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Apr 26, 2017

SEO Advantages of Embedding YouTube Videos On Your Website

SEO Advantages of Embedding YouTube Videos On Your Website

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Apr 26, 2017

Create Original Content aka I Hate Jackass Gutter Scum Thieves

Create Original Content: a bitch feast rant on the respinner scum of the internet.

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Apr 26, 2017

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YouTube Index

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Apr 26, 2017

Online Income: The Reality vs The Fantasy

The Reality of Online Incomes vs The Fantasy Dreamers Seek

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Apr 25, 2017

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Apr 25, 2017

Spending Money To Make Money Online? Should You Do It?

Spending Money To Make Money Online: When is it the right time to start spending?

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Apr 25, 2017

Domain Name Branding: Should You Put Your Brand Name In Your URL?

Domain Name Branding: Why You Should You Put Your Brand Name In Your URL

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Apr 24, 2017

Interviews With Old Orchard Beach's Online Marketing and Seo Expert

Interviews With Old Orchard Beach's Online Marketing and Seo Expert

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Apr 23, 2017

Disney vs Google: The YouTube Boycott & How It Effects Us Content Creators

Disney vs Google the YouTube Boycott

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Apr 22, 2017

EelKat Wendy C Allen: Author, Artist, Art Car Designer

EelKat Wendy C Allen: Author, Artist, & Art Car Designer; get latest updates on books, life, and whatever else I can think of.

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Apr 19, 2017

A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest | Summoner of Darkness

Unicorn takes the sick Quaraun to Witch Pond for a rest. The day ends far from restful for them.

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Apr 17, 2017

Introduction To The Quaraun Series: aka Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach

Introduction To The Quaraun Series: The Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach Court Order

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Apr 17, 2017

A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond | Summoner of Darkness

The Road To Witch Pond: free to read online sample chapter fantasy novel.

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Apr 17, 2017

Santa's Floating Dead Body | A Scene From The Summoner of Darkness

Santa's floating dead body - a free to read online sample chapter from The Summoner of Darkness

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Apr 17, 2017

The Amphibious Aliens Index: Paranormal History of Old Orchard Beach

Amphibious Aliens Index: The list of all the articles in the series

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Apr 14, 2017

Why Crude Adult Comedy and Pink Humor Yaoi Is Not Erotica

Yaoi author on why pink humor, black humor, blue humor, & crude adult comedy is not Erotica.

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Apr 14, 2017

The Dungeon Master & The 1974 AMC Gremlin

Sample chapter from the Bizarro Yaoi Novel: Quaraun The Insane | City of the Screaming Statues

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Apr 12, 2017

Google Flagged My Site! What To Do? (Help For Web Masters)

Google Flagged My Site! What To Do? (Help For Web Masters)

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Apr 12, 2017

FRED: Google's Most Deadly Update Ever?

FRED: Was your site effected? A look at FRED and what it did.

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Apr 11, 2017

Page 11 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - The Scottish Traveller Crime Family

Page 11 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach (Online Release of Book Banned By United States Government)

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Apr 10, 2017

Page 10 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach

Page 10 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach (Online Release of Book Banned By United States Government)

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Apr 10, 2017

Page 9 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach

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Page 8 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach

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Page 7 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach

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Below is a list of the ACTUAL, REAL, OFFICIAL online accounts owned and managed by me:

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Looking for the Quaraun books? The original Unicorn Porn #Yaoi short stories are no longer available, but are currently being compiled in chronological order and republished as novels. The new Kindle novel editions can be found here:   http://tinyurl.com/Quaraun 

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If it ain't on this list, it's probably fake.

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Throughout 2013 - 2015 a slew of FAKE "EelKat" accounts surfaced, both on social networks and on forums, most were created by a woman calling herself Kendra Silvermander, or her backhoe driving cousin who drove a backhoe over my house, the same woman and her family who cut the heads off my cats, are the same people who hacked my online accounts, created a slew of fake accounts and pretended to be me, after they beat me up on November 14, 2013, leaving me paralyzed for 5 months, relearning to walk for 18 months, and clueless to their impersonation of my online due to my life threatening crippled state that had me offline from November 2013 to March 2016.

Who they are and why they are doing this remains unknown. If you know the identity of these people, please contact the FBI in charge of the investigation into their murder attempts on my life:

Agent Andy Drewer

of the Portland FBI

@ 207-774-9322 

NOTE: I was very active on forums from 1997 to 2007 and have RARELY used a forum since then. Other then the Warriors Forum and Absolute Write I have not posted on ANY forums AT ALL since 2012.

Note: My old inactive forum accounts were hacked and "resurrected" in 2013/2014/2015 by a psychotic NaNoWriMo ML who is upset over my having won a total of 27 writing contests/challenges and published 130+ novels since 2004 and and apparently (according to her emails) she has yet to win or publish anything.

If you see "me" posting on a forum at any point after 2012, know that it is likely this mysterious, and still yet unidentified "Kendra Silvermander".

More information about Kendra Silvermander and what she did can be found here.

Let's think about something here...

I'm just a harmless old lady who likes to dress like and Elf and paint everything pink and write stories about Elves having sex with Unicorns. For THAT, the residents of Old Orchard Beach, call me crazy, build a bomb, blow up my house, stand in my drive way and shoot at me, kidnap my cats, cut my cats' heads off, nail my cats' heads to my door, beat my 28 year old Shetland pony's head in, drive a back hoe over my house 3 times, filled my motorhome with feces 3 feet deep, I was paralyzed for 5 months because they trespassed up in here and beat me up, 3 years later I finally recover and start walking again and they beat me up again this time with a shopping cart rupturing 3 discs in my spine while screaming "kill or be killed remember Saco Shaw's!" and they cut my car in half. I'm sorry, WHO exactly is the crazy person here? 

Yes, I wear pink ball gowns every day.

Yes I wear fake pointy ears and long white Rapunzel wigs.

Yes, I paint my cars, my motorhome, and my mailbox pink.

Yes, I write about Elves having sex with Unicorns.

So the fucking hell what?

I haven't set foot off my land in 40 years. The only time I have contact with people is when THEY trespass on my yard and invade my privacy. And you know what? I've always welcomed them with happy smiles and open arms, made them meals and served them tea, and spent the day happily chatting with any one and every one who wanted to visit me. I love it when you people stop by to visit me as it's the only time I have any one to talk to other then my cats... oh wait... I don't have ANYONE to talk to any more, now that sociopath freaks murdered them and nailed their heads to my door!

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the ones who built a bomb and blew up my house!

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the violent trespassers who stands in my drive way and shoot at me.

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the ones who kidnap my cats, cut my cats' heads off, nail my cats' heads to my door, beat my 28 year old Shetland pony's head in, drive a back hoe over my house 3 times, filled my motorhome with feces 3 feet deep, and cut my car in half.

I mean REALLY stand back and look around.

All I'm doing is wearing strange cloths. I'm not the violent animal abusing, bomb building, psychopath beating up elderly women... THEY are.

There's a hell of a big difference between a half blind elderly woman dressing up as comic book characters and not bothering one damned person, and violent psychopathic criminal creeps beating her up, bombing her house, driving a back hoe over 3 more of her houses, cutting her car in half, filling her motorhome with feces, murdering her horse, and slaughtering her cats!

Old Orchard Beach has a crazy person in it all right, but isn't me... and the residents of this town need to get off their asses and tell the FBI who this white haired man and his blond wife and red haired sister-in-law are BEFORE THEY KILL ME! The red haired woman calls herself Kendra Silvermander.

I don't know who this man and his two women are. They are strangers to me. I don't know their names. And I don't know why they are doing this. Some body in this town must know who these people are ... PLEASE... the FBI is trying to put a stop to these insane hate crimes... PLEASE if you know who these psychopathic monsters are, PLEASE tell Agent Andy Drewer before they kill me. They cut my car in half in 2010. They cut my cats in half in 2015. How long do you think it'll be before they cut ME in half too? PLEASE HELP ME!

➽ ➽ ➽ If you have any information regarding the identity of the stalker/attacker/driver of the 4-door white pick-up truck please contact Officer Tim DeLuca of the Old Orchard Beach Police Department @ 207-934-4911 and/or

Agent Andy Drewer

of the Portland FBI

@ 207-774-9322 

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Please help the police and FBI put this brutal, violent, psychotically deranged stalker family in prison.

Have Information?
Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer @ (207) 774-9322 





Need Directions?

Rather then ask the crazy gun-toting neighbours, and risk get shot by the psychotically deranged, white power gay haters that live up and down my street, patrolling obsessively by my driveway every 15 minutes in a 4 door white pick-up truck, just get directions from Google Maps. Here, you can find 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, ME right here:


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