If life gives you lemons, then you grab life by the balls and say you're taking them too. Why make lemonade when you can make testicle stew? Stand up for yourself. I don't take shit from no one, and neither should you. ~EelKat
Say No To Bullies & Racism! We Need Diverse Books aka Why EelKat Left KBoards Here's What Happened
September 2014, EelKat published a series about Gypsies, featuring an Autistic main character. Three weeks later a group of authors started an anti-Gypsy boycott on these books, they were soon joined by another group of authors crying for an anti-retard boycott. One group claimed books should not feature Gypsy characters in a positive light siting “The only good Gypsy is a dead Gypsy”, the other group, said “retards shouldn’t be allowed to write books” and that “retards shouldn’t be main characters in books”.
EelKat is a Scottish Gypsy and she has Autism. The boycott resulted in violent hate crimes acted out offline against her family.
On November 11, 2014 EelKat deleted 1,371 How-To Write & Self Publish articles off KBoards, deleted all 34 of her blogs, shut down all of her forum accounts on every forum, removed all her books from services which gave them out to readers for free, and increased to cover prices of all books. Why? Here’s what happened…
It has been brought to my attention that several people do not know why I left KBoards. I know this because of two facts:
#1: I have received more then 100 emails from various very worried KBoards members asking me why I left, if I was okay (they knew I was in the hospital most of 2014) and when I'd be coming back.
#2: In January 2015 the #1 Google keyword search results sending traffic to my site is: "eelkat kboards" which resulted in a whopping 11,459 hits on my site; followed by "what happened to eelkat on kboards" and "why did eelkat leave kaboards?" which resulted in 7,364 hits on my site. Needless to say my traffic for January 2015 is way higher then usual.
In the past month the "Ask EelKat" feature on Tumblr has been hit with dozens of KBoards members saying it was the only way they knew to get in touch with me, and that they were very worried. They say they were aware their was "an incident" on KBoards but where uncertain what exactly that incident was. They said the threads for much of the "incident" have been locked, deleted, and most of the posts removed or edited by the mods. As such, they tell me they have had a difficult time finding out what happened and they are getting many stories from many members but they are all different and appear to be more speculation then facts.
They also inform me that when I left, several other members left days later, stating that after what had happened to me had happened, they no longer felt KBoards was a safe environment. They also have told me that pretty much everyone who saw what happened and did not leave KBoards, have changed their id names and striped their signatures of all links to their books as a means of protecting themselves from "being attacked" in the manner I was.
Each of these emails and massages has ended by asking me, if I could set the record straight and tell them why exactly did I leave. What happened? Was it really as bad as some members are suggesting it was? Will I ever come back?
I have decided to answer all of your questions, all at once, and put that answer here on this page of my website, so that you don't have to rely on rumors and speculations. Because the fact is, it was rumors and speculations, and some pretty horrible lies being posted about me that was why I left.
What started out as a couple of members spreading false stereotypes as facts, resulted in more then 50 members turning into an all out herd mentality mob, which left KBoards and spread like wild fire as these people ran back and forth between multiple forums making a lot of posts about me, in what they openly admitted in their posts was an outright "boycott" of my books and an attempt to "dry up sales" as they put it...Here's what happened:
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If it ain't on this list, it's probably fake.
Throughout 2013 - 2015 a slew of FAKE "EelKat" accounts surfaced, both on social networks and on forums, most were created by a woman calling herself Kendra Silvermander, or her backhoe driving cousin who drove a backhoe over my house, the same woman and her family who cut the heads off my cats, are the same people who hacked my online accounts, created a slew of fake accounts and pretended to be me, after they beat me up on November 14, 2013, leaving me paralyzed for 5 months, relearning to walk for 18 months, and clueless to their impersonation of my online due to my life threatening crippled state that had me offline from November 2013 to March 2016.
Who they are and why they are doing this remains unknown. If you know the identity of these people, please contact the FBI in charge of the investigation into their murder attempts on my life:
Agent Andy Drewer
of the Portland FBI
NOTE: I was very active on forums from 1997 to 2007 and have RARELY used a forum since then. Other then the Warriors Forum and Absolute Write I have not posted on ANY forums AT ALL since 2012.
Note: My old inactive forum accounts were hacked and "resurrected" in 2013/2014/2015 by a psychotic NaNoWriMo ML who is upset over my having won a total of 27 writing contests/challenges and published 130+ novels since 2004 and and apparently (according to her emails) she has yet to win or publish anything.
If you see "me" posting on a forum at any point after 2012, know that it is likely this mysterious, and still yet unidentified "Kendra Silvermander".
I'm just a harmless old lady who likes to dress like and Elf and paint everything pink and write stories about Elves having sex with Unicorns. For THAT, the residents of Old Orchard Beach, call me crazy, build a bomb, blow up my house, stand in my drive way and shoot at me, kidnap my cats, cut my cats' heads off, nail my cats' heads to my door, beat my 28 year old Shetland pony's head in, drive a back hoe over my house 3 times, filled my motorhome with feces 3 feet deep, I was paralyzed for 5 months because they trespassed up in here and beat me up, 3 years later I finally recover and start walking again and they beat me up again this time with a shopping cart rupturing 3 discs in my spine while screaming "kill or be killed remember Saco Shaw's!" and they cut my car in half. I'm sorry, WHO exactly is the crazy person here?
Yes, I wear pink ball gowns every day.
Yes I wear fake pointy ears and long white Rapunzel wigs.
Yes, I paint my cars, my motorhome, and my mailbox pink.
Yes, I write about Elves having sex with Unicorns.
So the fucking hell what?
I haven't set foot off my land in 40 years. The only time I have contact with people is when THEY trespass on my yard and invade my privacy. And you know what? I've always welcomed them with happy smiles and open arms, made them meals and served them tea, and spent the day happily chatting with any one and every one who wanted to visit me. I love it when you people stop by to visit me as it's the only time I have any one to talk to other then my cats... oh wait... I don't have ANYONE to talk to any more, now that sociopath freaks murdered them and nailed their heads to my door!
You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the ones who built a bomb and blew up my house!
You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the violent trespassers who stands in my drive way and shoot at me.
You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the ones who kidnap my cats, cut my cats' heads off, nail my cats' heads to my door, beat my 28 year old Shetland pony's head in, drive a back hoe over my house 3 times, filled my motorhome with feces 3 feet deep, and cut my car in half.
I mean REALLY stand back and look around.
All I'm doing is wearing strange cloths. I'm not the violent animal abusing, bomb building, psychopath beating up elderly women... THEY are.
There's a hell of a big difference between a half blind elderly woman dressing up as comic book characters and not bothering one damned person, and violent psychopathic criminal creeps beating her up, bombing her house, driving a back hoe over 3 more of her houses, cutting her car in half, filling her motorhome with feces, murdering her horse, and slaughtering her cats!
Old Orchard Beach has a crazy person in it all right, but isn't me... and the residents of this town need to get off their asses and tell the FBI who this white haired man and his blond wife and red haired sister-in-law are BEFORE THEY KILL ME! The red haired woman calls herself Kendra Silvermander.
I don't know who this man and his two women are. They are strangers to me. I don't know their names. And I don't know why they are doing this. Some body in this town must know who these people are ... PLEASE... the FBI is trying to put a stop to these insane hate crimes... PLEASE if you know who these psychopathic monsters are, PLEASE tell Agent Andy Drewer before they kill me. They cut my car in half in 2010. They cut my cats in half in 2015. How long do you think it'll be before they cut ME in half too? PLEASE HELP ME!
➽ ➽ ➽ If you have any information regarding the identity of the stalker/attacker/driver of the 4-door white pick-up truck please contact Officer Tim DeLuca of the Old Orchard Beach Police Department @ 207-934-4911 and/or
Agent Andy Drewer
of the Portland FBI
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Please help the police and FBI put this brutal, violent, psychotically deranged stalker family in prison.
Have Information? Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer @ (207) 774-9322
Rather then ask the crazy gun-toting neighbours, and risk get shot by the psychotically deranged, white power gay haters that live up and down my street, patrolling obsessively by my driveway every 15 minutes in a 4 door white pick-up truck, just get directions from Google Maps. Here, you can find 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, ME right here:
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