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Questions For Psychics


By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Are There Any Right Or Wrong Questions To Ask A Psychic, Or Can I Ask You Whatever I Want?

First: I'm not a psychic.

Second: There is no such thing as a right or wrong question, though how you word your question does affect results.

Third: You can ask anyone, any question you want.


Word choice is important because Angels will answer EXACTLY what you ask of them. They are not mind readers. They will NOT answer what you INTENDED to say to them, only what you ACTUALLY said to them.

Let's look at some questions.


Poorly Worded Questions

Questions That'll Get Better Results

I would like to know about my future in general.

What message does my spirit guide have in regards to my near future?

Should I buy a new car?

Am I making sound financial decisions for my future?

I'm too stressed out. Can you help me?

Can my spirit guides show me what in my life is causing me the most stress and what I can do to reduce the stress in my life?

Can you see any major changes in my life? In what area?

What advice does my spirit guide have involving changes taking place in my life?

Why was I born?

What is my spiritual path? How can I be most helpful to others?

What can you tell me about my love life?

What message does my spirit guide have for me about my love life?

Who can I count on? 

What can I do to form and maintain healthier relationships?

Do you see anything about my health?

What message does my spirit guide have about my health? What does my body, mind and spirit need to feel its best?

What can you tell me about my career?

What message does my spirit guide have about my career?

Will I ever get along with my in-laws?

What am I supposed to be learning from my relationship with my in-laws?

When will I meet my next love?

What can I change about myself so that I will no longer go from one lover to the next and finally have a steady relationship?

Should I quit my job?

What do my spirit guides suggest I can do to become more satisfied with my work?

Should I fire my employee?

What can I do to motivate my employee and create a relationship where we see eye-to-eye?

Should I get divorced?

Can my spirit guides advise me on what I can  do to improve my relationship with my spouse? Why is my current relationship in trouble? How can I fix it?

Will I win the lottery?

What do my spirit guides suggest I do to have a more successful life?

Where will I find my success?

What can I do to attain my goals?


When you ask something like "I want to know about my future in general" you are going to get a very random, non-specific answer that probably will disappoint you. 

Why?

Because you asked a very random, non-specific question that makes no sense and the Angels answer you exactly the same way you asked them the question.

When you ask nonsense questions, you get nonsense answers.

Keep in mind too that Angels are NOT psychics. Angels can not look into your future and see what is going to happen. They are old and wise and can look at how you are living your life and guide you to a better path because they've seen others on your path and know where it'll lead. That is them making an educated guess about what future you are heading for, not them telling you exactly what IS going to happen to you.

So it's very silly for you to ask an Angel to predict the future. You create your future by the actions you take now and Angels can only advice you on which actions are most likely to produce the best future outcome.

Asking me what I see in your love life, again is a poorly worded question because it assumes I ility to crack your head open like a walnut and look at what's going on in there. Let me repeat this: Just like everyone else who reads cards or channels spirits, I am NOT a psychic. I can not read your mind or predict your future.

Asking what I see, also doesn't get you any help from your Angels, who are now sitting around twiddling their thumbs because they are not going to interfere with you asking me what I see. In other words: because you asked me what I see instead of asking them what they see, they are now refusing to answer you at all because they think you want my answer instead of their answer.

Never underestimate the power of your words. Angels KNOW and USE the correct and proper dictionary definitions of words, NOT street slang. When you ask Angels for help, you MUST phrase your question properly, using ACTUAL definitions of the words you use.

The common misuse of the word psychic is a perfect example here. If you think a card reader and a psychic are the same thing, you NEED to buy a dictionary and teach yourself the proper definition of words BEFORE you start trying to ask questions of Angels.

















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(~ On location readings with RoseBud are currently unavailable due to narrow minded Gypsy hating hoodlums vandalising the motorhome. This service will return Spring 2016.)

(UPDATE: OCTOBER 1, 2015: The RoseBud Reading Room is open for clients again! We will not be taking her to client locations until Spring 2016, but you are welcomed to come have your reading done at her winter parking location at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine)







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Throughout 2013 - 2015 a slew of FAKE "EelKat" accounts surfaced, both on social networks and on forums, most were created by a woman calling herself Kendra Silvermander, or her backhoe driving cousin who drove a backhoe over my house, the same woman and her family who cut the heads off my cats, are the same people who hacked my online accounts, created a slew of fake accounts and pretended to be me, after they beat me up on November 14, 2013, leaving me paralyzed for 5 months, relearning to walk for 18 months, and clueless to their impersonation of my online due to my life threatening crippled state that had me offline from November 2013 to March 2016.

Who they are and why they are doing this remains unknown. If you know the identity of these people, please contact the FBI in charge of the investigation into their murder attempts on my life:

Agent Andy Drewer

of the Portland FBI

@ 207-774-9322 

NOTE: I was very active on forums from 1997 to 2007 and have RARELY used a forum since then. Other then the Warriors Forum and Absolute Write I have not posted on ANY forums AT ALL since 2012.

Note: My old inactive forum accounts were hacked and "resurrected" in 2013/2014/2015 by a psychotic NaNoWriMo ML who is upset over my having won a total of 27 writing contests/challenges and published 130+ novels since 2004 and and apparently (according to her emails) she has yet to win or publish anything.

If you see "me" posting on a forum at any point after 2012, know that it is likely this mysterious, and still yet unidentified "Kendra Silvermander".

More information about Kendra Silvermander and what she did can be found here.

Let's think about something here...

I'm just a harmless old lady who likes to dress like and Elf and paint everything pink and write stories about Elves having sex with Unicorns. For THAT, the residents of Old Orchard Beach, call me crazy, build a bomb, blow up my house, stand in my drive way and shoot at me, kidnap my cats, cut my cats' heads off, nail my cats' heads to my door, beat my 28 year old Shetland pony's head in, drive a back hoe over my house 3 times, filled my motorhome with feces 3 feet deep, I was paralyzed for 5 months because they trespassed up in here and beat me up, 3 years later I finally recover and start walking again and they beat me up again this time with a shopping cart rupturing 3 discs in my spine while screaming "kill or be killed remember Saco Shaw's!" and they cut my car in half. I'm sorry, WHO exactly is the crazy person here? 

Yes, I wear pink ball gowns every day.

Yes I wear fake pointy ears and long white Rapunzel wigs.

Yes, I paint my cars, my motorhome, and my mailbox pink.

Yes, I write about Elves having sex with Unicorns.

So the fucking hell what?

I haven't set foot off my land in 40 years. The only time I have contact with people is when THEY trespass on my yard and invade my privacy. And you know what? I've always welcomed them with happy smiles and open arms, made them meals and served them tea, and spent the day happily chatting with any one and every one who wanted to visit me. I love it when you people stop by to visit me as it's the only time I have any one to talk to other then my cats... oh wait... I don't have ANYONE to talk to any more, now that sociopath freaks murdered them and nailed their heads to my door!

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the ones who built a bomb and blew up my house!

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the violent trespassers who stands in my drive way and shoot at me.

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the ones who kidnap my cats, cut my cats' heads off, nail my cats' heads to my door, beat my 28 year old Shetland pony's head in, drive a back hoe over my house 3 times, filled my motorhome with feces 3 feet deep, and cut my car in half.

I mean REALLY stand back and look around.

All I'm doing is wearing strange cloths. I'm not the violent animal abusing, bomb building, psychopath beating up elderly women... THEY are.

There's a hell of a big difference between a half blind elderly woman dressing up as comic book characters and not bothering one damned person, and violent psychopathic criminal creeps beating her up, bombing her house, driving a back hoe over 3 more of her houses, cutting her car in half, filling her motorhome with feces, murdering her horse, and slaughtering her cats!

Old Orchard Beach has a crazy person in it all right, but isn't me... and the residents of this town need to get off their asses and tell the FBI who this white haired man and his blond wife and red haired sister-in-law are BEFORE THEY KILL ME! The red haired woman calls herself Kendra Silvermander.

I don't know who this man and his two women are. They are strangers to me. I don't know their names. And I don't know why they are doing this. Some body in this town must know who these people are ... PLEASE... the FBI is trying to put a stop to these insane hate crimes... PLEASE if you know who these psychopathic monsters are, PLEASE tell Agent Andy Drewer before they kill me. They cut my car in half in 2010. They cut my cats in half in 2015. How long do you think it'll be before they cut ME in half too? PLEASE HELP ME!

➽ ➽ ➽ If you have any information regarding the identity of the stalker/attacker/driver of the 4-door white pick-up truck please contact Officer Tim DeLuca of the Old Orchard Beach Police Department @ 207-934-4911 and/or

Agent Andy Drewer

of the Portland FBI

@ 207-774-9322 

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Please help the police and FBI put this brutal, violent, psychotically deranged stalker family in prison.

Have Information?
Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer @ (207) 774-9322 





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