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Amphibious Aliens

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By EelKat Wendy C Allen

The Amphibious Alien
Etiole:
A Creature of Debatable Origins 

You people asked for a 10th anniversary update. Well, here it is.

It has been 10 years since the publication of the Squidoo article known as Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car. (April 15, 2007) And 3 years since it was taken offline (August 2013). Today's date is March 4, 2017, and this new page and series of videos is being made in answer to fan requests for an update on the situation surrounding the events mentioned in the article.

The Original Amphibious Aliens Article & the first draft edition of The Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update, can be found all on one very, very, very long page HERE. It'll take you about 8 hours to read it. Yes, it's very long.

The page you are on now is the same article as is linked above, but cut into sections, and each section expanded long, with more details and information that was not included in the original.

Here is an index to help you navigate from one section to the next, of this massive, many pages long series. Enjoy!


Amphibious Aliens Part 1 - Lives Destroyed 

Amphibious Aliens Part 2 - Helen Pearly's White Monkey

Amphibious Aliens Part 3 - For Fear of Little Men

Amphibious Aliens Part 4 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 5 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 6 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 7 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 8 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 9 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 10 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 11 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 12 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 13 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 14 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 15 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 16 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 17 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 18 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 19 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 20 - 


(March 4, 2017)

If you are someone new to me, my site, or my experiences, then you are probably wondering what this page is. Of course if you are a long time follower, then you already know (And welcome back!) For those of you new to me, my site, and of course Etiole, a quick summary of what this page is about:

In 1978, a group of about 25 children ages 3 to 12, went looking for frogs in the swamps of the Ross Forest of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, where they encountered a creature of debatable origins, whom is often thought of by most people who heard the childrens' story, as an alien. Most adults discredited the story as children with wild imaginations playing with an imaginary friend... until one after another these children began dying horrific deaths, several of which involved their bodies turning up headless. Today 40 years later, only 2 of these children are still alive. I am one of these two children. 

What you will find on this page is details of the original encounter, the hundreds of encounters to follow over the next 4 decades... and the response from the terror crazed adults of Old Orchard Beach, Maine who, believing they were fighting a demon that was eating their children, lashed out at what they claimed was a demon possessed car. (The real life Christine, a 1964 Dodge 330, that had been the inspiration for Stephen King's Christine book and movie, a car which I bought in 1983, and was the same car, that the little man we children had met in the swamp had started living in shortly after I bought it.)

What you are about to read is Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole and The World's Most Haunted Car - The 10th Anniversary of the Squidoo Lens Edition, including an update on the events to occur in the past 10 years since the original April 15, 2007 release of the Squidoo edition of the article.

{{{{Hugs}}} and a great big thank you to all my wonderful fans!

As of March 2017 EelKat.com is now getting 44,000 views per month!

We've come a long way from the 300 views a month I was getting 10 years ago when the Amphibious Aliens article was first published.

We are also now the #1 web site on Google for almost every search term containing the words "Old Orchard Beach", receiving more then 7,000 hits per month just on that one search term!

With 6,000+ pages and 44,000 views per month, we are now both the largest and most trafficked website headquartered out of Old Orchard Beach, Maine. Yay!

These amazing results are all thanks to one article: Amphibious Aliens, which now ranks as my most read article ever, as well as the most visited page on my website. Thank you to all my wonderful readers for making this possible. Without all you wonderful people this website wouldn't even be possible.

{{{Hugs}}} for you all, and thank you once again for taking the time to stop by!

~EK

Home Again!

May 15, 2010

Five days after being stolen, cut up, and sold to a car crusher, by the religion crazed, demon hunter residents of Old Orchard Beach, The World's Most Haunted Car is found and it's battered remains are brought back home.

Lives Destroyed
By Busy-Bodies, Superstitions, & Hate

The request has been made for the Amphibious Aliens article to return back online, after 3 years offline, since the death of Squidoo, with fans of the article saying it is "the greatest alien abduction story" ever known.

The problem with this being, I actually do not believe I was abducted, never claimed I was abducted, and was clueless as to what the MUFON people were talking about when they showed up in my yard to interview me. So I do not use the term abductee. I had not heard of the term before people started contacting me, after my uncle wrote several articles online about things that had happened to me and several of my cousins back in the 1970s.

One of the most frustrating parts of this whole ordeal is how much rude, inconsiderate, and in some cases outright violent, mostly religion crazed,  hate filled people have disrupted my life over this one thing, which I never thought was a big deal, until total strangers, gossiping busy bodies, and house bombing, car vandalizing, cat murdering vandals took it upon themselves to cleanse the world of what they called "a demon", with them originally calling him a transvestite and progressing to calling me one.

Small town hysteria at it's worst. A tourists town that smiles ans acts sweet from May to September, then pulls out their shotguns and shoots everyone not white enough, not Christian enough, not straight enough, or in any way not a carbon copy of themselves. Take white power anti-Semite, religion crazed, gun toting fanatics, and have MUFON running manically around town asking where to find a Jewish Gypsy that has a transvestite alien living in her car...

Yeah... that's what happened.

How long did these so called "researchers" think they could run around a hive of neo-Nazis and Loyal White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, asking where a Jewish Gypsy lived, before the hood when on, the white crosses went up, and the terrorist attacks against all things Jewish and Gypsy started?

Had the MUFON investigators had any actual professionalism, they would have ACTUALLY RESEARCHED the town they were traipsing around in, and found out what KIND of politics their were governing the area.

REAL RESEARCHERS would have DONE THEIR RESEARCH and found out

REAL RESEARCHERS would have done what REAL RESEARCHERS do and done their RESEARCH with minimal damage.

Did they do that?

No.

Lives were destroyed.

People have been murdered.

4 people have been beheaded.

500 pets kidnapped.

140 families terrorized...

...and because so-called MUFON investigators wanted to find an EBE at ANY cost and did not care the lives destroyed in the process.

We should rename this article "how to destroy lives."

Lives Destroyed In Old Orchard Beach:

How To Destroy Lives:
A Lesson Brought To You By The Hate Mongers Of Old Orchard Beach 


How To Destroy Lives, Using Old Orchard Beach Residents Methods Step #1:

Build a bomb. Take a grease fryer. Fill it with fly tapes. Break into the house of a Jew, a Gypsy, a Muslim, a black family, anyone LGBTQ, any one non-white or non Christian. Break into their home at 1AM. Put the grease fryer on the counter, make it look like something they already owned, so the firemen won't suspect it anything other then a kitchen fire. Turn it on high. And run like hell. Get out of that house before it blows sky high with the family inside asleep in their beds.

...a bomb blew up my house, 

...a different bomb blew up my doctor's office, also killing my doctor,

...lives destroyed the name of religion,

...lives destroyed the name of killing demons.

Welcome to Old Orchard Beach. The "family friendly" town, a town that is only "family friendly" if you're white or Christian.

And that is how you have lives destroyed in the "family friendly" town of Old Orchard Beach by the "family friendly" residents of Old Orchard Beach, in the name of being "family friendly", and no one cares, why would they? We are ONLY non-white Jewish Gypsies after all. Let's move on the anti-Semite, gay hating, white power town of Old Orchard Beach's Step #2 of How To Destroy Lives...

Lives Destroyed By Bombs & Murder


How To Destroy Lives, Using Old Orchard Beach Residents Methods Step #2:

Gather up an axe, a chainsaw, a sledgehammer, and a tining fork... head to the nearest driveway of a Jew, a Gypsy, a Muslim, a black family, anyone LGBTQ, any one non-white or non Christian. Lash out at their car. Smash the glass. Bash the metal. Cut it in half...while screaming God told you to... God told you to kill the car, to kill the demon living inside the car.

...my 1964 Dodge 330 Limited Edition was cut in half,

...my 1974 AMC Gremlin was cut in half,

...my 1974 AMC Hornet was cut in half,

...my 1976 AMC Gremlin was cut in half,

...thousands of gallons of feces being put in my motorhome home,

...lives destroyed in the name of religion,

...lives destroyed in the name of killing demons.

Welcome to Old Orchard Beach. The "family friendly" town, a town that is only "family friendly" if you're white or Christian.

And that is how you have lives destroyed in the "family friendly" town of Old Orchard Beach by the "family friendly" residents of Old Orchard Beach, in the name of being "family friendly", and no one cares, why would they? We are ONLY non-white Jewish Gypsies after all. Let's move on the anti-Semite, gay hating, white power town of Old Orchard Beach's Step #3 of How To Destroy Lives...

Lives Destroyed By Destruction and Violance


How To Destroy Lives, Using Old Orchard Beach Residents Methods Step #3:

Break into the house of a Jew, a Gypsy, a Muslim, a black family, anyone LGBTQ, any one non-white or non Christian. Break into their home kidnap their pets, leave an 8 foot tall white cross behind. Send heads of the pets home to their owners.

...my cats being kidnapped,

...the heads of my cats being nailed to my door,

...10 of my cats are still being held hostage,

...140 families in Old Orchard Beach have reported more then 500 pets, mostly cats, kidnapped in the past 3 years,

...lives destroyed in the name of religion,

...lives destroyed in the name of killing demons.

Welcome to Old Orchard Beach. The "family friendly" town, a town that is only "family friendly" if you're white or Christian.

And that is how you have lives destroyed in the "family friendly" town of Old Orchard Beach by the "family friendly" residents of Old Orchard Beach, in the name of being "family friendly", and no one cares, why would they? We are ONLY non-white Jewish Gypsies after all.

Welcome to the anti-Semite, gay hating, cat murdering, house bombing, "family friendly" white power town of Old Orchard Beach, were the residents reek destruction and death with gleeful abandon, without guilt, without remorse, and without one single police officer with the balls to stand up to the hate mongers of this town.

Lives Destroyed By Extreme Levels of Horrific Animal Abuse


Lives Destroyed By Do-Gooders Doing "Gods Will"


Lives Destroyed By Busy-Bodies on the Look Out For "Evil" Non-Whites


Lives Destroyed By Superstition, Religion, & Hate


Welcome:
To The "Family Friendly"
Terrorist Town
of
Old Orchard Beach

Is THIS Really The Way
Life Should Be?


It says a lot about the state of society, or rather the state of Old Orchard Beach's mentality (or lack there of?) when crimes that were obviously committed by a human (one of THEM) turn an entire town of Old Orchard Beach into a terror crazed war path of destruction against a half blind crippled woman (crippled, might I add, by THEM beating her up), her car, her cats, her home, all because they believe she's hiding a demon from them?



Religion Crazed "Demon Hunters" Kidnap EelKat's Cats

& Nail Their Heads To The Door

Etiole has lived in peace, never bothering anyone, hidden away from the public eye. His life has been destroyed. You members of MUFON who did not think about the consequences of your actions, YOU have destroyed his life.

Were the lives destroyed by your selfish self centered rudeness worth it?

Think about it. Was it?

My cats were a happy family of cats. A mother and her sister, and their kittens. Cats 18 and 3 years old. Senior cats, I had for over a decade. They were kidnapped. Two of them have been returned in pieces. Their lives have been destroyed. You members of MUFON who did not think about the consequences of your actions, YOU have destroyed their lives.

Were the lives destroyed by your selfish self centered rudeness worth it?

Think about it. Was it?

You people ought to be ashamed of yourselves. You're as almost as bad as the terrorist residents of Old Orchard Beach who committed these crimes.

Etiole never hurt any body. He's quiet, gentle, and peaceful. He never leaves the forest.

My cats never hurt any one.

I never hurt any one.

And yet, the residents of Old Orchard Beach put a bomb in my house.

Our lives have been destroyed.

The residents of Old Orchard Beach cut my car in half.

Our lives have been destroyed. And has a single one of you EVER apologized for what you did?

The residents of Old Orchard Beach beat me up, left me paralyzed for 5 months, 18 months relearning to walk, and crippled on a cane for the rest of my life.

My life has been destroyed. And do YOU even care?

The residents of Old Orchard Beach filled my motorhome with feces 3 feet deep.

Our lives destroyed by hate.

The residents of Old Orchard Beach kidnapped my cats and are currently holding them hostage.

Our lives destroyed by the monsters who run around this town proclaiming to to be "family friendly".

If Old Orchard Beach was REALLY a family friendly town, it's be a safe place for EVERY family to live in. 

Not just white families.

Not just Christian families.

The residents of Old Orchard Beach cut my cats heads' off and nailed them to my door.

Why? Because the residents of Old Orchard Beach are insane, narrow minded, hate mongers, who see nothing wrong with terrorizing women, murdering cats, and doing it in the name of God and religion. They claim they are justified in their terrorist attacks and hate crimes, because they say, a demon lives in my yard.

Well tell me this, if you REALLY think he's a demon, do you REALLY want to get him mad? If you REALLY think he's dangerous, do you REALLY want to piss him off?



Come see the KKK Cross standing in the shadow of the 30 foot hole in my yard, that is all that remains of my house after demon hunting religion crazed lunatics blew it up with a bomb

The worst part of all of this, is I never told any body about Etiole. The story was spread to the world by a toddler raping uncle who was taken to court on child rape charges, by 4 of his nieces, and he retaliated against ALL of his nieces by creating wild stories about them and posting them all over the internet along with the girls' names, photos, and home addresses. I was one of the 64 nieces he had done this to... and while each girl was targeted with a different attack, it was the amphibious aliens story that was the attack he lashed out at me with.

I wonder if he knew, what simpleton's this town was, how very little intelligence existed in Old Orchard Beach, a town, where people think nothing of murdering cats, cutting up cars, a building bombs to try to kill an elderly woman, who they in their infinite Christian wisdom, believe MUST die, because the little homeless man living in her car MUST be a demon. 

Could he ever have imagined, the level of violence and terror the residents of Old Orchard Beach would turn to, as a result of his lies?

The problem with Richard Merlin Atwater's story was, I had never heard of amphibious aliens, alien abductions, MUFON, or any of the other things he would accuse me of.

The other problem was it was three brothers: David, Richard Merlin, and Mervin Bruce... all members of Heaven's Gate, all high priests who had daily visits with God one on one, all on drugs, all drug dealers, all involved in a child sex slave ring, all wanted by the FBI, and all started referring to Etiole as an amphibious alien during a court case shortly after their illegal hoards of military guns were confiscated from the barbed wire fenced in compound, where the dozens of 4 to 8 year old prostitutes were also confiscated.

They were also men whom I had not seen since the drug raid when I was 8 years old and they fled the state of Maine with drug enforcement state police officers on their tails.

In other words, the amphibious alien rumors were made up by a group of men who were trying to discredit anyone who might have been a witness to their crimes. Keeping in mind that the amphibious aliens story they made up about me, was one of only dozens of such wild tales they made up about EACH and EVERY one of their nieces and nephews and ANY ONE ELSE whom they thought might have been a witness to the shoot-out in Old Orchard Beach, in 1980.

The FBI's 3rd Most Wanted Organized Crime Family:

The Scottish Traveler Crime Family of America

aka The Scottish Mafia:

The Royal Highland Atwater Clan of Nova Scotia

The issue is further complicated by the fact that 3 of David's adult children are founding members of a group that calls themselves "The Loyalist White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan" and have made a name for themselves in the Bangor region, by cutting off cat heads and dumping buckets of feces in people's beds. Though not recognized by the official Ku Klux Klan as an actual branch, the Loyalist White Knights mimic many of the actual KKK's activities.

The Loyalist White Knights of The Ku Klux Klan

What you are dealing with is a small group of criminals, wanted by the FBI for human trafficking, domestic terrorism, stockpiling illegal weapons, drug dealing, and UFO suicide cult affiliations.

In other words, the men who started the rumor were a group of brothers who are radical conspiracy theorists, known for starting UFO cult groups, spreading terror, and coming up with some of the most outlandish theories out there. One of the many cults they had affiliation with over the years was Heaven's Gate. This tells you up front the type of fear mongering, doomsday prophet mind set you are dealing with.

Knowing the history of the men who made up the amphibious alien story AND knowing their motives for doing so, changes the story quite a lot.

The REAL White Monkey Story:

The Battle of 4-5-8:

Maine's Largest Drug Raid

I knew absolutely nothing about aliens and the concept of abductions was something I couldn't even begin to comprehend. Even today now that I have been introduced to these concepts, I do not believe in them and find the idea of aliens utterly illogical. 

I was 8 years old last time I had heard from these uncles, my memories of them were that they were monstrously violent bullies. I would not find out about their UFO, KKK, Heaven's Gate and cult connections until after they sent MUFON to my yard and after the FBI arrived looking for them.

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And yet, in spite of my knowing nothing of aliens, UFOs, and other similar things, 30,000 people have arrived in my yard since 2007, all hailing me as an alien abductee. My identity plastered all over the internet by a mad man, my privacy ripped away by his fans, his fans being as delusional as he was, resulting in... 

...a bomb blowing up my house, 

...my car being cut in half,

...thousands of gallons of feces being put in my motorhome home,

...my cats being kidnapped,

...the heads of my cats being nailed to my door,

...all in the name of religion,

...all in the name of killing demons.

My life has been destroyed by Richard Merlin Atwater and his hoards of MUFON fans. His brothers David and Bruce keeping his legacy going.

...and no one cares, the damage they have done.

Etiole's life has been destroyed by Richard Merlin Atwater and his hoards of MUFON fans.

...and no one cares, the trauma they have caused for a peaceful creature who never hurt any of them and who now lives in absolute terror of the psychopathic town that has made multiple violent attempts to murder him.

Let's Play Count Von Count & Count The Missing Heads

Heads Roll Down The Bloody Streets of Old Orchard Beach As A Deranged Man With a Backhoe Drives Over EelKat's House

No one cares to do a background check and find out that these men were monstrous criminals, drug dealers, child rapists, human traffickers, and are nothing short of monsters. No. Not one of these UFO seeking MUFON people, did their RESEARCH into the men telling them the story of amphibious aliens...

Meet The 1974 AMC Gremlin That Drug Addicts Killed Thinking It Was a Demon...

The Five Cars Killed By Drug Addicted Demon Hunters of Old Orchard Beach

wait.... aren't MUFON members supposed to be scientists... you know... people who do RESEARCH and get the FACTS? Uhm... yeah, but then again, I did a Google search for MUFON and they say they only have 3,000 members, and they do all seem to be real scientists and I looked at their pictures and I don't think a single one of them were among the looney toons in my yard, so who in the heck were these people claiming to be from MUFON? 

I don't think they were who they said they were. I think they were just crazies looking for aliens and introduced themselves as MUFON to try to make themselves sound official.

But what the heck happened? How did it reach this point? Where did this all start?



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Amphibious Aliens Part 1 - Lives  Destroyed

Amphibious Aliens Part 2 - The White Monkey

Amphibious Aliens Part 3 - Fear of Little Men

Amphibious Aliens Part 4 - 



Amphibious Aliens Part 1 - Lives Destroyed 

Amphibious Aliens Part 2 - Helen Pearly's White Monkey

Amphibious Aliens Part 3 - For Fear of Little Men

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Throughout 2013 - 2015 a slew of FAKE "EelKat" accounts surfaced, both on social networks and on forums, most were created by a woman calling herself Kendra Silvermander, or her backhoe driving cousin who drove a backhoe over my house, the same woman and her family who cut the heads off my cats, are the same people who hacked my online accounts, created a slew of fake accounts and pretended to be me, after they beat me up on November 14, 2013, leaving me paralyzed for 5 months, relearning to walk for 18 months, and clueless to their impersonation of my online due to my life threatening crippled state that had me offline from November 2013 to March 2016.

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If you see "me" posting on a forum at any point after 2012, know that it is likely this mysterious, and still yet unidentified "Kendra Silvermander".

More information about Kendra Silvermander and what she did can be found here.

Let's think about something here...

I'm just a harmless old lady who likes to dress like and Elf and paint everything pink and write stories about Elves having sex with Unicorns. For THAT, the residents of Old Orchard Beach, call me crazy, build a bomb, blow up my house, stand in my drive way and shoot at me, kidnap my cats, cut my cats' heads off, nail my cats' heads to my door, beat my 28 year old Shetland pony's head in, drive a back hoe over my house 3 times, filled my motorhome with feces 3 feet deep, I was paralyzed for 5 months because they trespassed up in here and beat me up, 3 years later I finally recover and start walking again and they beat me up again this time with a shopping cart rupturing 3 discs in my spine while screaming "kill or be killed remember Saco Shaw's!" and they cut my car in half. I'm sorry, WHO exactly is the crazy person here? 

Yes, I wear pink ball gowns every day.

Yes I wear fake pointy ears and long white Rapunzel wigs.

Yes, I paint my cars, my motorhome, and my mailbox pink.

Yes, I write about Elves having sex with Unicorns.

So the fucking hell what?

I haven't set foot off my land in 40 years. The only time I have contact with people is when THEY trespass on my yard and invade my privacy. And you know what? I've always welcomed them with happy smiles and open arms, made them meals and served them tea, and spent the day happily chatting with any one and every one who wanted to visit me. I love it when you people stop by to visit me as it's the only time I have any one to talk to other then my cats... oh wait... I don't have ANYONE to talk to any more, now that sociopath freaks murdered them and nailed their heads to my door!

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the ones who built a bomb and blew up my house!

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the violent trespassers who stands in my drive way and shoot at me.

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the ones who kidnap my cats, cut my cats' heads off, nail my cats' heads to my door, beat my 28 year old Shetland pony's head in, drive a back hoe over my house 3 times, filled my motorhome with feces 3 feet deep, and cut my car in half.

I mean REALLY stand back and look around.

All I'm doing is wearing strange cloths. I'm not the violent animal abusing, bomb building, psychopath beating up elderly women... THEY are.

There's a hell of a big difference between a half blind elderly woman dressing up as comic book characters and not bothering one damned person, and violent psychopathic criminal creeps beating her up, bombing her house, driving a back hoe over 3 more of her houses, cutting her car in half, filling her motorhome with feces, murdering her horse, and slaughtering her cats!

Old Orchard Beach has a crazy person in it all right, but isn't me... and the residents of this town need to get off their asses and tell the FBI who this white haired man and his blond wife and red haired sister-in-law are BEFORE THEY KILL ME! The red haired woman calls herself Kendra Silvermander.

I don't know who this man and his two women are. They are strangers to me. I don't know their names. And I don't know why they are doing this. Some body in this town must know who these people are ... PLEASE... the FBI is trying to put a stop to these insane hate crimes... PLEASE if you know who these psychopathic monsters are, PLEASE tell Agent Andy Drewer before they kill me. They cut my car in half in 2010. They cut my cats in half in 2015. How long do you think it'll be before they cut ME in half too? PLEASE HELP ME!

➽ ➽ ➽ If you have any information regarding the identity of the stalker/attacker/driver of the 4-door white pick-up truck please contact Officer Tim DeLuca of the Old Orchard Beach Police Department @ 207-934-4911 and/or

Agent Andy Drewer

of the Portland FBI

@ 207-774-9322 

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Please help the police and FBI put this brutal, violent, psychotically deranged stalker family in prison.

Have Information?
Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer @ (207) 774-9322 





Need Directions?

Rather then ask the crazy gun-toting neighbours, and risk get shot by the psychotically deranged, white power gay haters that live up and down my street, patrolling obsessively by my driveway every 15 minutes in a 4 door white pick-up truck, just get directions from Google Maps. Here, you can find 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, ME right here:


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