If life gives you lemons, then you grab life by the balls and say you're taking them too. Why make lemonade when you can make testicle stew? Stand up for yourself. I don't take shit from no one, and neither should you. ~EelKat
Library hours on Fridays are 10AM to 8PM and you can go there any time of the day. I will usually arrive between 2PM and 3PM and stay until 5PM to 8PM depending on the day.
Parking is free if you park in the library's parking lot. On street parking is metered, and the beach parking lots start at $5hr to $15hr, so make sure you park AT the library's parking lot, not at the lot across the street or on the street.
Just look for my car. If The Razzberry is there, I am there. I will usually be in the front seating area, where the big yoga pillows are.
The library has Wi-Fi if you write on a laptop, and there are public access computers if you need those, or if you write long hand like me, just bring your pen and paper.
All we do at these meetings is sit together and write. There isn't any lectures or any need for you to talk. Just arrive, sit down, start writing, that's pretty much all we do.
We will soon have an official MeetUp.com group for this as well. I'll be setting that up later this month.
If you are coming from out of town, here's the directions:
March 17, 2015
As some of you know, I used to run a local writing group, which meet weekly in various locations in Old Orchard Beach, Saco, and Biddeford. I started this group in 1983 and in the old days we meet in the chess club/reading room of the Old Orchard Beach Library.
In 1997 we moved to the Biddeford Library.
In 2006 we used the Saco Library for a year.
From 2007 onward we started meeting in restaurants and cafes with the locations rotating weekly. (Michael's Pizza in Saco, Golden Rooster in Saco, Panera in Biddeford, being the three most used locations.)
In 2011 we moved the location to the student lounge of the York County Community College in Wells.
From 2012 to 2014 we meet at the Student Lounge and Dining Hall of the Southern Maine Community College
And then I ended up in the hospital and then bedridden for 5 months from a serious back, hip, and knee injury and since February 2014, there have been no meetings held at all. As of November 2014, I am walking again. I'm walking with a back brace, a knee brace, and a cane...but I'm walking again...so...we will be starting the meetings up again, if any of you are interested...there's a big announcement on this, that are really gonna like...
Coming in April 2015...we have a dedicated building to meet in, and will be able to meet multiple times a week.
As you may or may not have known Old Orchard Beach, has spent the last 8 months building a new library. Two years ago, when the library was petitioning to get funding from the state for this project, they contacted all the local groups which had at one point ever meet on a regular basis at the library, which means I was among the people they contacted. The reason, was they not only wanted to build a new library, but they also wanted to build a conference center for local groups and requested the help of these groups. When the petition went to the town council, I went with the librarians to these meetings and...
...because there are several authors in Southern Maine who showed an interest in getting a dedicated building where we could meet (more then 40 authors showed up at the town meeting in question, to come forward and express the need for such a place)... it was approved, we have it now, they built it and it opens in only a few weeks. So, when this building opens, I will be restarting the writer's meetings, which as always, it is 100% free to attend. There is no membership fees, no entry fees. Just bring yourself and whatever you write with, pen/paper, laptop, whatever.
I will keep you posted as to the time and dates soon as I have them. The location is Staples Street in Old Orchard Beach. http://ooblibrary.org/expansion There are only 5 buildings on the street, it's the brand new big building, that says "Library" out front, so you can't miss it.
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If it ain't on this list, it's probably fake.
Throughout 2013 - 2015 a slew of FAKE "EelKat" accounts surfaced, both on social networks and on forums, most were created by a woman calling herself Kendra Silvermander, or her backhoe driving cousin who drove a backhoe over my house, the same woman and her family who cut the heads off my cats, are the same people who hacked my online accounts, created a slew of fake accounts and pretended to be me, after they beat me up on November 14, 2013, leaving me paralyzed for 5 months, relearning to walk for 18 months, and clueless to their impersonation of my online due to my life threatening crippled state that had me offline from November 2013 to March 2016.
Who they are and why they are doing this remains unknown. If you know the identity of these people, please contact the FBI in charge of the investigation into their murder attempts on my life:
Agent Andy Drewer
of the Portland FBI
NOTE: I was very active on forums from 1997 to 2007 and have RARELY used a forum since then. Other then the Warriors Forum and Absolute Write I have not posted on ANY forums AT ALL since 2012.
Note: My old inactive forum accounts were hacked and "resurrected" in 2013/2014/2015 by a psychotic NaNoWriMo ML who is upset over my having won a total of 27 writing contests/challenges and published 130+ novels since 2004 and and apparently (according to her emails) she has yet to win or publish anything.
If you see "me" posting on a forum at any point after 2012, know that it is likely this mysterious, and still yet unidentified "Kendra Silvermander".
I'm just a harmless old lady who likes to dress like and Elf and paint everything pink and write stories about Elves having sex with Unicorns. For THAT, the residents of Old Orchard Beach, call me crazy, build a bomb, blow up my house, stand in my drive way and shoot at me, kidnap my cats, cut my cats' heads off, nail my cats' heads to my door, beat my 28 year old Shetland pony's head in, drive a back hoe over my house 3 times, filled my motorhome with feces 3 feet deep, I was paralyzed for 5 months because they trespassed up in here and beat me up, 3 years later I finally recover and start walking again and they beat me up again this time with a shopping cart rupturing 3 discs in my spine while screaming "kill or be killed remember Saco Shaw's!" and they cut my car in half. I'm sorry, WHO exactly is the crazy person here?
Yes, I wear pink ball gowns every day.
Yes I wear fake pointy ears and long white Rapunzel wigs.
Yes, I paint my cars, my motorhome, and my mailbox pink.
Yes, I write about Elves having sex with Unicorns.
So the fucking hell what?
I haven't set foot off my land in 40 years. The only time I have contact with people is when THEY trespass on my yard and invade my privacy. And you know what? I've always welcomed them with happy smiles and open arms, made them meals and served them tea, and spent the day happily chatting with any one and every one who wanted to visit me. I love it when you people stop by to visit me as it's the only time I have any one to talk to other then my cats... oh wait... I don't have ANYONE to talk to any more, now that sociopath freaks murdered them and nailed their heads to my door!
You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the ones who built a bomb and blew up my house!
You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the violent trespassers who stands in my drive way and shoot at me.
You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the ones who kidnap my cats, cut my cats' heads off, nail my cats' heads to my door, beat my 28 year old Shetland pony's head in, drive a back hoe over my house 3 times, filled my motorhome with feces 3 feet deep, and cut my car in half.
I mean REALLY stand back and look around.
All I'm doing is wearing strange cloths. I'm not the violent animal abusing, bomb building, psychopath beating up elderly women... THEY are.
There's a hell of a big difference between a half blind elderly woman dressing up as comic book characters and not bothering one damned person, and violent psychopathic criminal creeps beating her up, bombing her house, driving a back hoe over 3 more of her houses, cutting her car in half, filling her motorhome with feces, murdering her horse, and slaughtering her cats!
Old Orchard Beach has a crazy person in it all right, but isn't me... and the residents of this town need to get off their asses and tell the FBI who this white haired man and his blond wife and red haired sister-in-law are BEFORE THEY KILL ME! The red haired woman calls herself Kendra Silvermander.
I don't know who this man and his two women are. They are strangers to me. I don't know their names. And I don't know why they are doing this. Some body in this town must know who these people are ... PLEASE... the FBI is trying to put a stop to these insane hate crimes... PLEASE if you know who these psychopathic monsters are, PLEASE tell Agent Andy Drewer before they kill me. They cut my car in half in 2010. They cut my cats in half in 2015. How long do you think it'll be before they cut ME in half too? PLEASE HELP ME!
➽ ➽ ➽ If you have any information regarding the identity of the stalker/attacker/driver of the 4-door white pick-up truck please contact Officer Tim DeLuca of the Old Orchard Beach Police Department @ 207-934-4911 and/or
Agent Andy Drewer
of the Portland FBI
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Please help the police and FBI put this brutal, violent, psychotically deranged stalker family in prison.
Have Information? Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer @ (207) 774-9322
Rather then ask the crazy gun-toting neighbours, and risk get shot by the psychotically deranged, white power gay haters that live up and down my street, patrolling obsessively by my driveway every 15 minutes in a 4 door white pick-up truck, just get directions from Google Maps. Here, you can find 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, ME right here:
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