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The Southern Maine Writers Group


By EelKat Wendy C Allen

They're Back! Meeting Schedule:

Writer's meetings are starting up June 12, 2015.

Meetings are every Friday at:

Libby Memorial Library

27 Staples St

Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064

Library hours on Fridays are 10AM to 8PM and you can go there any time of the day. I will usually arrive between 2PM and 3PM and stay until 5PM to 8PM depending on the day.

Parking is free if you park in the library's parking lot. On street parking is metered, and the beach parking lots start at $5hr to $15hr, so make sure you park AT the library's parking lot, not at the lot across the street or on the street.

Just look for my car. If The Razzberry is there, I am there. I will usually be in the front seating area, where the big yoga pillows are.

The library has Wi-Fi if you write on a laptop, and there are public access computers if you need those, or if you write long hand like me, just bring your pen and paper.

All we do at these meetings is sit together and write. There isn't any lectures or any need for you to talk. Just arrive, sit down, start writing, that's pretty much all we do.

We will soon have an official MeetUp.com group for this as well. I'll be setting that up later this month.

Google Maps/Directions

If you are coming from out of town, here's the directions:

UPDATES:

March 17, 2015

As some of you know, I used to run a local writing group, which meet weekly in various locations in Old Orchard Beach, Saco, and Biddeford. I started this group in 1983 and in the old days we meet in the chess club/reading room of the Old Orchard Beach Library.

In 1997 we moved to the Biddeford Library.

In 2006 we used the Saco Library for a year.

From 2007 onward we started meeting in restaurants and cafes with the locations rotating weekly. (Michael's Pizza in Saco, Golden Rooster in Saco, Panera in Biddeford, being the three most used locations.)

In 2011 we moved the location to the student lounge of the York County Community College in Wells.

From 2012 to 2014 we meet at the Student Lounge and Dining Hall of the Southern Maine Community College

And then I ended up in the hospital and then bedridden for 5 months from a serious back, hip, and knee injury and since February 2014, there have been no meetings held at all. As of November 2014, I am walking again. I'm walking with a back brace, a knee brace, and a cane...but I'm walking again...so...we will be starting the meetings up again, if any of you are interested...there's a big announcement on this, that are really gonna like...

Coming in April 2015...we have a dedicated building to meet in, and will be able to meet multiple times a week.

As you may or may not have known Old Orchard Beach, has spent the last 8 months building a new library. Two years ago, when the library was petitioning to get funding from the state for this project, they contacted all the local groups which had at one point ever meet on a regular basis at the library, which means I was among the people they contacted. The reason, was they not only wanted to build a new library, but they also wanted to build a conference center for local groups and requested the help of these groups. When the petition went to the town council, I went with the librarians to these meetings and...

 ...because there are several authors in Southern Maine who showed an interest in getting a dedicated building where we could meet (more then 40 authors showed up at the town meeting in question, to come forward and express the need for such a place)... it was approved, we have it now, they built it and it opens in only a few weeks. So, when this building opens, I will be restarting the writer's meetings, which as always, it is 100% free to attend. There is no membership fees, no entry fees. Just bring yourself and whatever you write with, pen/paper, laptop, whatever.

I will keep you posted as to the time and dates soon as I have them. The location is Staples Street in Old Orchard Beach.  http://ooblibrary.org/expansion There are only 5 buildings on the street, it's the brand new big building, that says "Library" out front, so you can't miss it.

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Throughout 2013 - 2015 a slew of FAKE "EelKat" accounts surfaced, both on social networks and on forums.

NOTE: I was very active on forums from 1997 to 2007 and have RARELY used a forum since then. Other then the Warriors Forum and Absolute Write I have not posted on ANY forums AT ALL since 2012.

Note: My old inactive forum accounts were hacked and "resurrected" in 2013/2014/2015 by a psychotic NaNoWriMo ML who is upset over my having won a total of 27 writing contests/challenges and published 130+ novels since 2004 and and apparently (according to her emails) she has yet to win or publish anything.

If you see "me" posting on a forum at any point after 2012, know that it is likely this mysterious, and still yet unidentified "Kendra Silvermander".

More information about Kendra Silvermander and what she did can be found here.

➽ ➽ ➽ If you have any information regarding the identity of the stalker/attacker/driver of the 4-door white pick-up truck please contact Officer Tim DeLuca of the Old Orchard Beach Police Department @ 207-934-4911 and/or Agent Andy Drewer of the Portland FBI @ 207-774-9322 ◀️ ◀️ ◀️ ☎️

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And, in case you missed the notice at the top and felt the need to make a fool of yourself in my inbox, here's the notice again, longer this time.

We Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, are Scottish & this site therefore uses our Native Scottish English. We are no Americans, so please do no expect to find American English here.

For example spellings like "travelling" or "colour", pronoun differences "me" for "my" or "you" for "your" might look unfamiliar to you. They are in fact correct in our language. 

Yes, I do receive you many emails pointing out what you believe to be typos and spelling errors. No, I do no respond to your American arrogance in thinking nothing other then the American language exists or your ignorance to the existence of languages other then you own. You do have a brain; I highly recommend you try using it. You might find you actually enjoy it.

I does no ask of you to speak to me in me own language, so do no ask of me to speak to you in yous language, for just as you does no know me language existed, I do no know how to use you language, though, I did have enough brain to know it existed and not berate you for using you own native tongue. I can'na say as much for thems that thought to bitch at me in emails.