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EelKat Wendy Christine Allen
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By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Site Map or Table of Contents: A List of Every Page on this site. This is going to be a really huge list. I am transferring all of my blog posts, Squidoo Lenses, and "free hosted" web sites to this site. A grand total of 7,000+ pages. A long slow process that will likely take a few years to do. In these early stages of the site this ToC is going to be a straight up list. As more pages get added however, this page will be converted into a series of pages forming an index sorted alphabetically by topic and titles. That's ways down the road yet. For now it's just a one page list.

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100 Words Instead of Said

The 13 Step Method To Writing Everything you could ever want to know about NaNoWriMo and how to write a 50,000 word novel in 30 days or less

15 Practical Tips

How Long is 50,000 Words?

Why Write 50,000 Words In 30 Days?

600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One

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ABCs of Writing A glossary of writing terms EK style

About About EelKat Wendy C Allen, her life, career, pets, cars, and this website.

About EelKat Everything you could ever want to know about the author of The Twighlight Manor series

About EelKat.com, What it is and Why it Exists About EelKat.com, What it is and Why it Exists

Amphibious Aliens In 1978 I encounted the infamous Memegwasi of Saco, Maine. Identifying this creature became my life long obsession which inspired the Twighlight Manor Series

Art Equipment Reviews of things I use to create my art

Ask EelKat Ask EelKat any question about writing, publishing, or marketing your next book

Attracting Readers (Customers)

Attack of the Zombie Pizza Boys

Index of
"Autism Awareness" Articles

If you came to this page through The Autism Awareness series, you can get back to the rest of the pages in the mega long article here:

  • Schizotypal Aspergers is NOT the same as your average Aspreger's Syndrome!

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Becoming a Better Writer

Bride of Damballa

The Business Side Of Writing and Being an Author A look at the often overlooked business side of being an author

Buried Treasure

Business Resources

Buying Reviews

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Character Creation for Writers of short stories, novels, video games and rpgs

The Cheesy Pink Flamingo My idea, plans, and goals for a mac&cheese food truck.

Children's Fiction

Christian Fiction

The Chystonite Chronicles

The Church of The Holy Rhinestone Did you know EelKat is a minister and started her own church? Here it is.

Comic Books

Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts Art by Maine author EelKat Wendy C Allen

Copyrights and Other Things You Need To Know

Create Something To Sell

Creative Writing Prompts Finding ideas for what to write about and killing writer's block with EelKat

Be sure to check out this brand new post written exclusively for EelKat.com on September 15, 2013:

EelKat.com is only days old yet is getting 300+ visits a day from a "bad review" on a blog?

Index of
"Comic Book" Articles

More of Your
Character Creation
Questions Answered:

  1. When naming your characters, do you give any thought to the actual meaning?
  2. Is the main character a reflection of you, if yes, how?
  3. I'm creating my own character and does it matter what I call her, even if it sounds slightly odd?
  4. What inspired you to use a mentally ill person as your main character? 
  5. Creating mute characters.
  6. My character is too much like myself, how do I change her?
  7. How do you pick what mental illness to write about? 
  8. What jobs did Medieval servants have?
  9. Should I write incest in my stories?
  10. How do you make sure you get your character accurate or true to life when dealing with mental illnesses?
  11. How to Develop Your Characters When Writing a Fiction Novel
  12. Why Character Development is Different for Short Stories

Copyrights and Other Things You Need To Know

Copyrights

  • What is a Copyright?
  • Where does the Copyright go?
  • How do I register my Copyright?

ISBN

  • What is an ISBN and why do I need one?
  • How do I get an ISBN?
  • Wait a minute, these are expensive! Why you can't I buy just 1?
  • Once I have it, where does the ISBN go?
  • When should I order my ISBN block?
  • Do I Need to Buy an ISBN If Amazon Will Assign an ISBN to My Kindle Edition?
  • Do I Need to Assign ISBNs to All the E-Versions of the Book (Kindle, Sony, Apple, etc)?

Library of Congress

  • What is an LCCN?
  • How do I get an LCCN?
  • Once I have it, where does the LCCN go?
  • Should I get an LCCN or CIP, both or neither?

Bar Codes

Trademarks

  • May I Trademark-Protect My Book, Characters, and/or Title?
  • I Want One of My Characters to Drink Coke. Can I Mention Trademarked Items?

Public Domain

IRS

Plagiarism

  • Can I use songs, poems and articles I've found?
  • What is Fair Use, and why do I have to care?

D

Damballa Weddo

Death Dell Farm (OSRIC compatible RPG modules)

Don't Quit!

Dracula Lives Next Door

Dungeon Crawls (OSRIC compatible RPG modules)

E

E-Publishing

Easter Eggs and how to find rhem

Editing Your Book Manuscript Tips for Editing Your Book or short story manuscript before sending it off to the publisher

EelKat's Bake Shop My idea, plans, and goals for a Welsh/Scottish themed food truck.

EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing Everything you could ever want to know about NaNoWriMo and how to write a 50,000 word novel in 30 days or less

EelKat's Twisted Tales

English is not my first language, how can I get my book translated and published in America?

Triumphs of Enthusiasm

Erotica

Index of
"E-Publishing" Articles

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Fairy Tales

For Fear of Little Men

Friends Are Forever aka The Twighlight Manor Series Everything you ever wanted to know about EelKat's Twighlight Manor Series, but was a afraid to ask

The Frosty Pink Flamingo My idea, plans, and goals for a French-Style ice cream food truck.

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(EelKat's Guide To Writing) Genre Fiction Insights into writing for specific target audience, especially readers of romance, horror, and science fiction

Gorn

Gothic Romance

An Index of Genre Fiction Articles

<<< Back To EelKat's Guide to Writing Genre Fiction


Or Head To How To Write:


Children’s Fiction | Christian Fiction | Comic Books | Erotica

Fairy Tales | Gorn | Gothic Romance | Historical Fiction

Holiday Tales | Horror | OSRIC Compatible RPGs | Pirate Stories

Plays | Poe-isk Tales of Terror | Poems | Romance

Satire & Dark Humor | Science Fiction | Serial Pulp Fiction | Short Stories

Survival Stories | Travel Writing | Vampire Stories | Zombie Stories


For help in creating characters in genre fiction try:

EelKat's Guide to Character Creation

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The Haunting of Death Dell Farm

Historical Fiction

Holiday Marketing

Holidays

Horror

(Types Of) Horror: The Subgenres of Horror Fiction

How Can I Possibly Write a Novel in 30 Days?

How I Became An Artist

How I Write: My answers to your questions about my writing 

How Long is 50,000 Words?

How To Become A Writer, where to get started, what you should know about a career in the publishing industry

How To Write Children's Fiction

How To Write Christian Fiction

How To Write Erotica

How To Write Fairy Tales

How To Write Gorn

How To Write Gothic Romance

How To Write Historical Fiction

How To Write Horror

How To Write Romance

How To Write Satire

How To Write Science Fiction

How To Write Serial Pulp Fiction

How To Write Short Stories

How To Write Tales of Terror

How To Write Vampire Stories

Hymal Kadar: Demon of the North

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Ideas, Ideas, Ideas Ideas

You Stole My Idea - I was going to write a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!

Improve Your Writing

Incubus

Indie Press: Starting Your Own Publishing House

An Iron Will

It Came From Behind the Fridge and Other Tales of Rancid Yak Butter

Index of
"Indie Press" Articles

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Laughing Gnome Hollow

Should you be drinking Lemon Water?

Listen And Evolve

Love-Lust-Madness

M

Make Writing Your Career

Manuscript Reading Services or Will You Read My Book and Tell Me What You Think? Some thoughts on Manuscript Reading Service requests which steadily fill my inbox.

Market Analysis

Marketing Your Book EelKat's guide to marketing your book both online and offline

(Holiday) Marketing

What jobs did Medieval servants have?

Mental Illnesses in fiction: What inspired you to use a mentally ill person as your main character? 

MoonSnails

My Amazon Sales (a series of pages)

My Art Equipment Reviews of things I use to create my art

More Marketing Tips For Authors














<<< Back to Marketing Dos and Don'ts


An Index of
"Writing About Mental Illness in Fiction" Articles

What inspired you to use a mentally ill person as your main character? 

How do you pick what mental illness to write about? 

Should I write incest in my stories?

How do you make sure you get your character accurate or true to life when dealing with mental illnesses?


Creating Characters With Mental Health Issues:

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(EelKat's Guide To) NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing Everything you could ever want to know about NaNoWriMo and how to write a 50,000 word novel in 30 days or less

Novel? Novella? Short Story? How Do I Know What Am I Writing?

O

Obamacare

The Old Orchard Beach Review Committee We are a group of people who live a double life as freelance undercover secret shoppers, restaurant, hotel, and park critics.

On Being Homeless Hurricane Katrine came to Old Orchard Beach, Maine flattened my house and left me homeless - for 7 years - find out what happened next...

On Living With Autism I am an adult with Autism. I was removed from school at 8 years old and told I would never amount to anything. 40 years later I am an author, editor, and owner of a publishing house. Here is my story

OSRIC compatible RPG modules

Index of EelKat's Guide to NaNoWriMo

UPDATE: November 2015: The page you are on now, was written in 2007 and updated every November until 2014 - It was last updated October 31, 2014 and there are no future updates planned for it, as after 10 years of doing it, I have retired from "traditional" NaNoWriMo and am now doing a different writing goal each November.

For the current NaNoWriMo 2015 update see THIS PAGE (which includes the first public release of my Dares Generator and information on how I use it to reach 50,000 words in 3 days instead of 30 days, along with info on how I reached 537,000 words in 2013 and thus changed my writing goals for NaNoWriMo.)

UPDATE: October 31, 2014 -

Due to a major hacking of my online accounts, and the theft and plagiarism of some 1,371 of my how-to articles for writers, I am now removing from public access MOST of my How To Guides for writers. They will return at a future date, but henceforth they will not be available for free. I'm tired of shit-head thieves stealing my work and passing it off as theirs. I'm sorry, to those of you who were not creeps and trolls, I know it's not fair to you, but, the hacking was done by a local person did a lot more damage than you know - the vandalism to my house and cars and the murders of my pets and death threats to my family, are not something I take lightly.

Until we can get to the bottom of this and get this jackass stalker out of my life, I am simply not able to leave my articles online, due to the court case that is now brewing over this. I am also leaving NaNoWriMo, because the local NaNoWriMo ML Kendra Silvermander is the cousin of the man doing the harassment, stalking, vandalism (which included blowing up my house with a grease fryer bomb) and has been not only stealing my how to guides and posting them on the NaNoWriMo forums as her own, but also shows up at local restaurants to threaten me and my family while we are trying to eat. I am utterly disgusted that NaNoWriMo allows a filthy, thieving, vandalizing, scum bag like this to continue to year after year, inciting anti-EelKat riot threads on the NaNoWriMo forum, while continuing to allow her to steal my articles off my web site and post them to NaNoWriMo's website as hers.

This article you are reading now, is one of the few, I have not taken down, it is however drastically shorted. My mega long 20,000 word how to articles are ALL removed now, with only and the ones that remain are stripped of most of the info, with only the barest minimum required to answer the reader question - in many cases the articles are 90% shorter then when they originally appeared, most now under 2,000 words instead of their 20,000 word originals.

Complete Index of
EelKat's Guide to NaNoWriMo
(Including The ORIGINAL 13 Steps To Writing Method)

MANY of these pages are changed to private viewing only now, and or have had most or all of the original content removed - see note above for reason why.

  1. EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo
  2. Why Write 50,000 Words In 30 Days?
  3. How Can I Possibly Write a Novel in 30 Days?
  4. Don't Quit!
  5. How long does it take to hit 1667 words? and 50k in one day - is it possible?
  6. Write Now - Edit Later
  7. Write it YOUR Way!
  8. What Is Word Padding?
  9. Word Padding & Why You Should Never Do It!
  10. More ways to write fast without word padding . . .
  11. After NaNoWriMo - Writing to Publish
  12. What I Did In 2006 - Reaching 50,000 using The 13 Step Method to Writing
  13. The Secret to Reaching Word Count Goals Without Using Word Padding - What I Did During National Novel Writing Month 2007
  14. NaNoWriMo 2008: 50k in 3 Days!
  15. Writing Tip: Have Fun!
  16. But, I want to finish a book I already started . . .
  17. Does writing a bunch of short stories count for National Novel Writing Month?
  18. Write What YOU Want To Write!
  19. Accepting Your Writing Style
  20. Writing Advice Doesn't Always Work
  21. What do You Look For in a Book?
  22. Creating Character Profiles
  23. Where Do You Get Your Ideas?
  24. What Genre is My Vampire Story?
  25. What Genre is My Mermaid Story?
  26. Does What You Read Effect What You Decide To Write? or What's on My Bookshelf . . .
  27. WHERE Should I write? Where do you feel you write more?
  28. Create Your Own Writer's Retreat
  29. I Want to Keep Writing December and Beyond: JaNoWriMo, FebNoWriMo, SeptNoWriMo, OctNoWriMo . . . ???
  30. Script Frenzy
  31. GothNoWriMo
  32. Narration for Writers
  33. Novel? Novella? Short Story? How Do I Know What Am I Writing?
  34. ABCs of Writing
  35. How to Become a Writer
  36. Are You a Renegade Writer?
  37. Creating a Fantasy World
  38. After NaNoWriMo: Editing your draft into a manuscript
  39. After National Novel Writing Month: Marketing Your Book
  40. After NaNoWriMo: Home Office, Town Zoning, and IRS Oh My! The Business Side of Being an Author
  41. My NaNoWriMo Journey: The answer the the oft asked question "So what exactly did you write during National Novel Writing Month?"
  42. How Long is 50,000 Words?
  43. Cliches To Avoid When Writing a Story
  44. What are the Benefits of NaNoWriMo?
  45. Is NaNoWriMo About Quantity Over Quality?
  46. How Do You Pick Which Story to Write?
  47. You too can NaNoWriMo like a pro







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The Pearl Necklace

Phookas Everything you could ever want to know about phookas

The Pidgie Fund Maine's first no-kill animal shelter and rescue. Saving the world one animal at a time since 1983

Plays

Planet Ptarmagin

Poems

The Port-A-Potty King

The Power Of Passion

The Price of Success

Publishing Methods A look at various Publishing Methods you can use for your book.

Q

Don't Quit!

Index of
"Play Writing" Articles

Index of
"Poem Writing" Articles





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Read 52 Books in 52 Weeks

Roderic Swanzen

Romance

Buying Reviews


S

Satire

Science Fiction

Self Editing Your Book Manuscript Tips for Self Editing Your Book or short story manuscript before sending it off to the publisher

Self-Publishing and what you need to know about it

Serial Pulp Fiction

Serial Pulp Fiction Defined

SHIVER!

Short Stories

Splat Books (OSRIC compatible RPG modules)

You Stole My Idea - I was going to write a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!

Subgenres of Horror Fiction

Subgenres of Romance Fiction

Subgenres of Science Fiction

The Price of Success

Supply And Demand

I Love Roderic!
A List of Every Page on this Site
Where I Talk More About Roderic

It is no secret that Sir Roderic Lincandonia Swanzen, owner of The Twighlight Manor, is my favorite character, and you don't have to read very many blog posts, articles, site pages, etc to realize, I talk about him A LOT. While you see him mentioned in passing on just about every page on this site, there are some pages where I go into vast detail about his life. I am going to make a list of them all and tack it to the end of each of those pages, to make it easier for readers to find them all. And here they are:

Roderic Swanzen

Developing Character Backgrounds

Using a Character with a Mental Illness

But Is It Erotica?

Toilets in Fiction

Twighlight NOT Twilight!

The Twighlight Manor

Characters To Fall In Love With

TSoD: The Traveling Shovel of Death

Mental Illness in Fiction

Cliches To Avoid

Descriptive Writing

Incest In Fiction

Agoraphobia

Schizophrenia

PTSD

Mute Characters

Characters With Disabilities

NaNoWriMo: How Do You Pick Which Story to Write?

Enhance Your Creativity To Become a Better Writer

Fantasy World Building

Index of
"Self-Publishing" Articles

T

Tales From Laughing Gnome Hollow

Tales From A Writer's Desk

Tales of Terror

Thoughts of Home

Toilets In Fiction: How come fictional characters are never be allowed to use the bathroom?

Too Young To Write It? Are you too young to write the story that's been floating around inside your head?

Traditional Publishing

English is not my first language, how can I get my book translated and published in America?

Travel Writing

TSoD: The Traveling Shovel of Death

Triumphs of Enthusiasm

TV/Movie Scripts

Twighlight Manor Press The publisher of horror, romance, and science fiction short story anthologies, with all stories based on the theme of being set in Old Orchard Beach, Maine

The Twighlight Manor Series Everything you ever wanted to know about EelKat's Twighlight Manor Series, but was a afraid to ask

Types Of Horror

Types Of Romance

Types Of Sci-Fi

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Traditional Publishing

What is Traditional Publishing?

What are the Advantages of Traditional Publishing?

What are the Disadvantages of Traditional Publishing?

How can I become a Traditionally Published writer?

How can I get my book Traditionally Published?

Where should I submit my manuscript?

How do I format my manuscript for submission to a Traditional Publishing House?

Can I make a living as a Traditionally Published writer? Can I make a living from royalties?

Should I copyright my book? If so, how?

How can I tell if a contest or publishing offer is a scam?

Where can I find a list of book publishing scams?

May I send my book to you for evaluation?

How can I get feedback on my manuscript from a Traditional Publisher?

I am a Traditionally Published writer facing a crisis where can I go to find help?

Is rejection a bad sign?

Do I need an agent?

How much does it cost to publish with Traditional Publishing?

How do I handle taxes?


Read More Twighlight Not Twilight:

<<  PART 1PART 2 >>


V

Vampire Stories

Vanity Press and what you need to know about it

W

Walking

What's on My Bookshelf? Ever wonder what books an author reads? I own more than 12,000 books. Here are reviews of some of my faves.

Why Write 50,000 Words In 30 Days?

World Building for Writers The ultimate guide to building fantasy world for short stories, novels, video games or rpgs.

Write A Book In 30 Days

Writers Block

Writing Exercises

Writing For The Holidays

Index of
"Vanity Press" Articles




EelKat's Guide to
World Building For Fiction Writers
The Complete Article Index



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Death Dell Farm LiveDeath Dell Farm Live



Copper Cockeral Cards & GiftsArt by Maine author EelKat Wendy C Allen



  1. EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo



  2. How long does it take to hit 1667 words? and 50k in one day - is it possible?
  3. Write Now - Edit Later
  4. Write it YOUR Way!
  5. What Is Word Padding?
  6. Word Padding & Why You Should Never Do It!
  7. More ways to write fast without word padding . . .
  8. After NaNoWriMo - Writing to Publish
  9. What I Did In 2006 - Reaching 50,000 using The 13 Step Method to Writing
  10. The Secret to Reaching Word Count Goals Without Using Word Padding - What I Did During National Novel Writing Month 2007
  11. NaNoWriMo 2008: 50k in 3 Days!
  12. Writing Tip: Have Fun!
  13. But, I want to finish a book I already started . . .
  14. Does writing a bunch of short stories count for National Novel Writing Month?
  15. Write What YOU Want To Write!
  16. Accepting Your Writing Style
  17. Writing Advice Doesn't Always Work
  18. What do You Look For in a Book?
  19. Creating Character Profiles
  20. Where Do You Get Your Ideas?
  21. What Genre is My Vampire Story?
  22. What Genre is My Mermaid Story?
  23. Does What You Read Effect What You Decide To Write? or What's on My Bookshelf . . .
  24. WHERE Should I write? Where do you feel you write more?
  25. Create Your Own Writer's Retreat
  26. I Want to Keep Writing December and Beyond: JaNoWriMo, FebNoWriMo, SeptNoWriMo, OctNoWriMo . . . ???
  27. Script Frenzy
  28. GothNoWriMo
  29. Narration for Writers

  30. ABCs of Writing
  31. How to Become a Writer
  32. Are You a Renegade Writer?
  33. Creating a Fantasy World
  34. After NaNoWriMo: Editing your draft into a manuscript
  35. After National Novel Writing Month: Marketing Your Book
  36. After NaNoWriMo: Home Office, Town Zoning, and IRS Oh My! The Business Side of Being an Author
  37. My NaNoWriMo Journey: The answer the the oft asked question "So what exactly did you write during National Novel Writing Month?"


The Cheesy Pink Flamingo My idea, plans, and goals for a mac&cheese food truck.


The Church of The Holy Rhinestone Did you know EelKat is a minister and started her own church? Here it is.

Laughing Gnome Hollow Laughing Gnome Hollow home to The Goldeneagle and Etiole's Swamp, Maine's paranormal hot spot

The Old Orchard Beach Review Committee We are a group of people who live a double life as freelance undercover secret shoppers, restaurant, hotel, and park critics.

Restaurant Reviews Restaurant Reviews


Amphibious Aliens In 1978 I encounter the infamous Memegwasi of Saco, Maine. Identifying this creature became my life long obsession which inspired the Twighlight Manor Series

Phookas Everything you could ever want to know about phookas

The Sea Witch Of Old Orchard Beach Information about The Sea Witch Of Old Orchard Beach

Hoodoo, Rootwork, Etc Everything you could ever want to know about hoodoo, voodoo, and rootwork as told by The Sea Witch of Old Orchard Beach

Table of Contents A List of Every Page on this site

EK's Star Log EK's Star Log - the EelKat.com edition

EK's Star Log EK's Star Log - the EelKat.com edition

EelKat's ABCs of Writing A glossary of writing terms EK style

How To Become A Writer How To Become A Writer, where to get started, what you should know about a career in the publishing industry


EelKat's Guide To Writing Genre FictionInsights into writing for specific traget audiance, especially readers of romance, horror, and science fiction

Guide to Character Creation for WritersGuide to Character Creation for Writers of short stories, novels, video games and rpgs

World Building for WritersThe ultimate guide to building fantasy world for short stories, novels, video games or rpgs.

EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To WritingEverything you could ever want to know about how to write a 50,000 word novel in 30 days or less

Self Editing Your Book ManuscriptTips for Self Editing Your Book or short story manuscript before sending it off to the publisher

Publishing MethodsHow to get your book published with traditional publishers or self publish it yourself.

Marketing Your BookEelKat's guide to marketing your book both online and offline


The Twighlight Manor SeriesEverything you ever wanted to know about EelKat's Twighlight Manor Series, but was a afraid to ask


The Pidgie FundMaine's first no-kill animal shelter and rescue. Saving the world one animal at a time since 1983

How I Became An ArtistHow I Became An Artist

My Art EquipmentReviews of things I use to create my art


The Frosty Pink FlamingoMy idea, plans, and goals for a French-Style ice cream food truck.


Twighlight Manor PressThe publisher of horror, romance, and science fiction short story anthologies, with all stories based on the theme of being set in Old Orchard Beach, Maine





Table of ContentsA List of Every Page on this site

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Novel Excerpts/Free Sample Chapters To Read Online

Amphibious Aliens: Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car

FAQs About The Quaraun Series

FAQs About The Twighlight Manor Series

Flamboyant Nipples


For Authors

Book Marketing

The Business Side of Your Writing Career

Character Creation

Creating A Magic System

Elves & Faeries

Every Day Life of Authors

How To Write High Fantasy & Yaoi

On Being A NaNoWriMo Overachiever

Self-Publishing

Story Prompts & Writing Dares

Stuff Writers Asked Me

World Building

Where To Find Ideas

Writing Basics

Writing Disabled Characters

Gypsies In America

The History of The Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach

Gypsies: Religion, Spirituality, & The Paranormal

Life For Gypsies In Maine

YouTube

YouTube Gaming & Vlogging

Let's Lay Don't Starve

Let's Play Magica

Let's Play Oxygen Not Included

Let's Play Reigns 

Let's Play Slime Rancher

Let's Play The Witcher

Let's Play The Witcher 2

Let's Play The Witcher 3

About:

About EelKat

Hacked: My Website Was Hacked! Have Information? The FBI Wants To Know

So You Want To Be An Internet Marketer &
Make Money Online?

Internet Marketing Interviews

How To Get Free and Local Traffic To Your Business By Organic Search Engine Optimization  

Interviews With Old Orchard Beach's Online Marketing and Seo Niche Content Writer Expert

How I Reach #1 On Page 1 of Every Keyword I Target On Google, Bing, and Yahoo


Affiliate Income

Ask An SBIer

Internet Marketing MMO With Content Sites

Making Money Online

Non-Fiction Content Writing For Niche Web Sites

SEO For Content Writers

Web Building

Web Marketing

More Topics

Flamboyant Nipples

On Being An Artist

Ask An Art Car Designer

Ask An Author

Living With Disabilities (Autism & More)

CosPlay & OtherKin

Ask A Doll Maker

Ask An Ex-Mormon

Ask A Formerly Homeless Person (Homeless 11 Years)

Ask A House Bomb Survivour


Art By EelKat

Art Cars Built by EelKat

BookTube & Book Reviews

Completely Random Stuff

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Hugs and kisses to my wonderful fans. Love you all! Talk to you again soon.  

If it ain't on this list, it's probably fake.

~EK 


Throughout 2013 - 2015 a slew of FAKE "EelKat" accounts surfaced, both on social networks and on forums, most were created by a woman calling herself Kendra Silvermander, or her backhoe driving cousin who drove a backhoe over my house, the same woman and her family who cut the heads off my cats, are the same people who hacked my online accounts, created a slew of fake accounts and pretended to be me, after they beat me up on November 14, 2013, leaving me paralyzed for 5 months, relearning to walk for 18 months, and clueless to their impersonation of my online due to my life threatening crippled state that had me offline from November 2013 to March 2016.

Who they are and why they are doing this remains unknown. If you know the identity of these people, please contact the FBI in charge of the investigation into their murder attempts on my life:

Agent Andy Drewer

of the Portland FBI

@ 207-774-9322 

NOTE: I was very active on forums from 1997 to 2007 and have RARELY used a forum since then. Other then the Warriors Forum and Absolute Write I have not posted on ANY forums AT ALL since 2012.

Note: My old inactive forum accounts were hacked and "resurrected" in 2013/2014/2015 by a psychotic NaNoWriMo ML who is upset over my having won a total of 27 writing contests/challenges and published 130+ novels since 2004 and and apparently (according to her emails) she has yet to win or publish anything.

If you see "me" posting on a forum at any point after 2012, know that it is likely this mysterious, and still yet unidentified "Kendra Silvermander".

More information about Kendra Silvermander and what she did can be found here.

Let's think about something here...

I'm just a harmless old lady who likes to dress like and Elf and paint everything pink and write stories about Elves having sex with Unicorns. For THAT, the residents of Old Orchard Beach, call me crazy, build a bomb, blow up my house, stand in my drive way and shoot at me, kidnap my cats, cut my cats' heads off, nail my cats' heads to my door, beat my 28 year old Shetland pony's head in, drive a back hoe over my house 3 times, filled my motorhome with feces 3 feet deep, I was paralyzed for 5 months because they trespassed up in here and beat me up, 3 years later I finally recover and start walking again and they beat me up again this time with a shopping cart rupturing 3 discs in my spine while screaming "kill or be killed remember Saco Shaw's!" and they cut my car in half. I'm sorry, WHO exactly is the crazy person here? 

Yes, I wear pink ball gowns every day.

Yes I wear fake pointy ears and long white Rapunzel wigs.

Yes, I paint my cars, my motorhome, and my mailbox pink.

Yes, I write about Elves having sex with Unicorns.

So the fucking hell what?

I haven't set foot off my land in 40 years. The only time I have contact with people is when THEY trespass on my yard and invade my privacy. And you know what? I've always welcomed them with happy smiles and open arms, made them meals and served them tea, and spent the day happily chatting with any one and every one who wanted to visit me. I love it when you people stop by to visit me as it's the only time I have any one to talk to other then my cats... oh wait... I don't have ANYONE to talk to any more, now that sociopath freaks murdered them and nailed their heads to my door!

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the ones who built a bomb and blew up my house!

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the violent trespassers who stands in my drive way and shoot at me.

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the ones who kidnap my cats, cut my cats' heads off, nail my cats' heads to my door, beat my 28 year old Shetland pony's head in, drive a back hoe over my house 3 times, filled my motorhome with feces 3 feet deep, and cut my car in half.

I mean REALLY stand back and look around.

All I'm doing is wearing strange cloths. I'm not the violent animal abusing, bomb building, psychopath beating up elderly women... THEY are.

There's a hell of a big difference between a half blind elderly woman dressing up as comic book characters and not bothering one damned person, and violent psychopathic criminal creeps beating her up, bombing her house, driving a back hoe over 3 more of her houses, cutting her car in half, filling her motorhome with feces, murdering her horse, and slaughtering her cats!

Old Orchard Beach has a crazy person in it all right, but isn't me... and the residents of this town need to get off their asses and tell the FBI who this white haired man and his blond wife and red haired sister-in-law are BEFORE THEY KILL ME! The red haired woman calls herself Kendra Silvermander.

I don't know who this man and his two women are. They are strangers to me. I don't know their names. And I don't know why they are doing this. Some body in this town must know who these people are ... PLEASE... the FBI is trying to put a stop to these insane hate crimes... PLEASE if you know who these psychopathic monsters are, PLEASE tell Agent Andy Drewer before they kill me. They cut my car in half in 2010. They cut my cats in half in 2015. How long do you think it'll be before they cut ME in half too? PLEASE HELP ME!

➽ ➽ ➽ If you have any information regarding the identity of the stalker/attacker/driver of the 4-door white pick-up truck please contact Officer Tim DeLuca of the Old Orchard Beach Police Department @ 207-934-4911 and/or

Agent Andy Drewer

of the Portland FBI

@ 207-774-9322 

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Please help the police and FBI put this brutal, violent, psychotically deranged stalker family in prison.

Have Information?
Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer @ (207) 774-9322 





Need Directions?

Rather then ask the crazy gun-toting neighbours, and risk get shot by the psychotically deranged, white power gay haters that live up and down my street, patrolling obsessively by my driveway every 15 minutes in a 4 door white pick-up truck, just get directions from Google Maps. Here, you can find 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, ME right here:


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