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Questions For Psychics


By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Are There Any Right Or Wrong Questions To Ask A Psychic, Or Can I Ask You Whatever I Want?

First: I'm not a psychic.

Second: There is no such thing as a right or wrong question, though how you word your question does affect results.

Third: You can ask anyone, any question you want.


Word choice is important because Angels will answer EXACTLY what you ask of them. They are not mind readers. They will NOT answer what you INTENDED to say to them, only what you ACTUALLY said to them.

Let's look at some questions.


Poorly Worded Questions

Questions That'll Get Better Results

I would like to know about my future in general.

What message does my spirit guide have in regards to my near future?

Should I buy a new car?

Am I making sound financial decisions for my future?

I'm too stressed out. Can you help me?

Can my spirit guides show me what in my life is causing me the most stress and what I can do to reduce the stress in my life?

Can you see any major changes in my life? In what area?

What advice does my spirit guide have involving changes taking place in my life?

Why was I born?

What is my spiritual path? How can I be most helpful to others?

What can you tell me about my love life?

What message does my spirit guide have for me about my love life?

Who can I count on? 

What can I do to form and maintain healthier relationships?

Do you see anything about my health?

What message does my spirit guide have about my health? What does my body, mind and spirit need to feel its best?

What can you tell me about my career?

What message does my spirit guide have about my career?

Will I ever get along with my in-laws?

What am I supposed to be learning from my relationship with my in-laws?

When will I meet my next love?

What can I change about myself so that I will no longer go from one lover to the next and finally have a steady relationship?

Should I quit my job?

What do my spirit guides suggest I can do to become more satisfied with my work?

Should I fire my employee?

What can I do to motivate my employee and create a relationship where we see eye-to-eye?

Should I get divorced?

Can my spirit guides advise me on what I can  do to improve my relationship with my spouse? Why is my current relationship in trouble? How can I fix it?

Will I win the lottery?

What do my spirit guides suggest I do to have a more successful life?

Where will I find my success?

What can I do to attain my goals?


When you ask something like "I want to know about my future in general" you are going to get a very random, non-specific answer that probably will disappoint you. 

Why?

Because you asked a very random, non-specific question that makes no sense and the Angels answer you exactly the same way you asked them the question.

When you ask nonsense questions, you get nonsense answers.

Keep in mind too that Angels are NOT psychics. Angels can not look into your future and see what is going to happen. They are old and wise and can look at how you are living your life and guide you to a better path because they've seen others on your path and know where it'll lead. That is them making an educated guess about what future you are heading for, not them telling you exactly what IS going to happen to you.

So it's very silly for you to ask an Angel to predict the future. You create your future by the actions you take now and Angels can only advice you on which actions are most likely to produce the best future outcome.

Asking me what I see in your love life, again is a poorly worded question because it assumes I ility to crack your head open like a walnut and look at what's going on in there. Let me repeat this: Just like everyone else who reads cards or channels spirits, I am NOT a psychic. I can not read your mind or predict your future.

Asking what I see, also doesn't get you any help from your Angels, who are now sitting around twiddling their thumbs because they are not going to interfere with you asking me what I see. In other words: because you asked me what I see instead of asking them what they see, they are now refusing to answer you at all because they think you want my answer instead of their answer.

Never underestimate the power of your words. Angels KNOW and USE the correct and proper dictionary definitions of words, NOT street slang. When you ask Angels for help, you MUST phrase your question properly, using ACTUAL definitions of the words you use.

The common misuse of the word psychic is a perfect example here. If you think a card reader and a psychic are the same thing, you NEED to buy a dictionary and teach yourself the proper definition of words BEFORE you start trying to ask questions of Angels.

















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My readings are done in person or via E-mail ONLY!

Price is PER reading, NOT per minute!

In person readings (you come to me) have an additional $50 sitting fee.

In Person readings for groups, events, and parties: The mobile RoseBud Reading Room has been moved out of the Vardo (covered wagon) and into a motorhome. For me to come to your location WITH RoseBud has a $350 per hour fee, but you must provide parking for a 22' motorhome with a 13' clearance and requires a 30' swing for turns.

(~ On location readings with RoseBud are currently unavailable due to narrow minded Gypsy hating hoodlums vandalising the motorhome. This service will return Spring 2016.)

(UPDATE: OCTOBER 1, 2015: The RoseBud Reading Room is open for clients again! We will not be taking her to client locations until Spring 2016, but you are welcomed to come have your reading done at her winter parking location at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine)







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Basic Layman's Version: Code of Ethics

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Throughout 2013 - 2015 a slew of FAKE "EelKat" accounts surfaced, both on social networks and on forums.

NOTE: I was very active on forums from 1997 to 2007 and have RARELY used a forum since then. Other then the Warriors Forum and Absolute Write I have not posted on ANY forums AT ALL since 2012.

Note: My old inactive forum accounts were hacked and "resurrected" in 2013/2014/2015 by a psychotic NaNoWriMo ML who is upset over my having won a total of 27 writing contests/challenges and published 130+ novels since 2004 and and apparently (according to her emails) she has yet to win or publish anything.

If you see "me" posting on a forum at any point after 2012, know that it is likely this mysterious, and still yet unidentified "Kendra Silvermander".

More information about Kendra Silvermander and what she did can be found here.

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We Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, are Scottish & this site therefore uses our Native Scottish English. We are no Americans, so please do no expect to find American English here.

For example spellings like "travelling" or "colour", pronoun differences "me" for "my" or "you" for "your" might look unfamiliar to you. They are in fact correct in our language. 

Yes, I do receive you many emails pointing out what you believe to be typos and spelling errors. No, I do no respond to your American arrogance in thinking nothing other then the American language exists or your ignorance to the existence of languages other then you own. You do have a brain; I highly recommend you try using it. You might find you actually enjoy it.

I does no ask of you to speak to me in me own language, so do no ask of me to speak to you in yous language, for just as you does no know me language existed, I do no know how to use you language, though, I did have enough brain to know it existed and not berate you for using you own native tongue. I can'na say as much for thems that thought to bitch at me in emails.