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Quaraun Cover Art Gallery


By EelKat Wendy C Allen

With more then 100 volumes in the series, The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane features a wide range of some pretty awesome fantasy art. Here's a gallery to showcase them...

*At the moment these are just static images. I will be adding to this site, "About the Book" pages for each separate volume in the series. As those pages go up, I will turn the corresponding image here, into a link to that page, where you'll be able to see the book cover image full size.

The books are not shown in series order here. If you want to know which order the books should be read in, please see the chart on THIS PAGE.

This is probably the most massive project I have ever taken on.  In all more then a dozen different artists were involved in making the art for these books.

As you may or may not be aware, this is the first time I have published a series with cover art. Since the 1970s I have never used cover art on my books. Most of my stories were published in magazines, chapbooks, and anthologies, so no need for covers.  Stories that were stand-alone-chapbooks always just had blank pictureless covers with only the title printed on the covers.

This is also the first time a series of mine is being released as e-book before print. Normally my books go print first and MAYBE go to ebook. I've rarely released any of my stories as ebooks. So, there are a lot of new things happening for me with the Quaraun series.

I absolutely LOVE the cover art. I want to send out a great big THANK YOU to all the artists, they did an amazing job. I just want hug everyone of them. These pictures are so beautiful. I love them.

Already Published:


88,589 / 33,000 words.
284 pages.
Published!

48,541 / 30,000 words.
155 pages.
Published!

47,191 / 35,000 words.
162 pages.
Published!

Coming in 2015:

NOTE: The volume numbers and stories titles, on the covers of all the unpublished stories are "working titles" and "working volume numbers" and may change by the time of publication. 


20,732 / 33,000 words.
54/ 106 pages.
Draft @ 62.82%
Last updated on
June 8, 2015

100,372 / 50,000 words.
327/ 160 pages.
Published!

60,478 / 52,000 words.
194/ 167 pages.
Draft @ 100+%
Word count has gone over, looks like this'll reach 70,000 words or more.
Last updated on
November 22 2015

34,477 / 55,000 words.
111/ 176 pages.
Draft @ 62.69%
Last updated on
March 16, 2015

26,908 / 41,000 words.
87/ 131 pages.
Draft @ 65.22%

27,706 / 50,000 words.
85/ 160 pages.
Draft @ 55.41%
Last updated on
March 13, 2015

3,591 / 42,000 words.
11/ 135 pages.
Draft @ 8.55%
Last updated on
March 13, 2015

27,800 / 50,000 words.
90/ 160 pages.
Draft @ 55.60%

13,251 / 38,000 words.
42/ 122 pages.
Draft @ 34.87%
Last updated on
March 13, 2015

171,523 / 175,000 words.
285/ 300 pages.
Draft @ 98.01%

To Be Released 2016 & Beyond:


16,148 / 50,000 words.
52/ 160 pages.
Draft @ 32.09%

6,383 / 50,000 words.
21/ 160 pages.
Draft @ 12.77%
Last updated on
May 2, 2015

Stories Still Untitled:

Older Editions and Discontinued Covers:





Quaraun The Insane
The Twighlight Manor Series Prequel
Bizarro Serial

If the book has an "About" page, then clicking the cover image will take you to it, where you can see the book cover full size. If clicking the cover doesn't do anything, the page isn't up yet, but will be soon.

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QUESTION: How many stories are there in the series?

ANSWER: I have never counted. 

Each of the finished stories will be at least 25,000 words long and up to 75,000 words long in some instances, with the majority of the stories being at 40k to 50k words in length.

Yes! That DOES mean the Quaraun series is NOT a short story serial, nor is it a novella serial. Each book in the Quaraun series is a full length novel.

Before the serial started publication, I had received several reader questions asking if this was a series of short stories or a series of novellas. It is neither.  These are novels. (The reason folks were asking is because, I am have been a short story writer since 1978 and they were confused when I announced this series back in 2011. They did not expect me to switch to longer stories.)

As you probably have figured out by now, this is a spin-off of The Twighlight Manor series, which was my longest running serial to date, running  monthly & bi-monthly releases from 1978 to 1997 and 4 annual releases from 1997 to 2015. Most of the TMStories ranged from 3,000 to 7,500 words each. The Twighlight Manor series is now in its 37th year ans still going.

The Quaraun series is a prequel to The TMSeries.

Like the TMSeries, the Quaraun series is written in an "open ended soap opera" style. Meaning there is no end planned, and the Quaraun series could conceivably, run for 30 or more years in exactly the same way the TMSeries has done.

So, how many books will there be in the Quaraun series? The answer is unknown. At MINIMUM is will contain at least 130 volumes, but there are more then 300 plots already started. Below is an alphabetical list of the work-in-progress stories and their current working titles. As each title is published, I will change it to a link:


a

Abducted By The Frost Giant 

*Adamantine Door, The

*Admiral Cometa: Tales of The Black Tower ~oO0~

*Alchemist And the Curse of The Muldjewangk, The

Alien Sorcerer Of The Glass Battlement

All Devouring Bunny Of The Afterlife: Tales of the Black Tower

*All My Sins Remembered

Ancestral Omen Breaker Of The Elf Eater Clan

*And The Frigid North Wind Howled

Angry Bishop Of Forgotten Lusts, The

Angry Vampire and The Moon Elf, The

Apple, The

Aquatic Island of Flame

Aquatic Labyrinth Of The Conqueror, The

Artificially-Created Jewel Thief, The

Artistic Sewer-Dwelling Wizard, The

*As Pitiless As The Sun

Astrological Eruption of Pudding

Astonishing House of Cabbage

*Attack Of The Silver Salamander, The


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*Baby For The Necromancer, A

Balance Of Terror

Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy, And The Jiggler

Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy, And The Jiggler Strike Three

Battle of Ongadada , The ~oO0~

Battlefield Of The Lich Queen

*Battlefield Of The Witch Queen

BatWing: Tales of the Black Tower ~oO0~

*Bear's Ceremony of Water and Charisma

*Beast From The Deep Beyond 

Beautiful Daydream of The Mind Controlling Viking

*Beautiful Shimmering Glow In The Dark Wraith, The

Behind Closed Doors  ~oO0~

*The Bejewelled Lich

Beneath The Wizard's Tower

The Best Night Ever

Bewitched By The Witch Doctor 

Black Hammer Of Illusions

The Black Market Leprechaun and the Pendant of The Vampire 

*The Black Tower ~oO0~

Blasphemous Sacrament of the Golden Decree

The Bleeding Catacombs of The Dragon Monkey 

The Blessed Catacomb Of The Bloodstained Ghosts

The Blood Stained Poison Of The Pink Frog ~oO0~

The Blood Star Ruby ~oO0~

*Bloodstained Asylum Of Terror

Bloodstained Crypt Of Mysteries

Bloodstained Pit Of Souls

The Bloodstained Scythe The Of The Wraith

*The Bloody Embrace Of The Thullid

The Blue Box of Flesh Eating Snails 

*The Blue Eyed Demon Of The Enchanted Racetrack (a rewrite of 'Ice Storm 98 aka Wvoodell's Tragedy') ~oO0~

*The Bone Of The Wicked Ghost

*BoomFuzzy

BoomFuzzy’s Boomfudgy Banana Ultra Crème Chocolates

BoomFuzzy's  Candy Shop Of Doom

BoomFuzzy’s  Chocolate Coated Demons

BoomFuzzy’s Chocolate Covered Apricots

BoomFuzzy’s Demon Trees

*BoomFuzzy's Unicorn

Boots Of The Cursed Ones

Burning Cloister Of Ice

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*Captain Quirk And The Pirate Ship Rent-A-Prize

Captivated By The Shape Shifting Elf Eating Mega Rats 

Captured By The Cultist 

Captured By The Glittering Elf King 

*Captured By The Mournful Snow Elf 

Captured By Quaraun The Insane

Captured By The Spring Cleaning Wild King 

Castle Of Forbidden Sorcery

Castle Of The Ghouls

Catacomb Of Flame

The Catacomb Of The Shipwrecks

Catacomb Of The Arch-Mage

The Cathedral Of Guummaell

*The Cats of Space Dock 13  ~oO0~

Caught in the Blizzard's Wake

*Cave Of Nightmares

*Cave Of The Cannibal King

The Cave Of Leu'tege

Celestial Marsh Of Illusions

The Chalice Of Love

Chamber Of Shadows

The Charming Marquessa

The Charming Prince of The Flying Castle 

*The Chihuahua Of The Sacred Mountain

Chocolate Kelpie, The

Chocolate Pudding and Pink Penguins ~oO0~

Cinnamon Bun of The Unicorn 

*City Of The Screaming Statues, The

Claws Of Dutusu, The

Compassionate Snake's Conjuration of Power

Conjurer’s Room, The

Conquered By The Faerie Cat

Cotton Candy Alchemist, The

Cotton Candy Clouds

Crag Of The Drowned

Crazy Days At Turtle Island

Crazy Dog's Captive

Creamy Garlic Pasta For The Elf Eating Destruction

Crooked Knives, The

Crowns Of Xyiustr, The

*Crystal Cave of Time and Necromancy~oO0~

Crystal Colosseum of the Deceiver

Crystal Empire, The

*Crystal Palace Of Mount Demontooth, The ~oO0~

Crystal Plague, The ~oO0~

Cult of the White Queen, The  ~oO0~

*Curse of the Di'Jin, The

Curse of Suicide Island, The ~oO0~

Curse of The Blood Star Ruby, The ~oO0~

The Curse Of The Muldjewangk

*Curse of the Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch, The

*Cursed Marsh Of the Ancestor Demon

*The Cursed Ship Of Ghouls

Cursed Zone

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Damned Ceremony of the Milk Entity

Dancing With The Church Grim 

*Dark Desire of The Crazed Fluffy, The

Dark Desire of The Nefarious Forest, The

Dark Monstrosities of The Ghostly Leprechaun, The 

*Dathirar The Oni

*Daughter Of Vengeance

Day Of Judgement

Day Of Wrath

Dazzling Cape of The Magnificent Fuzzy-Wuzzy, The

Dazzling Gnome of the Royal Creame Frosting of Gold, The 

Dazzling Razzbury, The  ~oO0~

Death Dell Farm

Death Of A Thousand Hungers, The

*Demon Chest Of Gibedon The Great, The

*Demon Tree Of The Aquatic Garden, The

Demonic Divination of the Blasphemous Nomads, The

Demonic Pigeons From Hell

Demonic Ritual of the Heavenly Undertaker, The

Depraved Curse, The 

Desecrated Grotto Of The Wraiths, The

The Diontite Cats of Planet Ptarmagin  ~oO0~

Discover The Amazing Power of  Macaroni And Cheese!

Dr. Dameon ~oO0~

Dog Demon Sugar Daddy, The 

Door Of Unarilur, The

*Dread Chant of the Fanboys

The Dread Curse Of The Dancing Dodos

Dreams Of Lichdom

Drowned Lich, The

*Drowned Maze Of Frozen Terror

Dungeon of Bloodstained Screams, The 

Dwarf's Apocalypse, The

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*Eating Butterflies And Pooping Rainbows

Ecrodon King of Planet Flame, The 

*Elf Eating Candy Maker, The

Elf Killer and His Fabulous Song Writing Blue Box, The

Elf Who Walked Through Time, The

Enchanted Moon King, The 

Enchanted Slave Master of The Crazed Big Bad Boogie Monster, The 

Ensnared Souls  

Enslaved By The Blood Thirsty Sequined Ice Wizard 

Enslaved By The Opal Astronomer 

Enslaved By The Yodeling Cannibal 

Errand Of Mercy

Escape  ~oO0~

*Eternal Ghost's Evocation Of Death, The

Ethereal Sphere of Cotton Candy

*Evening of The Aquatic Elder

*Evening With The Orange Wizard 

Ever-changing Pits of Insanity

*Evening of The Wonderful Cheddar and Broccoli Rice Casserole

*Everyday Use of Advanced Necromancies

*Evocation Of The Thirteen Wraiths Of Torture

Evocation Of The Unholy King

Extra-Dimensional Crystal of The Frost Merfolk, The 

Eye Of The Controller, The

Eyes Of Iunteptu, The


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Fallen Fortress Of The Wraiths

Far Island of the Demons

*FarDarrig Of Secrets, The

Fascination And Terror

*Fate Of The Psychedelic Invisible Gnome

*Feared School Of The Lake People, The

Fiendish King's Ritual Of Misery

Fiery Grimoire Of The Wraith

Fiery Halls of the Arch-Mage

Fishmonger Of Death

Five Bones Of Biusoictii, the

Five Hexes of Flesh Absorption

*Five Pillars Of Xel'lidutul, The

*Flaming Footprints of The Hallucinating Lich 

The Flaming Footprints of The Eye Catching Dog Demon

The Flaming Planet ~oO0~

Flaming Ritual Of The Hummus Devil

The Flesh-Eating Castle Of The Crazed Murderers  ~oO0~

Flesh Eating Mansion Of Wickedness (The Twighlight Manor – Quaraun Father Of King Vielder)  ~oO0~

The Fluffernutter Fudge King of Wonderful Things

For The Love Of Vampires

*Forbidden Island Of The Lich Queen

The Forbidden Prison of the Cursed Murderers

*The Forest of Macaroni and Cheese Trees

*The Forest of No Return

Forest Of The Vampire Lord (Twighlight Forest)  ~oO0~

Forgotten Carnival Of The Cannibal Entities ~oO0~

Forgotten Tomb Of The Cannibals

Fortress Of The Undead

Friends Are Forever: Volume 1 of The Twighlight Manor Series  ~oO0~

The Frozen Kelpie and the Boots of The Demonic Ones 

Fuzzy-Wuzzy Wizard of the Selkie of Ebony

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Ghilie Dhu of The Moon

The Ghilie Dhu of A Thousand Tortures 

Ghostly Calling of the Corrupt Wyrm

Ghostly Tower Of Spirits

*Ghoul Spawn The Crazed And The Rose Garden Of The Pink Necromancer

Ghoul Spawn and The Rainbow Wand

Ghoul Spawn's Army of Flying Fish

The Ghoulish Hoodoo Rootworker

Giilachala The Thullid

The Gleaming Hot Pants of The Pirate Frog King

The Glowing Jelly Cube of The Bloody Phooka 

The Golden Palace ~oO0~

Grandma's Desserts

The Grave of The Blood Sucking Gremlin 

The Great Crystonite War  ~oO0~

The Greedy Forest Dwelling Illusionist

*The Green Jelly Cube Of Death

The Grimoire Of Radiant Ditiui

Grimoire Of The Benevolent Wizards

The Green Serpent and The Cult of the Lansquin  ~oO0~

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The Happy Dappy MerMan and The Big Bird of Love 

The Haunted Box Of BoomFuzzy's Chocolates

*The Haunted House of The Mind Controlling Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch

*Haunted Oubliette, Blessed Madness

The Haunted Salamander of the Green Hat of Horror 

Heart Of The Mutant

Hidden Tunnel Of Unspeakable Terrors

*The Hoary Sphinx Of Chniteler

*The Horrid Cliff Of Faxechroi

*The House of Hags

How To Have The Best Sex Of Your Life

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The Illegitimate Escaped Slave Of The The Haunted House Of Glittering Gems 

The Immortal Book of Immortality

Imprisoned by the Angry Teddy Bears

Imprisoned By The Glow In The Dark Elf 

Imprisoned By The Hallucinating Elf Hunter 

In Dragon Swamp

In Love With Quaraun The Insane

In Search Of The Perfect Frosting

*In Search Of The Pink Frog

In The Dungeon With The Leprechaun

In The Dungeon With The WereWolf 

*In The Gorgon's Garden

In The Land Of Purple Ponies And Pink Unicorns

Inescapable Woods Of The Deceiver

The Insane Sea Slug of The Freaky Vampire King 

Intelligent Lords' Spell of Dexterity

*Into The Labyrinth Of Death: Tales of the Black Tower

Into The Mushroom Forest  ~oO0~

Into The Swamp Of Death

Into The Underground

Is There No Truth In Beauty?

The Island Of The Scallywags

It's Never Okay To Take Candy From Strangers

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*The Jiggler and the G-String Teddy Bears

The Jolly Glow In The Dark Ring

*The Journey Begins

Jungle of Terrible Runes

Just Serpent's Conjuration of Hatefulness

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The Kaleidoscopic Demon 

*Kelim And The Necromancer

*The Key Of Moumegoc

The Kimono of The Glittering Dark Elf 

*King Gwallmaiic: The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley

*King Vielder's Reign of Terror  ~oO0~

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The Labyrinth of The Dancing Dodos

Labyrinth Of Eternal Madness

*The Last Katopa

The Legend of the Infinite Cannibal Goddesses

The Legendary Circle

The Legendary Dragon Of Suffering

The Legendary Evocation Of The Faceless Demon

*The Lich Lord's Fuzzy Wuzzy Arch Mage

Like The World On A Turtle's Back

The Lonely Kelpie

*Look Before You Sleep

The Loony Barbarian and His Wicked Warlock 

Love: How to Find It, Keep It, and Know It's Real

*Lost In A Space That Isn't There

Lost in The Forest of The Castle Troll 

Lost in The Swamp of The Bat Beast 

Lost in The Swamp of The Singing Black Shuck 

*Lover of The Butler Prostitute

*The Luminous Singing Sea Slug

Lynxiana  ~oO0~

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The Magic Nun Of Agony And Eminence

The Magic Of The Pink Frog

*The Malachite Prostitute

*The Malignant Candy Maker and The Labyrinth of Fuzzy-Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies

Marsh Of The Vampire Lord

Masters of Ecstasy

Mated To The Goblin King

Merfolk Of Flesh Eating Snails

The Metropolis Of The Five Entities

*Mirror, Mirror

Miss Citten The Eel Kat  ~oO0~

*The Moon Elf Sorceress

The Morning of The Mind Controlling Moon 

Morning With The Vampire 

My Life as an Explorer

*My Two Favourite People

*The Myth Of The Mollusk

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Nectar Of The Gods

The Nefarious Cloud Palace

The Night of the Blue Monkey ~oO0~

The Night of The Dazzling Salamander 

The Night Of The Screaming Unicorn

*Night With The Magical Moonlight Mumbler 

Nightmare Disjunction

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*The Obsessive Royal Wizard

*The Obsidian Idol Of The Elf Eater Of Pepper Valley

Ocean Of Fear

The Ocean of The Lustful Golden Beetle Bug 

Of Apples And Apricots

*Of Eels And Cats ~oO0~

The One Night Stand That Turns Into Something More

The Opal Faerie

The Opal Sword

The Oracle Of Silver Dust

Ossuary Of The Barbarian King

*The Ossuary Of Insanity

The Ossuary Of The Fuzzy Wuzzy Poison

Oubliette Of Insanity

*The Owl of Death


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The Palace Of The Ice Wizards

The Path Of The Ten Thousand Hateful Serpents

The Pendant Of Fa'tumaelu

The Phantom Of The Forgotten Coward

*The Phooka of A Thousand Deaths

Pink Fish and Invisible Unicorns

The Pink Frog And The Teeny Blue Zebra ~oO0~

*The Pink Palace

*Pippiyata and The Path Of The Stars

Pippiyata's Baby

Piranhas  ~oO0~

*The Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch 

The Pit Of Xysos

The Plaza Of Illusions

*The Poisoned MerMan of the Castle of Singing Sea Slugs

Prismatic Invocation of Steak Sauce

Prismatic Ritual of the Pudding Devil

Punished By The Garlic Bread King 

The Purple BigFoot Clan

The Purple Dragon

The Pyramids Of The Di'Jin

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Quaraun and The Beanstalk

Quaraun And The Vampire 

*Quaraun And The Wizard Of Dreams

The Quiet Imp's Saloon

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Ratzi ~oO0~

The Red Dragon Massacre  ~oO0~

The Reptilian Prince Of Devils

The Resplendent Viking of the Whore House of Loneliness

The Return Of Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy And The Jiggler

*The Return Of The Silver Salamander

*The Return To Fire Mountain

The Rise of The Happy Lustful Goal 

The Rise of the Silver Arrow  ~oO0~

Rogue Bug Barony

A Rose Among The Ashes

The Ruby Hummingbird (rewrite of 'Blackbird's History: The Ruby Throated Humming Bird')   ~oO0~

The Ruins Of The Elf Eating Illusionist 

The Ruins of The Holy Relic 

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Sacrament of the Sinful Fiends of Madness

The Screaming Staff Of The Occultist

The Secret Church Grim Of The MoonSnail

*The Secret Curse Of The Hellish Soap

Seduced By The Serial Killing Tavern Keeper 

The Sequined G-String of Death 

The Sequined G-String of The Purple Unicorn

The Serial Killing Monolith of Terror

*Shadowed Transfiguration Of The Wild Messiahs

Shackled By The Kaleidoscopic Necromancer 

Shanghaied By The Tavern Keeper 

The Shape Shifting Servant of The Butler Teddy Bear 

Shipwreck of the VISION-D8

*The Shrieking Demon's Deadly Zombie

The Silver Coach ~oO0~

The Singing Dagger 

The Singing Salamander and the Ruby Ring

Sinners In The Hands Of An Angry God

The Six Grimoires Of Wiolciumll

*The Six Parts Of The Amulet Of Wonder

*The Skeletal System of The Troll: New Speculations

Slave Ship  ~oO0~

The Slayer Of The Triple Moon Dragon

Sly Animal's Exorcism of Generosity

The Snow Covered Bone Of The Grounds Keeper

Snow Monster Mountain 

Some Incidents In The Life Of Vampires

Song of The Bleeding Mutant

The Song of The Blood Sucking Glowing Fungus 

The Song of The Glow In The Dark Horseradish Sauce 

*The Sorcerer's Tower Of Cake

The Sorcerous Wizard Of Knowledge

*The Soul Stealing Lord Of Demons

Spiggan ~oO0~

Spring With The Faerie 

Stranger in the Forest

Strangled By Quaraun The Insane

Summer Of The Wizard Killer

*The Summoner Of Darkness

The Supernatural Skullcracker

Swamp Of Fear

Swamp Of Insanity

The Swamp Of The Mushroom Loving Merfolk 

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A Tale Of A Box Of Candy

Taken By The Brackish Water Mermen

Taken By The River Dwelling Selkie 

A Taste Of Armageddon

*The Temple Of The Orchid

The Terrible Fortress Of Suffering

The Terrible Queen

The Terrific Dungeon Master of the Mushroom Gravy of Darkness

*The Things That We Cannot Change

The Thousand Books By The Egotistical Villain 

*The Ties That Bind Us

The Ties That Blind Us

The Time-Travelling Manipulator Of Ghosts

The Torture Chamber Of Quaraun The Insane   ~oO0~

*The Tower of the Shape Shifting Fuzzy Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies

The Truth About Unicorns

The Twisted Tower Of Wraiths

Trapped By The Blood Thirsty Dark Elf 

Trapped By The Jolly Snow Elf 

Tomorrow Is Yesterday

Tower Of Terror: Tales of the Black Tower

*Tower of The Shape Shifting Fuzzy-Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies: Tales of the Black Tower

The Trapped Phooka

Tricked By The Flesh Eating Merfolk

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Unexpected Dissimilarities in the Social Hierarchies of the Tarasque and the Phoenix

*The Unforgettable Cloudfall

The Unholy Haunted House and The Lich Cloud Palace King 

The Unicorn, The Necromancer, and The Light Blue Rubber Ball of The Bubblegum Pink Splork of Happiness

The Unicorn Wraith Pirate Party 

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Vampires In Miniature

The Vampire Leprechaun Of Fire Mountain

*The Vampires Of Ttesnagatte Island

The Vampiric Slave Driver

The Venomous Beast Of The Marvellous FarDarrig

The Village of The Gleaming Gloves 

The Villainous Chant of the Unjust Haunts

VISION-D8 ~oO0~

The Voice of the Shaman

*The Vulgar Alchemist's Inn

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*The Wall Of Ymustu-neme

*When Eels Attack

When You Were Older

White Rock Asylum for the Criminally Insane ~oO0~

*Who Killed Quaraun The Insane?

The Wicked Chocolate Maker

Wicked Desires of The Aristocrat 

*Wild Ghosts' Ritual of the Vortex

The Wild Mushroom and Rice Dinner of The Mournful Mage

The Wild Mystic And The Mysterious Mage

Win Free Sex

Wind, Sand, and Stars

The Winter of The Grandiose Oracle 

The Wishful Elf Hunter

The Witch's Garden

The Wonderful Wizard of The Wicked Magical Moonlight 

Wishful Common Folk, The

The Wood Elves Occupation

Wood Elves Vampires

*Woodlands Of The Ghoul Lord

The World Beneath

*The Wrath of the Pink Necromancer

Wreath Of Roses, The

Written For The Pleasure Of Sexy Wood Elves

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A Year With The Shape Shifting Scribe

*Yellow Squishy Pink Tentacloid Thing

You Can't Hide From the Dead

You'll Never Survive The Night

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*Zebulon's Captive

The Zestful Medication of The Warlock Tailor 

Zinnias For Quaraun

The Zombie Dungeon of The Vampire Eating Albino

ZooLock The Great

Zxosak The Thullid

*Cover Art completed for this title

~oO0~ Twighlight Manor series 35th anniversary rewrite of the original

As I said, these are working titles, so the titles may change by the time the story itself is published.

All of the titles listed above, already have a "short story" plot written out. Each of these varies from 1,000 to 3,000 words. 130 of them are already expanded to 5,000 to 7,000 words.

It takes me about 3 weeks to take each 5k short story/plot and rewrite it into a 50k novel. Editing takes about a week. Formatting, takes about an hour. Thus each book takes about a month to complete. The series is planned to have monthly releases from September 2014 and at least until September 2023. Yes, it is going to take 9 years for this project to be completed.

As of today (March 7, 2015)  there are 349 covers commissioned with at least that many stories planned, 130 stories with a of minimum 5k long plots outlined, 21 volumes are mostly written and at 25,000 to 40,000 words each (thus nearing completion). There are 7 others at 45,000 to 55,000 words each and currently in the final stages of editing/formatting/etc. Three volumes are currently published. The first 10 volumes should be published by May 2015, possibly sooner.

At last count there were 349 stories total planned for the full run of this (and likely more to be added). The covers for those 349 stories have already been commissioned, about half of the covers are now finished. I will continue to upload those as they become available. Getting these covers made for a series of this scale is no small feat; a team of more then a dozen cover artists have come together for this project. {{{Big hugs to the team of wonderful artists working on this project! Your artwork is amazing! I loves them!}}}

The planning for this project started in summer of 2011. I spent 2012 creating the characters, setting, creatures, character backstories, cross referencing with The Twighlight Manor series. Spent 2013 writing up the outlines for the original 130 stories planned, and had planned to start releasing this in January 2014. Unfortunately, several health issues side tracked the whole project when I spent 5 months bedridden due to a back, hip, and knee injury and then several more months relearning to walk. The back injury left me unable to move my arms during those 5 months, and thus I was unable to type/write from November 2013 until May 2014 (which means I was on a sick leave from writing - and everything else - for a total of 10 months, from November 2013 til August 2014.)

I wasn't able to start writing again until August 2014, but it's slow going now. I've limited movement now, sitting, standing, and walking are all major tasks while my injuries continue to heal, and I was rushed back into the hospital November 14, 2014, and then again for surgery December 2, 2014, and was without the use of my arm until December 27, 2014 and only limited use after that and am still in and out of the hospital, now in March 2015.

So, because my health is roller coaster ride ride now, and I'm having to work around doctors and hospitals, the first few issues of the series will not seeing regular releases. Oh well. I am slowly recovering, so, hopefully those health interruptions are coming to an end soon and I'll be back on this project full time. At this point releases will be irregular at least until August 2015, after which they should, hopefully, be monthly as planned.

This is by far the biggest (and most expensive - this will be the first time I've done a series with professional cover art; I usually do my own cover art) project I have ever undertaken. Because these are novels and not short stories, this series dwarfs the Twighlight Manor series with it's 237 volumes, as those were mostly short stories.

Right now you guys are watching the early stages of this thing as it unfolds. Thank you for all your love and support as we get this project up and running.

{{{lots of hugs, love, and kisses - for all of you reading this}}}











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Throughout 2013 - 2015 a slew of FAKE "EelKat" accounts surfaced, both on social networks and on forums, most were created by a woman calling herself Kendra Silvermander, or her backhoe driving cousin who drove a backhoe over my house, the same woman and her family who cut the heads off my cats, are the same people who hacked my online accounts, created a slew of fake accounts and pretended to be me, after they beat me up on November 14, 2013, leaving me paralyzed for 5 months, relearning to walk for 18 months, and clueless to their impersonation of my online due to my life threatening crippled state that had me offline from November 2013 to March 2016.

Who they are and why they are doing this remains unknown. If you know the identity of these people, please contact the FBI in charge of the investigation into their murder attempts on my life:

Agent Andy Drewer

of the Portland FBI

@ 207-774-9322 

NOTE: I was very active on forums from 1997 to 2007 and have RARELY used a forum since then. Other then the Warriors Forum and Absolute Write I have not posted on ANY forums AT ALL since 2012.

Note: My old inactive forum accounts were hacked and "resurrected" in 2013/2014/2015 by a psychotic NaNoWriMo ML who is upset over my having won a total of 27 writing contests/challenges and published 130+ novels since 2004 and and apparently (according to her emails) she has yet to win or publish anything.

If you see "me" posting on a forum at any point after 2012, know that it is likely this mysterious, and still yet unidentified "Kendra Silvermander".

More information about Kendra Silvermander and what she did can be found here.

Let's think about something here...

I'm just a harmless old lady who likes to dress like and Elf and paint everything pink and write stories about Elves having sex with Unicorns. For THAT, the residents of Old Orchard Beach, call me crazy, build a bomb, blow up my house, stand in my drive way and shoot at me, kidnap my cats, cut my cats' heads off, nail my cats' heads to my door, beat my 28 year old Shetland pony's head in, drive a back hoe over my house 3 times, filled my motorhome with feces 3 feet deep, I was paralyzed for 5 months because they trespassed up in here and beat me up, 3 years later I finally recover and start walking again and they beat me up again this time with a shopping cart rupturing 3 discs in my spine while screaming "kill or be killed remember Saco Shaw's!" and they cut my car in half. I'm sorry, WHO exactly is the crazy person here? 

Yes, I wear pink ball gowns every day.

Yes I wear fake pointy ears and long white Rapunzel wigs.

Yes, I paint my cars, my motorhome, and my mailbox pink.

Yes, I write about Elves having sex with Unicorns.

So the fucking hell what?

I haven't set foot off my land in 40 years. The only time I have contact with people is when THEY trespass on my yard and invade my privacy. And you know what? I've always welcomed them with happy smiles and open arms, made them meals and served them tea, and spent the day happily chatting with any one and every one who wanted to visit me. I love it when you people stop by to visit me as it's the only time I have any one to talk to other then my cats... oh wait... I don't have ANYONE to talk to any more, now that sociopath freaks murdered them and nailed their heads to my door!

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the ones who built a bomb and blew up my house!

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the violent trespassers who stands in my drive way and shoot at me.

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the ones who kidnap my cats, cut my cats' heads off, nail my cats' heads to my door, beat my 28 year old Shetland pony's head in, drive a back hoe over my house 3 times, filled my motorhome with feces 3 feet deep, and cut my car in half.

I mean REALLY stand back and look around.

All I'm doing is wearing strange cloths. I'm not the violent animal abusing, bomb building, psychopath beating up elderly women... THEY are.

There's a hell of a big difference between a half blind elderly woman dressing up as comic book characters and not bothering one damned person, and violent psychopathic criminal creeps beating her up, bombing her house, driving a back hoe over 3 more of her houses, cutting her car in half, filling her motorhome with feces, murdering her horse, and slaughtering her cats!

Old Orchard Beach has a crazy person in it all right, but isn't me... and the residents of this town need to get off their asses and tell the FBI who this white haired man and his blond wife and red haired sister-in-law are BEFORE THEY KILL ME! The red haired woman calls herself Kendra Silvermander.

I don't know who this man and his two women are. They are strangers to me. I don't know their names. And I don't know why they are doing this. Some body in this town must know who these people are ... PLEASE... the FBI is trying to put a stop to these insane hate crimes... PLEASE if you know who these psychopathic monsters are, PLEASE tell Agent Andy Drewer before they kill me. They cut my car in half in 2010. They cut my cats in half in 2015. How long do you think it'll be before they cut ME in half too? PLEASE HELP ME!

➽ ➽ ➽ If you have any information regarding the identity of the stalker/attacker/driver of the 4-door white pick-up truck please contact Officer Tim DeLuca of the Old Orchard Beach Police Department @ 207-934-4911 and/or

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of the Portland FBI

@ 207-774-9322 

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