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EelKat Wendy Christine Allen
Author, Artist, & Art Car Designer
 

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Mar 20, 2017

Spell Casting Side Effects: Magic In Quaraun's Universe | Author Interview

Spell Casting Side Effects: Magic In Quaraun's Universe

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Mar 20, 2017

EelKat Wendy C Allen: Author, Artist, Art Car Designer

EelKat Wendy C Allen: Author, Artist, & Art Car Designer; get latest updates on books, life, and whatever else I can think of.

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Mar 19, 2017

Paul LePage: What do you think about your state's governor?

Paul LePage: What do you think about your state's governor?

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Mar 19, 2017

Hacked: My Website Was Hacked! Have Information? The FBI Wants To Know

Hacked: My Website Was Hacked! Have Information? The FBI Wants To Know

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Mar 15, 2017

Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car

Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The Creature Who Lives In The World's Most Haunted Car

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Mar 14, 2017

The White Monkey of Old Orchard Beach

The White Monkey that escaped from Helen Pearly's White Animal Farm Zoo - Old Orchard Beach, Maine

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Mar 14, 2017

We Dare Not Go A'hunting For Fear of Little Men

We Dare Not Go A'hunting For Fear of Little Men

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Mar 14, 2017

Lives Destroyed:Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update

Lives Destroyed By Busy-Bodies, Superstitions, & Hate

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Mar 13, 2017

Be True To You: YouTube Gamers: "Faking" a personality until you make it?

Be True To You

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Mar 12, 2017

Lets Playing Is No Longer Fun

Lets Playing Is No Longer Fun

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Mar 12, 2017

Ask EelKat Anything

Ask EelKat Anything

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Mar 12, 2017

YouTube Lets Plays: How Many Series Do You Do At Once?

YouTube Lets Plays - EelKat answers your questions on creating YouTube Lets play videos.

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Feb 04, 2017

My 30th Anniversary of Being Transgender

My 30th Anniversary of Being Transgender (February 5, 1987 - February 5, 2017) | How & Why I Became OtherKin

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Jan 27, 2017

Writing Racist Characters VS The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine

Writing Racist Characters Accurately By Looking At Hate Crimes Committed By The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine

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Jan 06, 2017

Let's Play Slime Rancher

EelKat plays Slime Rancher on YouTube

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Nov 18, 2016

Writing Dares Random Generator

Randomly generated writing dares (insanely bizarre challenges) to help you get past writer's block

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Nov 14, 2016

Writing Maine: How To Write About Maine Life Accurately

Writing Maine: How To Write About Maine Life Accurately

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Aug 25, 2016

KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker

There is a false rumor circulating, calling me a NaNoWriMo ML, something I never was and don't like people calling me.

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Aug 07, 2016

YouTube Videos by EelKat

YouTube Videos by EelKat

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Mar 06, 2016

About EelKat

Everything you could ever want to know about the author of The Twighlight Manor series

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Jan 04, 2016

Bizarro Yaoi Novel Night of The Screaming Unicorn

Summary of the Bizarro Yaoi Night of The Screaming Unicorn

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Dec 31, 2015

Women Don't Date Jerks or Stalkers, So Stop Being One

Women Don't Date Jerks or Stalkers, So Stop Being One: Getting Past The First Date: What Girls Wish Guys Knew About Dating...How To Impress a Girl and Avoid Making Common First Date Mistakes

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Dec 15, 2015

How Long is 50,000 Words?

How Long is 50,000 Words in pages?

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Nov 25, 2015

Elves, Drugs, and Opium: A Look At The Drug Use In The Quaraun Books

Answering reader questions about the high, High Elf Quaraun the Insane and his opium addiction.

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Nov 24, 2015

The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane: Work-In-Progress Updates

Updates on the current works-in-progress on the bizarro serial The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane

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Looking To Connect With the REAL EelKat?

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Below is a list of the ACTUAL, REAL, OFFICIAL online accounts owned and managed by me:

on Amazon:  ► http://www.amazon.com/author/eelkat

on FaceBook - Profile:  ► http://www.facebook.com/EelKat

on FaceBook - Fan Page:  ► https://www.facebook.com/EelKatWendyCAllen

on FaceBook - Writer's Group:  ► https://www.facebook.com/ShortStoryWriters

on Google+:  ► https://plus.google.com/+EelKat/posts/p/pub

's Home Page:  ► http://www.EelKat.com

on Instagram:  ► https://www.instagram.com/eelkat

on Itch.io:  ► https://eelkat.itch.io

on MySpace:  ► https://www.MySpace.com/eelkat

on Pinterest:  ► https://www.pinterest.com/eelkat

on Spoonflower:  ► http://www.spoonflower.com/profiles/eelkat

on Steam:  ► http://steamcommunity.com/id/eelkat

on Tumblr: ► http://eelkat.tumblr.com

on Twitter:   ► https://twitter.com/EelKat

on YouTube - Subscribe Today! ► https://www.youtube.com/user/EelKat

on Zazzle:  ► http://www.zazzle.com/eelkat

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Looking for the Quaraun books? The original Unicorn Porn #Yaoi short stories are no longer available, but are currently being compiled in chronological order and republished as novels. The new Kindle novel editions can be found here:   http://tinyurl.com/Quaraun 

Interviews about the Quaraun series: 

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Hugs and kisses to my wonderful fans. Love you all! Talk to you again soon.  

If it ain't on this list, it's probably fake.

~EK 

Throughout 2013 - 2015 a slew of FAKE "EelKat" accounts surfaced, both on social networks and on forums.

NOTE: I was very active on forums from 1997 to 2007 and have RARELY used a forum since then. Other then the Warriors Forum and Absolute Write I have not posted on ANY forums AT ALL since 2012.

Note: My old inactive forum accounts were hacked and "resurrected" in 2013/2014/2015 by a psychotic NaNoWriMo ML who is upset over my having won a total of 27 writing contests/challenges and published 130+ novels since 2004 and and apparently (according to her emails) she has yet to win or publish anything.

If you see "me" posting on a forum at any point after 2012, know that it is likely this mysterious, and still yet unidentified "Kendra Silvermander".

More information about Kendra Silvermander and what she did can be found here.

➽ ➽ ➽ If you have any information regarding the identity of the stalker/attacker/driver of the 4-door white pick-up truck please contact Officer Tim DeLuca of the Old Orchard Beach Police Department @ 207-934-4911 and/or Agent Andy Drewer of the Portland FBI @ 207-774-9322 ◀️ ◀️ ◀️ ☎️

Please help the police and FBI put this brutal, violent, psychotically deranged stalker in prison.

Need Directions?

Rather then ask the crazy gun-toting neighbours, and risk get shot by the psychotically deranged, white power gay haters that live up and down my street, patrolling obsessively by my driveway every 15 minutes in a 4 door white pick-up truck, just get directions from Google Maps. Here, you can find 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, ME right here:


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And, in case you missed the notice at the top and felt the need to make a fool of yourself in my inbox, here's the notice again, longer this time.

We Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, are Scottish & this site therefore uses our Native Scottish English. We are no Americans, so please do no expect to find American English here.

For example spellings like "travelling" or "colour", pronoun differences "me" for "my" or "you" for "your" might look unfamiliar to you. They are in fact correct in our language. 

Yes, I do receive you many emails pointing out what you believe to be typos and spelling errors. No, I do no respond to your American arrogance in thinking nothing other then the American language exists or your ignorance to the existence of languages other then you own. You do have a brain; I highly recommend you try using it. You might find you actually enjoy it.

I does no ask of you to speak to me in me own language, so do no ask of me to speak to you in yous language, for just as you does no know me language existed, I do no know how to use you language, though, I did have enough brain to know it existed and not berate you for using you own native tongue. I can'na say as much for thems that thought to bitch at me in emails.