How We Gypsies See The Americans An Inside Look Into The Every Day Lives Of The Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach Maine Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen by EelKat Wendy C Allen


How We Gypsies See The Americans

How We Gypsies See The Americans
Re-release of USA Government Banned Book
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By EelKat Wendy C Allen

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How We Gypsies 
See The Americans

Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen
A Behind The Scenes Look Into The Everyday Life of 
The Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine

EelKat Wendy C. Allen

Was One of The 27 Books
Banned By The United States Government
On January 4, 2016

It was forced to be unpublished
and removed from books stores
by a court order issued by
The Town Hall of The Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine,
A United States of America Government Orginization

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How We Gypsies See The Americans
Re-release of USA Government Banned Book
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Do you know that most of the food pantries and soup kitchens won’t give you food if you don’t bring in utilities bills and there are only a small limited number (3) of food pantries where I am eligible to get food, because I don’t have electricity, running water, or cable TV and can not prove I need help, because I have no electric bill, water bill, or cable bill ever since a bomb took out our house as well as those things?

Do you even want to try to imagine living 8 years without those things? The longest I've gone without food so far, is 12 days in a row. That was in 2007, during a blizzard. Most weeks I can usually plan on one meal a day. It's been years since I've had multiple meals in a single day. It's easier to come by food when the garden season is growing, but in the winter months, going 3 to 5 days to a time between meals is not unusual for me. This is what J.T. did to our family. This is the after effect of the bomb that took our house.

Eye of The Grigoi
Eye of the Watchers
Eye of God
Hand of God
Eye of Protection
Evil Eye
Gypsy Curse

I may not be able to talk much with my voice, but I can write. I write a lot. That always shocks people, because they think I'm too stupid to think. You should hear the stuff people say in my presence because they think I'm retarded and don't know what they are talking about. Just because I have difficulty speaking verbally and am slow at doing things, doesn't mean I am stupid or don't have a brain or can't think, nor does it mean I'm deaf. I write to communicate. And so I write to you, instead of call, because I can't do phones. I have Autism, phones are useless to me.

My income for the past 8 years, has rarely been over $2,000 dollars a year. No, that's not a typo - two thousand dollars per year. I write for a living, but I write mostly articles and short stories. Writing and gardening and protecting this land, they really are the only 3 things I'm good at. My Autism limits me in many things, beside my limited speech. What most people would call a weekly or monthly income, that's my yearly income. It's very frustrating. I do wish I had more income.

Doctors put me on suicide watch in 2013 after the Ricker house was torn down. It was torn down without my knowledge or permission and still had my grand mothers and great grandfather's belongings into; their furniture, books, photos, everything that was originally there in the 1820s. It's all gone now.

October 2007

July 2013

August 8, 2013

Is The Photo In 
The Book, That The Town Hall
Of Old Orchard Beach, 
BANNED This Book For
The Photo of The Name &
Phone Number On This BackHoe
Is WHY This Book 
Became The First Book In History 
To Be Banned 
By The United States American Government
v v v v v v

Is The Photo In 
The Book, That The Town Hall
Of Old Orchard Beach,
BANNED This Book For
The Photo of The Name &
Phone Number On This BackHoe
Is WHY This Book
Became The First Book In History
To Be Banned
By The United States American Government

Read the Court Papers For Yourself
They Are Public Record
The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall
Made A List Of Everything
In The Book That
They Wanted It Unpublished For

They Requested The Removal of
To The KKK's 
Hate Crimes
Their Entire Focus
Was On The Owner Of This BackHoe
They Repeatily Pointed Out
That He Was The Wealthiest Man 
In Town, Paid More Taxes
Then ALL The Other
3,000 Residents Combined
And That The Town Hall
Could Not Afford To Have Him Go To Prison
For The Crimes He Committed
As It Would Destroy
The Town Hall's Finances

The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall
Cars More About Money, Then Human Life
4 People have Died
500 Pets Have Been Kidnapped
40 Houses Run Over By This Backhoe
140 Have Had Their Lived Destroyed

And The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall
Doesn't Care
They Only Care About Money.

Lives Mean Nothing To Them.

Read The Court Papers For Yourself
Know The Truth

Three Things Can Not Be Hid
The Sun,
The Moon,
And The Truth.

The Truth: Is That The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall
Is An American Government Orgininzation
And They Banned T First Book In History
Banned By The Government
To Try To Hide WHO The Crime Family Is
Who Is Terrorizing
The LGBTQ and Non-White Residents
Of This Town

Have Information?
Call FBI Agent
Andy Drewer

of the Portland FBI

@ 207-774-9322 

He Wants To Know Who was Driving This Backhoe
On August 8, 2013

He was still in the backhoe 
when I drove in my yard that day.
A white haired man,
leaped out of that backhoe
and ran up the logging road
across the street from me
leaving the backhoe behind in my yard

The SAME white haired man
who beat me up November 14, 2013
and tried to kill me
at Southern Maine Community College

The SAME white haired man
who uses a 4-door white truck
to push my car off the road
while screaming out the window
"kill or be killed, remember Saco Shaw's
all transsexuals are alike"

He CLAIMS to work for the
Old Orchard Beach Town Hall
Sometimes calling himself
"the zoning board of appeals"
and other times saying he
"works in Jeff's office"

The same white haired man,
who stands at the end
of the logging road every night
and shoots at me, my pets, 
my neighbours, and my family.

That white haired man
is wanted by the FBI
for being a domestic terrorist,
he's wanted for attempted murder,
and is suspected of being
the bomb builder
of the bombs that
blew up both my house
and my doctor's office.

If you know who this
white haired terrorist is,
(and also the 2 women who helped him)
call the FBI NOW
Agent Andy Drewer
of the Portland FBI
@ 207-774-9322 

More detailed description
of what he looks like
as well as what the 2 women look like,
can be found HERE.

NOTE: That it is now known that
there are TWO white haired men
The old man who owns the back hoe
& the young man who drives
the back hoe...

it is the DRIVER, not the owner
that the FBI is looking for.

The young man is bald
and wears a white wig,
to try to impersonate the old man.
HE is the one the FBI wants.

This man is wanted by the FBI
for attempted murder,
19 years of stalking,
more then 200 counts of hate crimes,
monstrous acts of animal abuse,
domestic terrorism,
and is considered to be extremely dangerous,
most likely suffering from mental illness,
suspected of likely suffering
Sociopathy/ Psychopathy.(wiki link)

This man is classified as
a highly dangerous domestic terrorist
and apparently lives in either
Old Orchard Beach or Scarborough, Maine...
possibly in Pine Point
(the over lapping community
that connects Old Orchard Beach and Scarborough)
as dozens of witnesses have seen
his 4-door white truck drive in the area
around The Clambake Restaurant 
and Conway's Gas Company,
driving in and out of the parking lots
of various motels on that block.

If you know who he is
please call the FBI Agent in charge of the case,
Agent Andy Drewer, I

If you see his truck, back away fast, get off the road and away from sidewalks ... he uses his truck as a weapon to slam into cars of any one he suspects of being LGBTQA and to run non-whites and suspected gays off the sidewalks. He is known to drive up on to lawns to attempt to hit people in their own yards.

NOTE: You do not have to be
ACTUALLY LGBTQA for him to attack -
you only need to be suspected by him,
of being LGBTQA.

He also attacks Blacks,
Jews, Muslims, Irish, Scottish,
Gypsies, Catholics,
and any one "not Christian"
(by not Christian, he means not Baptist.
He claims to be Baptist.)

The two women who help him
are also wanted by the FBI
for assisting this man in his crimes.

More then 140 families have now come forward, saying they too, have been attacked and terrorized by this unidentified man who is murdering pets, driving over houses, attacking cars,and destroying lives all over our town.

SOMEBODY in this town
must know WHO he is

STOP protecting this psychopath

He's killing people now.

My cousin Murphy had his head cut off.


Only my grandmother's teapot survived. It triggered, one of the worst PTSD attacks yet - it's why they put me on suicide watch. My grandmother's house coming down last year, made me very depressed, on top of a lot of other depression caused by the bomb and everything else the past 8 years. The PTSD worst happened the day the auction letter arrived 2 weeks ago, I've been in and out of the hospital all the past 2 weeks. Yes - our land, which has been in our family for 500 years, land granted to us by King George - the town saw fit to take it without notice and put it up for auction, because, you, we're just Gypsies. Who cares about us. No one. That's who.

They say they took the land because of the junk on the land. Junk we didn't put there. Junk THEY put on our land to set us up. Junk we have asked the town repeatily to STOP DUMPING on our land.

Doctors can't get my heart rate below 122, they said that's very bad and that my blood pressure is off the charts as well. They asked about stress, I told them about the auction letter from the town. My finger exploded 2 hours after the town council meeting. I have to go in for surgery tomorrow because, the blood vessels in my hand exploded 2 Tuesday nights ago after the town council meeting. The blood vessels are all on the outside of my hand right now. That's what tomorrow's surgery is for - to put them back on the inside where they belong. They say it means there is something wrong with my heart, infection, blood clots, and way too much stress. They were going to do the surgery Wednesday morning, but, they had to wait, till my heart rate went back down to at least 105 first, and they said they had to wait for the red stripe to go away.There was a red strip from my finger, where the blood vessels had burst out of my hand, rather gruesomely, all the way up my arm.

When I went to the ER, it wasn't my exploded finger they were worried about, it was the red stripe. They said I almost died Tuesday night. They didn't even wait to register me, they took one look at the red stripe on my arm and took me right into the hospital room, never sent me to the waiting room. I never had that happen before.I don't know medical stuff, so I'm not sure what the red stripe was. They said it meant there was something really bad wrong with my heart and that I had a blood infection. It was really weird too, because I had a room full of doctors sitting around staring at my like they are waiting for my head to blow up or's scary when doctors gather in the room and stare at you like that. And they saying stuff like "but she looks so calm", "how is she just sitting there?"'s called Autism - I show no outward emotions. Sitting and looking calm, not saying a word, is what I do.

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If I'm showing outward emotion and stress, I'm overloaded big time. Autism is like that - you can not judge my pain or my health by my lack of screaming or flinching. Doctors say what happened to my finger is like an aneurism, though not sure why it happened in my hand. My whole finger exploded, it's all opened up and awful looking right now - it's basically inside out right now. I haven't been able to use my hand all week, which has made removing the junk very difficult. Letter came Saturday. I haven't been able to use stairs since Sunday, and walking due to chest pains has become an issue since Tuesday. My finger happened Tuesday night. I've not been having a good week. Well, the whole last decade ain't been that great. I had no health issues at all before the bomb and the garbage dumping. Not one. I never used to get sick.

I love this town and it's history. This town is my family's history. My family built this town, literally. We built just about every building in this town. My grandfather Charles Allen, Helen Ricker's husband, the made the town hall sign that hangs in council chambers, along with pretty much every sing on every hotel, motel, and business. He was the town sign maker for most of his life.

Many items in the Historical Society building was donated by my family, and came from the land at 146 Portland Ave, all those garden implements from the 1800s, those were all used by my ancestors to till this very plot of land. All the postcards, all the photos - even most of the ones on display at the town hall, those were all donated by my grandmother, and are all pictures of my family members. We built this town, it wouldn't exist without my family. The land at 146 is the ORIGINAL settlement ground of the garden by the sea, it's the spot the apple orchard the town was named for sits, some of the trees are still there! We are the ORIGINAL settlement family. We are the OLDEST family in New England to still be on the original settlement land.

It's WHY it was considered a historical site in the 1970s and why my grandmother used to take tourists around the property. It's why she had it landscaped with all the flower gardens, flower gardens that were still there in 2006 when the bomb took out the house and vandals started dumping garbage on our land. They destroyed my grandmother's gardens! Killed her flowers! And I've tried like heck these past 8 years to get that crap load of junk off our land so her flowers could grow back.

I do not object to taking all that crap that was illegally dumped there without our permission all those years ago. Like I said, I've been wanting this junk off our land ever since it was illegally dumped here. I have been getting it off as much as I can each week.

And quite frankly, I'm getting sick and tired of people coming in here on my land and treating us multi-centuries-generational non-white natives like we are scum of the earth. I don't care if our state is 99.9% white, it doesn't make racial hate crimes against it's non-white Natives any more right or legal. My family has lived on this land for more then 500 years! There were no white people here at all back then. We were here first. We were here 300 years before the town was even built. They have no right to treat us like this. Not a one of them. I am more then thankful that J.T. and his hate mongering crowd have all either gone to prison or left the state. But I am not happy one bit, to find that his hate mongering still haunts us in ways we were not even aware of. Someone should have investigated the bombing of our house.

Someone should have investigated, the more then 200 police reports we made, of illegal dumping, vandalism, theft, and the brutal murders of our pets. We filed reports on every one of these things. We've been to the town hall and police station hundreds of times, over exactly these issues. Why was it ignored? Why did our pleas and requests for help go unheard?

I hate to have to say this, but it damn sure looks like one hell of a massive underhanded scam to take our land from us. Tell me that's not what happened. Tell me there was a logical reason why the state fire marshal wasn't brought in to investigate the bomb?

Tell me there was a logical reason why twelve foot tall mountains of garbage were dumped on our land?

These things continued the entire time J.T. was town manager. The entire time D.K. was Bishop. The entire time J.B. was out of prison. They only stopped when J.T. was run out of town, D.K. was kicked out of the church, and J.B. was put in prison in 2012.

My family has lived through hell, for past decade, and no one...not one person...has done a thing to help us. Everyone has turned a blind eye and turned their backs on us. Centuries of my family have our devoted our lives to this town. There is nothing more important to me then my family heritage, and this town is just that. Every inch of this town, every building, every landmark - all the old inns, the fire department, the pier, even the town hall itself - my family built those buildings, cut the trees, carved the wood, painted the signs. There is not an inch of this town that does not have my family connected to it.

We founded this town.

We built this town.

And this is how we get treated?

Our animals murdered.

Our house blown up.

Garbage dumped on our land.

And now our land taken from us?

It's wrong. Every bit of this is wrong. None of it should have ever happened. Cruel and unusual punishment is illegal in this country, and none of this is anything short of cruel and unusual torture.

Animals are treated more humanely then we've been treated these past 10 years.

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I can tell you, that it very clearly looks like we were set up: garbage dumped on our land, only to have the land sneakily stolen from us on those grounds? All I can say about that, is J.T. was a monster, is this is his most monstrous underhanded deal yet. We've been coming to the town hall trying to get that garbage off our land for years. What has happened here is nothing short of a racist hate crime. That man was a monster and this only proves it more.

I have the original landscape schematic of how my grandmother Helen Ricker had the land, and the plan is to restore the flower gardens back to the way they were before the garbage was dumped on our land killing the flowers which had previously covered every inch of the land.

In the back half of the land, about 120 feet off the road, we've already started. The first stages of a meditation/zen garden was put in late last spring. I ended up in the hospital and bedridden for 12 weeks, which is why it didn't get finished. I do yoga, and am a Damballa Priestess (Vodu) thus the reason for the meditation garden. That section of the land, had more then one thousand wood pallets stacked up on it, until last fall 2013, when we finally found someone to haul them out for us. It was such a relief getting those out.

There's still about a hundred or so there, but you can't even begin to imagine the amount of relief it was for me to finally be able to break ground on restoring the meditation garden. We started it in 2005, and then the wood pallets got dumped on it. It was so frustrating. The shrine to Damballa was destroyed by the dump load of pallets unfortunately. I've been debating if it is worth it to repair it, or just have it's remains hauled out with everything else and start over again.

The shrine is a small church building, which sits on our land. I'm an ordained minister (rootworker/witch doctor/fortune teller/psychic card reader) of the Vodou religion. The Church of the Holy Rhinestone (that's the name of it) honors the Loa Damballa, his wife Erzulie, and Saint Liberace. (Which explains the way I dress and the car I drive; Erzulie is the goddess of rhinestones, among other things, and priestesses who tend her shrines, wear rhinestones, and drive rhinestoned cars. I don't own any "normal" clothes, I wear my religious/priestess robes all the time 24/7. Vodou/Voodoo/Hoodoo is not a common religion in this area, so you don't see many priestess around here. You see more people dressed like me and more cars like mine down in New Orleans where most practitioners live.

In the meditation garden, there is also an Altar. My religious practice is three-fold because I was raised in a multi-religion family. LDS/Mormon and Vodou/Voodoo/Hoodoo, and Welsh/Scottish/Celtic Faerie Faith/Paganism (similar to Wicca and Druidism).

Faerie Faith is the traditional native indigenous religion of the Scottish Gypsies. It's an obscure religion, I'm unaware of anyone outside of Scottish Gypsy culture who practices it. It's a nature religion, honours the spirits of plants, the Little People, and revolves around spell casting rituals, which are nearly identical to Wicca. When tourists come to Old Orchard Beach seeking out The Sea Witch of Old Orchard Beach for blessings, curse removals, and exorcisms, that would be me. I am the current Sea Witch of Old Orchard Beach, the title has been passed down through the Scottish Gypsy side of my family for centuries.

As is tradition in our culture, our clan always retains a "Gypsy fortune teller" (an inaccurate Hollywood created slang term) the correct term is "Gypsy Queen" (which has nothing to do with royalty, it's a religious title of the Faerie Faith - it means I'm the clan priestess). Basically it's the spiritual adviser of the clan, picked in early childhood, trained in magic arts from nearly the time she could walk, trained in the history of the Little People, is always a female, one who never eats meat, lives at one with nature, and carries the traditions of the clan's heritage. She is the story teller, the one who learns and memorizes the family history, the history of the land, the people, the town, and she is the one assigned to protect the land, and to call forth the guardians of nature, by leaving gifts to the nature spirits, the trees, the flowers, the Little People.

Like I said, Faerie Faith is very similar to Wicca. It's a peaceful nature based religion. And that's my job. A job my Kickapoo (Eva Atwater) and Scottish Gypsy (Helen Ricker) grandmothers trained me for since I was 3 years old. Protecting the sacred land is my job description. It's what I was raised to do. It's what I do, it's a sacred calling and it's why I stay here, even after the house was taken from me by a bomb. I won't leave this land, I am it's protector.

That's why this land is so important to me. I'm the one who was appointed guardian of it. That's why I've fought so hard these past 8 years to get this junk off our land. I've protected this land for 39 years, I don't plan to stop. I take my job as guardian of this land very seriously, that's why I'm trying to restore the gardens, re-landscape it back to the way it was before the vandals started dumping junk here and destroying our plants and trees. Reviving the natural floral beauty of this land is very important to me. That's why when people dump garbage here, it is very distressing for me.

You have no idea how much it breaks my heart, to see my poor plants crushed by these mountain loads of crap. There is nothing more hateful that anyone could do to me, then to destroy this land and kill my beloved plants. You have no idea how much the vandals doing this to my yard has hurt me. It tears at my soul to see my land destroyed like this.

This is sacred ground. My people worshiped here for centuries.

The old white building in the back of the land, mistakenly referred to in the letter as a shed, that's a church. Only seats 3 people, it's a prayer shrine, not a meeting house. Or what's left of it, after it was vandalized. Faerie Faith does not believe in meeting inside a building. We go out in nature to pray and worship among the trees. It's why the restoration of the meditation garden began before the rest of the landscaping. It's important to have our worship location restored first. The tiny church/shrine building was built in the 1970s.

The little teeny-tiny building beside it, about 3 feet tall about 4 feet square, is a duck house, where the wild ducks stay in the spring & summer. A flock of wild mallards come and stay in our brook every year, raise their babies, then leave in the fall. The flock has been coming to our yard since the 1970s, they come every year.

(update fore website - the church and duck house were cut up with a chain saw March 31, 2015)

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There are many bird feeders and bird houses. This land has been a haven for wild birds and butterflies for decades. There are a pair of Ivory billed Woodpeckers here. That's what caused those big holes in the pine tree over the church/shrine building. There's a hemlock grove behind the swamp, next the cemetery where my ancestors are buried, the woodpeckers nest out there. There are massive trees out there, old growth, some over 200 feet tall.

All of the tallest trees in town are on our land. We never cut them. They've remained untouched for 500 years. In the 1970s tourists not only came here to see the flower gardens and tour the land for history of it, they also came to see the trees. The huge mega giant pine tree in the driveway is 300 years old.

The green trailer frame beside the tiny duck house, is or rather was our house for a very long time. We lived in that, most of the 1970s and a lot of the 1980s. The frame is all that's left of it, but originally it was a wooden and painted covered Gypsy wagon. Towed it behind a 1964 Dodge 330 (former Old Orchard Beach police car - which I still own, by the way, but that's not here, that's been in storage for a few years now - it was stolen and cut in half in May 2010, when we finally found it's remains, 15 days later, it was put in a storage unit to prevent further vandalism of it.)

Throughout the 1970s and 1980s, we rented out our house (the one that got destroyed by a bomb October 2006) and moved into the green trailer/covered wagon/Gypsy cart, and traveled all over the country. Lived in almost every state between here and Utah. My childhood was spent living in the Dodge and the green trailer, whilst travelling the country. I grew up in that. Me, my parents, 2 dogs, 3 cats, and a beautiful shaggy black&white horse which was towed in a horse trailer. It's why I as an adult, I am quite comfortable living 8 years under a 8x6 tarp. It's not any different then how I grew up, and actually, the tarp tent was bigger and it being just me, well, a lot more room. That's also why you will notice, the house will be building in Spring 2016, is only 22' square. I'm not a fan of big houses. Big houses make me nervous. Being indoors in general makes me nervous. I like being in the garden more, not being able to be in the garden the past 8 years is what has contributed greatly to my ever rising stress levels.

(UPDATE for website: Town Manager Larry Mead, thinking the wooden, covered wagon Vardo, refereed to here as "the green trailer" was the green motorhome I had just bought, ordered the green motothome filled with feces on April 10, 2015... he claims he did so on orders given to him by the owner of the backhoe seen earlier; who told Larry Mead to ge rid of "the green trailer"... the town manager was new and did not know we had BOTH a green trailer/wooden covered wagon AND a green motorhome - they put the feceses in the wrong one.)

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The building out front, the one you can see from the road - that's the shed, and that's being torn down next spring. My dad was a mechanic at Marcott Motors for 30 or so years, and he had his own tools and automotive equipment. Those are in there, also, all the appliances and furniture which survive the bomb, are in there. The shed itself, unfortunately took a bad hit in last hurricane, and is not repairable. That's the stuff my dad is trying to find a storage unit for. It's quite a big shed, was a barn back in the 1920s. He needs to find quite a large storage unit to take the stuff out of it, so we can tear it down.

Like I said, I no objection to getting this crap load of junk off our land. I want it off! What do you think I've been asking for help with all these years? I'm crippled since the bomb, so is my dad, he can barely get out of bed let alone walk. I'm on doctor's orders not to lift anything over 20 lbs. I can't remove the junk on my own. Why do you think I've been asking for help? Do you have any idea how frustrating this situation is for me?

And I realize, no one currently at the town hall now, had anything to do with J.T. and his underhanded dealings, and that none of this is their fault. But I do wish someone would have looked into this before now. It shouldn't have gone ignored and neglected so long that it reached this point.

I've been begging for help with this for nearly a decade, and the first time anyone does anything about it at all, it's to go behind our backs, take our land and punish us for something we didn't do in the first place? How is that fair? Or ethical? Or moral? Or just? Or Christian? Or right? It's not. It's none of those things. J.T. took everything from us. Our house, our health, our income, our pets... the land was all we had left.

Our family lived here for 500 years and no one knew we were Gypsies and we had no problems, then the movie Thinner gets filmed here and everyone knows we are Gypsies and people who were our friends for decades suddenly hated us, turned their backs on us, beat us up, burned our house down, won't let us attend church...

Eye of The Grigoi
Eye of the Watchers
Eye of God
Hand of God
Eye of Protection
Evil Eye
Gypsy Curse

Why? We are the same people we were before you knew we were Gypsies! Nothing has changed. We are still the same people. All that changed was you and your perception of us. You know us, and yet you believed an urban legand over the truth. I hate stereotypes. They ruin lives.

People build up these stereotypes about who and what they think we Gypsies are. As you can see from the history of my people, which I have just given you, there is no belly dancing, no sewing gold coins on our clothes, no fortune telling, no dancing by moonlight, no tarot cards, none of that stuff. We are farmers and builders, we work the land, harvest the crops, tend the animals, craft items. We work with our hands.

You know, you've seen, you lived among us as our neighbors for decades.

You know we are nothing like the stereotypes.

Why did you do this do us?

You want to know one of the things that really annoys me wicked badly about stereotypes people have about Gypsies? It's that it doesn't matter how many times you tell a person a thing is not true, they absolutely refuse to believe you and continue to believe the stereotyped lie about you instead.

Why are you Americans so evil?

So cruel?

So full of hate?

How do we Gypsies see the Americans?

We see them as the monsters who murdered our pets and destroy our home, for no reason at all, other then the fact that you are bigoted entitled bastards that thinks your white skin, gives you the right to do this to us.




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A Behind The Scenes Look Into The Everyday Life of
The Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine

EelKat Wendy C. Allen

Was One of The 27 Books Banned By The United States Government On January 4, 2016

It was forced to be unpublished
and removed from books stores
by a court order issued by
The Town Hall of The Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine,
A United States of America Government Orginization

The First Amendment to the United States Constitution prohibits the making of any law respecting an establishment of religion,

impeding the free exercise of religion,

abridging the freedom of speech,

infringing on the freedom of the press,

interfering with the right to peaceably assemble

or prohibiting the petitioning for a governmental redress of grievances.

It was adopted on December 15, 1791, as one of the ten amendments that constitute the Bill of Rights.

“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse, and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.” 
― Desmond Tutu

Bullies should never force you to  suffer in silence. If someone has hurt you, let others know.

“I wonder if you realize: When you browbeat people who disagree with you into silence - because they don't want to be called hater, bigot, Hitler, whatever - their silence will create for you the illusion that you're winning. But it's just an illusion - an illusion you find so intoxicating that you're completely unprepared when the moment of truth comes . . . and you lose.” 

― Dan Calabrese

“I would rather be a little nobody, then to be a evil somebody.” 

― Abraham Lincoln

“If you're horrible to me, I'm going to write a song about it, and you won't like it. That's how I operate.” 

― Taylor Swift

How We Gypsies 
See The Americans

Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen
A Behind The Scenes Look Into
The Everyday Life of 
The Scottish Gypsies of
Old Orchard Beach, Maine

EelKat Wendy C. Allen

Banned from publication on Amazon, by a First Amendment violating, court order on January 4, 2016, by the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall, a branch of the United States government, How We Gypsies See The Americans, is now available to read online for free.

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Banned by the United States Government, January 4, 2016 for being "Too Gay For The Family Friendly Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine."

State of Maine, Biddeford District Court:

Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574

Keeping in mind that the judge never read the book and I was never allowed to testify, as MOST of the court case was done via an "exparte order" without my knowledge to court case against me even existed until nearly a year after it started. The whole judgement being based off a murder I had no connection to, with residents of Old Orchard Beach, using as their "evidence" the phrase: "Remember Saco Shaw's all transsexuals are alike" and citing that transgender people are running around Maine killing people because there is a transvestite Necromancer in this book, their claim being that had the Quaraun series not been published the Saco Shaw's Murder would not have happened.

In the court documents, the Town of Old Orchard Beach claims that the Quaraun series is "autobiographical" because it is set in my hometown, and that because the main character, a 400 year old Elf named Quaraun, is a partly-castrated serial killing transvestite eunuch necromancer who suffers from schizophrenia, that I the straight, female author am QUOTE "a dangerous mentally unstable gay transsexual eunuch terrorist, who will kill us all" UNQUOTE.

Throughout the court papers they referenced quotes said by Quaraun (a fictional non-Human character in a fantasy novel) in this book claiming that they were quotes taken off my "About Me Page" of my website. (Thus why my About Me Page now includes my response to the court documents' allegations that I am gay, transsexual, or eunuch). Also interesting is the fact my primary accuser in these court documents (the man who drove a backhoe over my house in 2013) is also the same person who hacked my KBoards account & my website, placing his name all over both, while impersonating me online and pretending to be me throughout August to December 2015 (a time period when I was offline due to multiple surgeries & hospitalization after being beaten up by a man driving a 4-door white pick up truck). Also interestingly, is I never knew who owned the backhoe, and his name was unknown to me prior to receiving the sheriff's notice of my books being banned on January 4, 2016. Also interesting to note is in addition to owning the backhoe that drove over my house, he also owns a 4-door white pick-up truck.

Also interesting to note is that when I went to the Town Hall to ask the Town Manager & Town Counsel why they were filing these absolutely, ludicrously, ridiculous, transphobic, civil rights violating court papers to begin with, none of them were aware of the existence of the court case, and the man with the 4-door white pick up truck is now suspected (by the FBI who is investigating this "highly suspicious court case") of having filed the court case in the Town Hall's name using official USA government letterhead stolen from the Town Hall's Code Enforcement office. From 2014 to mid 2016 the court papers read "Town of Old Orchard Beach vs Wendy Christine Allen" The FBI started investigating the Town Hall June 2016. From June 2016 to October 2016 the court documents read {name removed & name removed} (name of backhoe owner & 4-5-8's sister) vs Wendy Christine Allen. Several forged documents have since been uncovered in this court case, that is now known to have been done by a local resident who not only impersonated me online, but also impersonated the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall in court.

While the man named in the documents CLAIMED to work for the town hall, calling himself "the board of zoning appeals", this has since been proven to be yet another impersonation on his part, and the only two ACTUAL government employees to ever appear in court were Old Orchard Beach CEO Dan Feeney and Old Orchard Beach Police Officer Will Watson, both of whom said they were there "on behalf of Town Manager Larry Mead as his representative". Larry Mead when questioned, denied having any knowledge of the court case at all and was shocked to discover that he himself was named in the docket as the person who filed the paperwork. Seven other Town Hall Government officials were also named as having collectively filed the paperwork with him, including my cousin; all of whom when questioned, had no knowledge there was a court case going on in their names, with them named as Plaintiffs. In court police officer Will Watson broke down on the testimony stand, claiming to be blackmailed into being there, stating that his "beloved mother-in-law" was in frail health and "they are threatening to kill her if I don't comply". If he is in fact being blackmailed and if so by who, as yet remains unknown.

And in spite of the hysterical rumours this man has been screaming all over town, there is no more evidence that the transsexual serial killer Connor MacCalister ever read my books or even knew of their existence, then there is that I am a 400 year old gay Elf wizard.

Also interesting to note is the first court papers were filed October 2014, 3 weeks after the mass market release of The Night of The Screaming Unicorn, and 1 week after the public unveiling on my latest art car The Transgender Awareness Tour Bus, and nearly a year BEFORE the Saco Shaw's murder which happened August 2015. Connor MacCalister's name was not added to the court papers until September 12, 2015, a full year AFTER the first court papers were filed.

The vandalism of my tour bus (it being filled with feces 3 feet deep) happened April 10, 2015, and the beheading of my cats happened May 2015, both happening BEFORE the August 2015 murder, in spite of the residents of Old Orchard Beach, claiming they did those things BECAUSE of the Saco Shaw's murder.

In the end 27 of my books were 

banned and unpublished 

BY A 1st Amendment violating COURT ORDER 

that was issued by


United States Government Organization

making the Quaraun Series the FIRST and ONLY books in American history to ever be




Do you know who filled my motorhome with feces April 2015?

Do you know who cut my cats' heads off?

Do you know who it is Police Officer Will Watson claims is blackmailing him?

Do you know who stole the $3million in tax money from the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall bank accounts during all of this?

Do you know who built the bomb that blew up my house October 18, 2006?

Do you know who drove a backhoe over my next house on August 8, 2013?

Do you know who the driver of the 4-door white pick up tuck is, the one who beat me up, on November 14, 2013 at Southern Maine Community College, paralyzing me for 5 months, leaving me crippled for the rest of my life?

Do you know who is holding my 10 cats hostage, cutting off their heads, and returning them back one head at a time?

Do you know the identity of the hacker who hacked my Kboards & Twitter accounts, from a public access computer at the McAuthor Public Library in Biddeford, Maine, throughout 2015, also hacking my website and impersinating me while posting the name of the man in this court case all over the internet to make it look like I did it, even though I was offline and in the hospital dying at the time it happened?

Do you know who in the town hall is providing official government letterhead from the Code Enforcement Office, for this and other (yes, several others) fraudulent court cases filed by the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall against the LGBTQ citizens of our town?

If you know the answers to these questions or have any additional information about this case please contact the FBI agent in charge of the investigation:

Agent Andy Drewer

of the Portland FBI

@ 207-774-9322 

Seeing How "The Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach" Court Order Requires Me To Put This Notice In The Front Of The Novels,
I Assume It Also Requires I Put It In Front of Novel Excerpts Posted Online As Well, so, Here It Is... 

Enjoy The Stupidity That Is The
Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine,
Where I Am Deemed,
In Their Words:

"Too Gay For The Family Friendly Town of Old Orchard Beach"
Because I'm The Author of The Quaraun Series.


The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane

(Added March 29, 2016)


EelKat Wendy Christine Allen


UPDATE: The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall has handed me a court order requiring I place a warning in my books, warning you that they have their heads stuck up their asses, I mean, warning you that this book was written by a non-white transgender author and contains non-white, LGBTQ characters, which the straight, white citizens of Old Orchard Beach find offensive because they never before took their heads out of their asses long enough to notice that there exist in this world non-white people and gay transgender men. The HORROR I have forced them to discover, when they took their heads out of their asses long enough to discover a non-white, transgender author has lived in their town since 1975!

As of January 4, 2016 ALL gay, transgender, and non-white authors, living in the white power, gay-hating town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine are now required to add a warning to the front of their books, warning readers that this book is a vile, evil, perversion of their senses because it contains non-white, minority, transgender, and or gay characters who by their very existence according to the white power, gay hating residents of the 99.9% white town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine do not deserve to live and should not be included as characters in books.

Because I am a vile, evil, non-white, transgender author who lives in Old Orchard Beach, Maine, I am now required by court order to place warning in my books, to warn readers that this book was written by a vile, evil, non-white, transgender author and there for may contain references to my vile, evil, non-white, transgender lifestyle, including to, shock, and horror, ACTUALLY CONTAIN


Non-white characters

oh, my, my, my, how evil of me to consider writing a book with a person of colour in it. And even worse, is the fact that...wait for it...

I've gone so far as to allow gay transvestite characters to be in my books.

How shockingly evil of me to offend the citizens of Old Orchard Beach, by including gay and transgender characters in my book. I have forced them to have to discover the horror that there exists non-white people in our town, and worse, have made them suffer the horrors of learning that LGBTQ citizens have the right to live. How evil of me. To punish me for the publication of the book you are now reading, they filled my home with sewage 3 feet deep and cut the heads off of my cats, drove a backhoe over my house, then beat me up and left me paralyzed for 5 months, during which time they hacked my online accounts of Kboards, NaNoWriMo, Twitter and other places and impersonated me, posting lots of shitty crap to try to discredit me and destroy my reputation. If you are one of my long time readers and followers, you no dought saw what transpired on KBoards and NaNoWriMo (I did not see it and still do not know what happened, seeing how I was in the hospital dying, while the hacker was taking over my accounts online.)

18 months later I am out of the wheelchair, relearning to walk and still refusing to unpublish my evil books containing non-white gay men and so now they have gotten a court order demanding the warning you are now reading, be placed in this book, because the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall (the plaintiff named on the court order – YES – an actual United States Government Organization has issued this civil rights violating court order, in blatant disregard to federal laws) believes that non-whites and gays and transgender citizens are so evil that they QUOTE “ought to be shot in the head” UNQUOTE.

The book you are now holding contains non-white characters, of the same vile, evil non-white race as the non-white author who wrote this book and because I am not white and have chosen to include non-white characters in this book, I am now required by court order to warn my non-white readers that this book was written by evil, vile non-white me and contains evil, vile non-white characters that will offend your holier then though piece of shit white asses. There, I am now in compliance with the white power, gay hating town of Old Orchard Beach's, civil rights violating court order. White trash has now been warned that non-white trash exists in this book.

The book you are now holding contains LGBTQ characters, of the same vile, evil LGBTQ existence as the LGBTQ who wrote this book and because I am LGBTQ and have chosen to include LGBTQ characters in this book, I am now required by court order to warn my LGBTQ readers that this book was written by evil, vile LGBTQ me and contains evil, vile LGBTQ characters that will offend your holier then though piece of shit straight asses. There, I am now in compliance with the white power, gay hating town of Old Orchard Beach's, civil rights violating court order. Straight trash has now been warned that non-straight trash exists in this book.

If you have any questions regarding this court order which violates the civil rights of people of colour, minority races, and LGBTQ citizens, please head to the State of Maine, Biddeford District Court and ask for copies of

Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574 and CV-15-58/CV-15-59

the Alfred Superior Court Docket #CV-15-299

and the Portland Superior Law Court Docket #YOR-15-253

Additionally, you can find more information by going to the Old Orchard Beach Police Department and requesting copies of ALL police reports made in regards to 144, 146, and 146a Portland Avenue, from 2001 to 2016 (approximately 300 reports).

Note, that the court order includes 4 interesting facts:

1: It states that transgender people in Old Orchard Beach are not allowed to own cats; the Town Manager confiscated my cats on this basis (the judge granted this). 140 families in Old Orchard Beach had a grand total of more then 500 cats taken from them via this court order.  Many of those cats are being returned to their owners, one head nailed to their door at a time.

2: It states that transgender vehicles are not allowed in the town of Old Orchard Beach and specifically that The Transgender Awareness Tour Bus be removed from the "perimeters of the family friendly town of Old Orchard Beach" (the judge denied this)

3: It states that transgender authors, not be allowed to publish books featuring transgender characters, and contains a list of books, deemed "Too gay for Old Orchard Beach" that the Town Hall requested be removed from publication. The judge ordered the removal and unpublication of 27 of my books, and that the rest have this warning placed in them.

4: That LGBTQ, non-white, non-Christians, and Muslims, not be allowed to set foot in Old Orchard Beach (with one motel owner in particular claiming his right to confiscate the homes, property, and business of some 140 families in Old Orchard Beach, by right of his desire to put condominiums on each of their properties. Interestingly, this is the same man who drove a backhoe over my house in 2013.) Part of this was passed, with the judge ordering LGBTQ families not allowed to set foot in their own homes (not rentals or apartments - houses they owned outright and owed no taxes or mortgages on, with 140 families be forced out of their homes on January 4, 2016. He dropped the request to confiscate homes of LGBTQ citizens when FBI Agent Andy Drewer Arrived to investigate him and the 5 businesses he owns, for his connection to the bomb that blew up my house in 2006.) Three court houses later a different judge overruled the first judge's civil rights violating order, with LGBTQ citizens being allowed to go home October 18, 2016, after 10 months of living in their cars.

Want to know the names, phone numbers, business locations, and home addresses of all the cat murdering, transphobic, gay-hating, white powered people who are trying to ban all LGBTQ and non-white citizens from Old Orchard Beach? Then go to those 3 court houses and request to get copies of all 700 pages of The Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach Court Case of Old Orchard Beach vs Wendy Christine Allen. 

All names and contact information of all the white power, gay hating  town hall officials, police officers, public works workers, motels, businesses, motel owners, business owners, and the KKK's own lawyers, behind this introduction now required to being added to books containing gay or non-white characters can be found in those court orders and police reports, here after collectively known as “The Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach Court Case” or #TooGayForOOB for short.

In those court dockets you will find more then 700 pages of utterly fascinating civil rights violating, animal abusing, hate crime glorifying, anti-gay, white power, transphobic lunacy. I highly recommend you get copies of those court dockets and see for yourself, the REALITY of how utterly insane the gay hating, white power mentality of Old Orchard Beach, really is. 

Or if you want to meet me at Staples, and are willing to pay however much it costs to have 700 pages of copies made, you can get copies made of my copy of the court order.

Happy reading.

Welcome to Maine, where love wins, everywhere, except in the white power, gay-hating town of Old Orchard Beach. TIP: If you are looking for a great fun summer family vacation spot this summer: avoid the transphobic, animal abusing, gay hating, white power town of Old Orchard Beach. This town is only family friendly, IF your family qualifies as a “real family” which to them means: you are white, Christian, and have no connections to LGBTQ people whatsoever. Save your hard earned money and DO NOT come to Old Orchard Beach this summer. Don't bother wasting your hard earned money on the transphobic, animal abusing, gay hating, white power trash that thinks it's okay to discriminate against people based on race, gender, religion, or colour.

There. Now I am in compliance with the court order and you, my dear reader have been warned that this book was written by evil, vile, perverted non-white, non-straight little old me and contains non-white, gay, transvestite characters. Can I ask: Have you EVER seen a book ANYWHERE that the author's town required the author to place a warning in the book, for ANY reason? Can anyone say RIDICULOUS? Yes, the town of Old Orchard Beach is being utterly ridiculous. I think they forgot that Old Orchard Beach is a town in America and not it's own country.

So, if you are a transphobic, gay-hating, white power person who is offended by the existence of transvestites, gays, non-Christians, people of colour, and other things that tick off white power mentalities, then you probably want to avoid these books.

For everybody else who isn't a white power, transphobic, gay-hating jerk with their head stuck up their own white, Christian ass: I hope you enjoy reading these books as much as I have enjoyed writing them. And for those of you who don't enjoy this sort of book, well, enjoy those knee-jerks, I'm told you guys should be expecting quite a few of them.


End of introduction.

And yet...

The First Amendment to the United States Constitution prohibits the making of any law respecting an establishment of religion, impeding the free exercise of religion, abridging the freedom of speech, infringing on the freedom of the press, interfering with the right to peaceably assemble or prohibiting the petitioning for a governmental redress of grievances. It was adopted on December 15, 1791, as one of the ten amendments that constitute the Bill of Rights.

The Town of Old Orchard Beach is a United States Government organization. By banning books and forcing their unpublication, they have gone against The First Amendment to the United States Constitution. 

No law can give or take away the choice to commit suicide.

- Maggie Gallagher

The homosexual community has more acceptance in America than it ever has, and the suicide rate is as high as it's always been.

- Randall Terry

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