Us!

Language Warning?

Answering another question: "Do you have to swear so much?"

Damn, fucking, bloody hell, yes. And if you don't like it, you can take your elitist shit head, stuff it up your holier than thou ass, and jump off a cliff.

I write Yaoi. As in, I'm a Yaoi author. Yaoi is noted for being crude. It's a genre that you have to be 18 or older to buy. So, yeah, you're gonna find crude language here, and you probably want to be 18 or older to read my site here as well, because the #1 thing I talk about is Yaoi and how to write it.

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We Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, are Scottish & this site therefore uses our Native Scottish English. 

Spellings like "traveller" or "neighbour" or "colour", pronoun differences "me" for "my" or "you" for "your" might look unfamiliar to you, but they are in fact correct in our language. Please refrain from letting your cultural ignorance show in my inbox.

Even More Quaraun Cover Art,
-Previously Released And Already Seen Here,
But Posting Them Again,
Just Because I like These Pictures...

And Once Again, Thank You To All The Wonderful Artists Who Helped Make The Covers For This Series!








Top 101 Most Viewed Pages Of 2017 So Far
(Out of 9,772 pages)

(January 2017 to June 2017)
(Excluding the Home PageAbout Page, and Site Map Page, which were the top 3)

  1. Medieval Servants: Their jobs and their place in historical fiction.
  2. Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car
  3. On being a handicapped CosPlayer at PortCon Maine 2017
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  7. Writing Mute Characters
  8. Autism, Asperger, PTSD, & Mad Cow: What is wrong with Quaraun? (Writing A Clinically Insane Character Accurately)
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  10. Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
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  14. Why Crude Adult Comedy and Pink Humor Yaoi Is Not Erotica
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  16. Albino Races - Moon Elves In The Quaraun Series
  17. Help FBI End Anti-Gay White Power Terrorist Attacks of Old Orchard Beach
  18. Autism, Asperger's, And The Danger of The Self-Diagnosis
  19. 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
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  22. Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
  23. The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
  24. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 1 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  25. Markiplier Jacksepticeye and Pewdiepie Play Resident Evil 7
  26. What Type of Music Does A Gypsy Listen To? My Top 10 Favorite Bands
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  28. Is It a Novel, a Novella, a Short Story or Something Else?
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  48. A Gallery of Fetish Shoes
  49. Custom Leggings - Designs By EelKat
  50. EGL: Elegant Gothic Lolita
  51. One Gypsy's Review of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
  52. Selfie: When did the X-Rated porn word get a new meaning?
  53. Daily Writing Prompts (June 2017 Archive)
  54. Quaraun The Insane Volume 1: The Night of the Screaming Unicorn
  55. Random Generators by EelKat
  56. Autistic Characters In Fiction
  57. Keywords & Pigeons: How I Do Local Business Marketing
  58. Manuscript Reading Services or Will You Read My Book and Tell Me What You Think?
  59. How to Write Hot Sex - Tips For Erotic Romance Authors
  60. How can your books have gay transvestite characters and not be Erotica?
  61. KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker
  62. Captured By The Lich Lord | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  63. Incest In Fiction
  64. Maine UFO Sightings
  65. Page 11 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - The Scottish Traveller Crime Family
  66. The Southern Maine Writers Group
  67. Contact Info
  68. My Fave YouTubers Play: Dream Daddy - The Yaoi Dating Sim Otome Game
  69. Santa's Floating Dead Body | A Scene From The Summoner of Darkness
  70. Why Pink Humor Crude Adult Comedy Yaoi Is Not Erotica
  71. SideBar Archive Spring 2017
  72. The Dungeon Master & The 1974 AMC Gremlin
  73. Ideas, Ideas, Ideas (Where Do You Get Them?)
  74. Lives Destroyed: Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update
  75. Twighilight Not Twilight
  76. What exactly makes an Elf an Elf? (What is the definition of an Elf?)
  77. EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing
  78. A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
  79. BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House From Hell
  80. An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  81. Gemstones in Gypsy Magic (A to C)
  82. Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
  83. Pink Flowers Aesthetic on Pinterest
  84. Sheep | GhoulSpawn The Crazed & The Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  85. You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
  86. A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest | Summoner of Darkness
  87. City of The Slushies | Chapter 1 | Quaraun The Insane
  88. Colour Magic - Gypsy Style
  89. Create Original Content aka I Hate Jackass Gutter Scum Thieves
  90. Lets Playing Is No Longer Fun
  91. Phookas
  92. The Signs Of Old Orchard Beach & The FBI Investigation Of The Town Hall
  93. Aspergers is NOT Autism
  94. Domain Name Branding: Should You Put Your Brand Name In Your URL?
  95. How is it that the church leaders are claiming you do not pay tithes?
  96. Summoner of Darkness: GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka
  97. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 2 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  98. Transgender, Transsexual, Transvestite, or Intersex: What Is Quaraun?
  99. Average Typing Speed
  100. How valuable is a writer’s group?
  101. Santa Claus: Lich Of The North Pole (Includes NSFW 18+ CBT Yaoi scene)




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  47. Writing Racist Characters VS The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  48. A Gallery of Fetish Shoes
  49. Custom Leggings - Designs By EelKat
  50. EGL: Elegant Gothic Lolita

Where to get ideas

  1. Story Prompts & Writing Dares
  2. Ideas, Ideas, Ideas (Where Do You Get Them?)
  3. Daily Writing Prompts June 2017

Life In Old Orchard Beach



On Writing The Quaraun Series



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The Quaraun Series On Amazon:

I am wondering why has Amazon moved the Quaraun books to the category "Transgender Romance" and also "Gay Erotica"? The base story is a deeply depressed, suicidal, drug addict Elf who's lover commit suicide and he's trying not to do the same. It's an old Elf in a tavern, monologuing a lot of flashbacks and back story scenes of his youth. These stories are dark, bloody, angsty, full of drug use, murder, rape, Medieval torture, mental/physical/emotional abuse, and references to depression and suicide - no romance in it, unless you count the occasional (and usually brutally violent) rape scenes that show up in nearly every volume - sorry - no clue what Amazon is thinking or why they moved these to Romance and Erotica, but these books are NOT even close to being Romance or Erotica on any level at all. When I published these books I put them in "Dark Fantasy" and "Yaoi". If they show up in any category other then "Dark Fantasy" and "Yaoi", it's because Amazon put them there without my authorization or approval.

~EelKat


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