How We Gypsies See The Americans An Inside Look Into The Every Day Lives Of The Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach Maine Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen by EelKat Wendy C Allen

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By EelKat Wendy C Allen

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Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen
A Behind The Scenes Look Into The Everyday Life of 
The Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine

by 
EelKat Wendy C. Allen

Was One of The 27 Books
Banned By The United States Government
On January 4, 2016

It was forced to be unpublished
and removed from books stores
by a court order issued by
The Town Hall of The Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine,
A United States of America Government Orginization

Banned from publication on Amazon, by the United States Government, How We Gypsies See The Americans, is now available to read online for free.


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In spite of no evidence to support the claim, clansmen continue to tell their children they are descendants of Sir Francis Drake, that they once lived with him in his castle on the Danube in the 1400s, and completely ignore the fact that he never lives in a castle or on the Danube and he wasn't even born till a hundred years after the date in their story, nor do they question how a brown Scotsman could have descended from a white Englishman. Some of them have gone so far as to say history books got it wrong, that Sir Francis Drake was Scottish not English and he lived in the 1400s not the 1500s, and that that is why one should never trust what one reads in books. I have given up trying to tell them that Captain John H. Drake lied about who he was, they will hear nothing of it.

Wherever he was from, Captain John H. Drake goes down in history as one of the most mysterious, flamboyant, and certainly most eccentric people to grace our family tree. Him with his flamboyant silks and outlandish boat and inability to stray for the ocean, and me with my (his) flamboyant silks and outlandish cars and inability to stray for the ocean, most clansmen say that I am his reincarnation, returned to restore the wild eccentric traditions of the mysterious Sea Witch Gypsies back into our clan, thus why I have been branded as the current "Sea Witch".



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The Kickapoos (who many do not have last names and if they do have a last name it's one they made up for themselves so they could get American citizenship - yes, Native Americans do not have American citizenship at birth, like white men do - so every Kickapoo has a different last name depending on what name they liked best) are likewise tall and dark. They are not as tall or as dark as the Drakes. The Kickapoo clansmen are the colour of blood-stained terrocotta, a deep, dark, golden reddish bronze. Wavy blacker then black hair, and what can only be described as "Native American features Hollywood would be proud of" (the big noses and cheekbones). My Kickapoo grandmother Eva always wore her hair in long twin braids down the front, and because she was so huge, (size Queen42XXX) and thus could not wear regular cloths, she wore giant floaty mu-muu and tent dresses in bright eye popping shades of bubblegum pink, with huge neon magenta pink hearts and butterflies sewn all over them. (And yes, if you read my Quaraun books, I did model his wardrobe after my beloved Kickapoo grandmother's.) She married Drake's grandson and took up the role of "sea witch" and it is from her that I inherited my wild coloured wardrobe of mu-muus and silk kimono.

Eva, stands out because everyone else in the clan, from every line of every branch, is very skinny, much lighter coloured, and have wavy or straight hair. Eva had very frizzy, wavy hair, unlike anyone else in the family and was much darker skinned then the rest of the Kickapoos, darker even then the Drakes. She was nearly an identical twin mirror image of her own grandmother, who likewise was darker, bigger, rounder, and had a mass of Afro frizz, unlike the rest of the Kickapoos with their very straight hair. This was because, her grandmother's grandmother, was an escaped black slave from the Old South, who in around 1640, fled to the North, took refuge with the Kickapoos and married into the tribe.

Unfortunately, there were several very racist issues surrounding Eva. Her mother was a half-black/half-Native American roaring-twenties it-girl who deserted the tribe, moved to Portland and became an "high-class whore". She was a prostitute for rich men. She hung out with HoneyFitz and his gang of bootleggers and gangsters, and ultimately lived a very short and rather wild life. She was in her early 20's when she died as an unwed mother, leaving behind 3 children, each of whom had a different father. The oldest girl was a blue-eyed blond and was quickly adopted into a loving white home, where at 12 years old her adopted father raped her, smashed her head in with a base-ball bat, literally flattening her head, leaving her to spend the rest of her life a near vegetable in a mental health institute. We (me, my mom, and grammy Eva) used to go visit her in Pine Land Center, until she died around 90 years old in the 1980s. The boy, also able to pass for white, was sent to work on a farm and would never been seen again, until he was found 80 years later in Rhode Island, just 2 months before his death.



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Eva, because she was very dark and obviously either Native American, Black, or both, was put into an orphanage for "savages", when she was just 3 years old. There she was beaten and trained how to be "civilized like white men". When she was 12, she was discovered by some "do-gooder" type Christian women who "rescued" her as though she was a feral cat. They took her to the Shaker Village of Sabbath Day Lake, where she would spend her teen years and most of her young adult life as the "washer woman" of the village. If you go to the Shaker Village at Sabbath Day Lake today (which is now a living history museum) and look at the old pictures on the walls, of the 1920s to 1940s, look for the little girl always dressed in black and often standing beside a wash tub. That's my grandmother Eva Viola Little John Dyer, as she was named by the Shakers.

In her early 20s Eva escaped from the Shakers and fleed to her birth town of Portland in search of any living relatives. HoneyFitz and his gang of bootleggers were still active in the area but were now set up in Old Orchard Beach, where they where working with Drake's grandson David Henry Atwater to get rum and moonshine off Canadian ships and into America. The liquire was dumped off in boxes off shore, and David and crew would gather them up, then pour the liquire into the hollowed out horses of the Palace Playland carousel, via the tails that screwed off. They would then walk across the street to the Pier, where they would take in the casino floor show (which was often Lousi Armstrong) and await farther orders from Honey Fitz. Knowing only minimal pieces of who her mother was, Eva joined up with Scottish Gypsy David Henry Atwater in his getting liqueur out of Nova Scotia into Maine. David went blind in his 30s, "got saved" and married Eva, gave up the bootlegging business, and the Atwaters, left Old orchard for a few years and moved to Canton, while the Rickers remained in Old Orchard Beach. Eva was the first of polygamist Mormon David's wives, and would have 15 children: 3 stillborn, 12 born alive, and 11 to reach adulthood. My mother was child #8. The Atwaters would go back into and out of Old Orchard Beach dozens of times over the next 80 years.

There is an odd thing about our clan that marks us as quite different from other clans: we don't drink. We shun and banish anyone who does drink. Most clansmen live in mortal fear of going blind if they so much as look at liquer, let alone drink it. Before the 1930s Gypsies were heavy drinkers and deep in the moonshine business.







How David went blind remains a mystery, as he changed to story so many times. The story most clansmen ignorantly believe (as it was the one David told most often) was that at age 31 an angle came down from heaven, took David on a trip to hell and he returned blind. Some clansmen believe another story in which he claimed to have gone blind at age 12 from scarlet fever and claimed it was the reason he never went to school. Clansmen with common scene to think with, know David was full of shit with both those stories ad he went blind from drinking all that toxic wood alcohol moonshine he was bootlegging. Most of them also believe that the angel/heaven/hell story and the scarlet fever story are just the other clansmens way of turning a blind eye to the family's history of bootlegging. Like shunning members, they shun events they don't want to admit happened.

In the 1960s a "rival" clan of Travellers (or, they claimed to be "rivals", no one was actually really sure, who they were rivalling against or why as no one knew who they were) would march in on the town and attempt to overthrough it. When people talk of "The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach" it is often this even that turned into a shoot out fued Gypsies and Travellers in the 1960s, and resulted in state police coming in and marching what was then called "The Royal Highland Clan" out of the state at gun point.

This particular band of "gypsies" was what most people think of, when they hear the word "gypsy". They looked for any field they could find and overnight built of vast "tent cities" which they guarded with armed men. They landed in people's yards and refused to leave, claiming "squatters' rights". This group was nothing short of a gang, who used bullying and intimidation to terrify locals. They stayed in town for about a year, making life hell for everyone.

And then one day like the Cherokee Trail of Tears, a vast bands of hundreds of Travellers and Gypsies were herded up, and a mile long line of cars, wagons, and RVs was escorted by state police with armed rifles, out of Old Orchard Beach, across the state of Maine and to the New Hampshire boarder, where they were meet by New Hampshire state police who like wise marched the Travellers across New Hampshire to the Vermont boarder, where they were meet by Vermont State Police, and so on, through every state across the country until they reached Utah, where, because they were Mormons, they were welcomed with open arms.



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Sadly while Utah's crime band gang who called themselves "The Royal Highland Clan" showed a Men-of-God face to the world: one of them is a professional hitman, 2 years ago one of them went to prison for selling child sex slaves, one was gunned down by police while attempted to bomb an airport in Nevada, there have been 5 of them shoot their wives and children before shooting themselves, and a large chunk of them broke off the clan in the 1970s to follow after a man called Applewhite to became members of a group called Heaven's Gate, which ended in a mass murder suicide. Ever since the march of these Traveller Gypsies from Maine to Utah, the "The Royal Highland Clan" have lived in an ever descending downward spiral, with most of them now dead via either police shoot-outs, or murder-suicide.

This outlandish band of criminals, who sometimes referred to themselves as Gypsies and other times referred to themselves as Travellers, sometimes said scottish (Scottish Gypsies and Scottish Travellers) and other times said English (English Gypsies and English Travellers), did a lot to damage the good reputations of settled Roms, Travellers, and Gypsies of Southern Maine (there are several thousand of then just in York county. They also did a lot to damage the reputation of the town of Old Orchard Beach. Before their arrival, Old chard was seen as a family vacation spot, but from the 1960s into the 1970s, it was known as a "honky tonk town" as a direct result of this wild band of criminals.

It is unknown if this band was actually Travellers, Roms, Gypsies, or just white folks pretending to be Gypsies. It is also unknown if they were English, Scottish, Irish, Romany, or other. They changed their story depending on who they were talking to. In the end, because they called themselves so many things, they created an over all fear of everyone Rom, Traveller, or Gypsy. It was a big relief to every one in the town Rom/Travellers/Gypsies and white folks alike. However, this would not be the last we would see of them. They returned on 3 separate occasions, throughout the 1980s and 1990s and they would raise hell for people again. in 1996, they arrived on our farm, resulting in a year long battle between us and them, as we tried like heck to get them off of our land. This was our first actual face to face confrontation with them or any group like them, and it opened our eyes to just WHY it is, that white folks live in mortal fear of "gypsies."

When "The Royal Highland Clan" landed in our yard, we had been gone for the day. We had left early in the morning and arrived after dark. Upon arriving home, we were stunned to see rows and rows and rows and rows of pup-tents, dome tents, army tents, trailers, campers, cars, trucks, and motorhomes set up in our tiny 50' by 100' field. You'd have thought a set up like that would have taken days to set up, but they had done it in under 8 hours. They arrived in late Spring of 1996 and it wasn't until late fall of 1997 that we were finally able to drive them out with the help of local police and fire department.

While they were there, they broke locks off our house and came in and out as they pleased, tracking mud and filth everywhere. They never cleaned up after themselves and left candy wrappers, burger wrappers, cans and bottles all over the yard. Behind one tent they started hoarding up bicycles which we assumed were stolen.

Like the sluts you see on Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, their females pranced around half naked shaking their boobs and ass at any male they saw. Girls as young as 8 years old, dressed like prostitutes and "shook their booty" - or as much booty as 8 year old girls have to shake. sisters and daughters tramped around like whores in front of brothers and fathers. I was shocked and appalled by these hoodlum thugs and their immoral ways.

I was even more stunned, that they were Mormons. At a church Halloween party, they invaded the church and started a riot. The girs were all wearing less then underwear. I don't know what you call what they were wearing - there was more fabric on string bikinis, then there was in these girls' costumes. When asked what they were dressed as they replied with "We're hookers, can't you tell?" While they claimed their girls were virgins and waiting for marriage, they also had two 14 year olds and one 16 year old who were unwed and pregnant, the 16 year old already having a baby besides. I don't know what their definition of virginity was, but you can't be a pregnant virgin, it doesn't work that way.



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It was very obvious to me, that these people knew enough about Gypsies to fake enough of the traditions to scam folks into believing they were Gypsies. The Scottish Gypsy lifestyle, is only slightly more modern then the Amish. REAL Gypsies are like Amish with cars and electricity. The fact that anyone would believes this band of thieving, slutty, thugs was anything close to being a Gypsy was unbelievable to me, but it occurs to me, that few people know a real Gypsy, so they don't know when they are being conned by con artists pretending to be Gypsies.

The saddest part of this is, that so many groups of con artist families have gone around falsely claiming to be Gypsies for so long now (the trend seemed to have started in the 1950s/1960s) that they have utterly destroyed the common "knowledge" impression of the word Gypsy! There was a time when people heard Gypsy and thought of craftsmen, and now people hear the word Gypsy and think con-artist. And it's all because of these fake "gypsies" pretending to be a race of people they have no DNA link to at all!

These people were like parasitic leeches and their numbers seem to jusy keep growing and growing and I wish people wold stop calling them Gypsies because they are not us and we don't want anything to do with trashy people like that..

While the Drakes had a long history of being ocean faring clansmen, several generations of whom (men, women, and children) lived on ships in the Atlantic ocean, the Atwater branch came from a vastly different culture. Drake's daughter Mary, married into the settled Atwater clan of Nova Scotia. The Atwaters were farmers, tending to vast apple orchard up and down the coasts, including the orchard which would later become the town known as "Old Orchard Beach, Maine". While the Atwater's were also a clan of the Scottish Gypsies, they did not travel much at all, They were settled Gypsies. and while most Gypsies had ONLY a strong oral tradition, the Atwaters, also had a strong paper trail to back up their oral history.



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The oral tradition of the Atwaters, also tells of our people being driven out of the Highlands by white invaders, an event which they date to the 1400s. I would retell the origin story of the Atwaters and how they came from Scotland to Nova Scotia to Maine, except, well, it seems to be mostly fantastical delusions of a madman. There is a long story of a castle and warriors and battles and invasion, and lots of glorification, which sadly, can not be substantiated, has TOO MUCH detail to in fact be true (there is almost NO actual documented history of how the Scottish Gypsies came to be run out of Scotland) and as it was told to us by David, much of it is in question. I do not retell the parts of this oral history, which he himself told to me, because, I don't believe them.

For example, one part of the story, involves an angel, coming down and killing his mother and sisters, and we know that didn't happen. Another event involved "demons with green blood and no feet" eating his wife Eva, who was very much alive at the time he told the story. In one version of the story, aliens transported him back in time and he witnessed first hand the removal of the Scots from Scotland thus how he knew it in so much detail. My opinion of David Henry Atwater and his many often contradictory versions of our family history, is that he was insane and should have been in a mental health institute. There was simply a lot of wild fantasy in his versions of the Atwater family history and unfortunately, his mother and sisters died before I was born so I could not get alternate versions of the story. 

I have tried researching the pieces of his story which were not pure fantasy, to try to find any actual documents involving that branch of the clan's history, and what I found out was this:

All I can say for sure and certain about the Atwater clan, is, they came from Scotland at some point around 1400 to 1440 and they went to Kent, England, where they did in fact build a castle that still stands there to this day (but is no longer in the family, as it was in fact taken by white men: a picture of it can be seen here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Atwater#mediaviewer/File:Atwaterhouseengland.jpg ). Some parts of the family went to America in the 1600s and others to Nova Scotia in the 1700s. Both lines have a tradition of naming every first born son "David" as well as to name 2nd, 3rd, and 4th sons "daivd" just in case the first ones died. This naming of nearly every son David is a tradition they still practice and there are currently today, more then 80 "David Atwaters" alive, right now in the Atwater family as a result.



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Interestingly, there is some question regarding the Atwater ancestry. Like his grandfather Captain John H. Drake, my grandfather David Henry Atwater was prone to wild stories that often proved to be not true. David Henry Atwater's claim that his family are related to David Atwater of Kent, is flimsy at best. In exactly the same way that Captain John H. Drake suddenly appears in the Drake family tree with no connection to the rest of the family, so too does the SCOTTISH Henry Morriss Atwater, who married Drake's daughter, suddenly appear out of nowhere to land in the ENGLISH Atwater family tree with no record of being the son of anyone in the Atwater family.

The Scottish "Atwaters" of Kent are a strange bunch, for they are in fact very clearly Scottish, and seem to bear no resemblance at all the the English Atwaters who built that castle in Kent. There is not a hint of English in them at all. And while the ACTUAL English Atwaters (not my family near as I can tell) have a centuries long documented history of living in Kent, England, the Scottish "Atwaters" (my uncles) have a centuries long oral history of their numerous battles in Scotland.

The oral history of the Atwaters, is difficult to sift through as it is full of time travelling adventures, flying on the backs of angels, trips to hell to visit feet footless demons, trips to heaven to steal the keys of the kingdom from God, and other such tales. David Henry Atwater was *couch*interesting*couch* to say the least. He frequently "left his body" to take a walk in the woods while sitting at home not leaving his chair. He also frequently "travelled back in time" to watch his family his "in person". He frequently "travelled into the future" were he went to hell to watch his wife, mother, and sister be eaten by demons.



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Like I said, the oral history of the Atwaters, is difficult to sift through. It's hard to find the truth behind the insanity. I remember sitting and listening to Grandpa telling these wild stories of his trips, into the past, future, heaven, and hell and thinking he was nuts. I also remember that whenever I pointed out that he was lying, the aunts, uncles, and cousins would flip out and say I was possessed with "an evil spirit" for not believing every word he said as 100% truth. I called them ignorant and they called me an educated damn fool. See, unlike them, I went to school, I studied history, and I knew grandpa was lying on more levels then could be imagined. But they in their ignorant, uneducated bliss, hung on his every word and many of them to this day, believe his stories as 100% truth.

In sifting through the madness trying to find the truth, it appears that the most accurate history of the "Atwaters" is this: They originated from the Highlands of Scotland. Where a "royal family" of some sort, most likely the ruling clan over a few other smaller clans. They were warriors, constantly waging battle on their neighbours. They were wild and violent, and very tribal. They had dark skin, dark hair, green eyes, and wild tempers. They were not named "Atwater" while living in Scotland.

At some point prior to 1300 there was a big battle and the king was kicked out of his castle and the clan was chased out of the Highlands by other clans. From that point on they became wanderers. Unlike the "Tinkers" who were craftsman, the "Atwaters" were a band of nomadic warriors who went from village to village looking to raze and plunder. They seemed to have no skills or trades other then killing, raping, and stealing. They were hated by everyone and chased out of every village they tried to settle in, due to their inconsiderate and violent nature.

Over time they became less violent and more lazy. They made thieving an artform and started running a harvesting scam. Workers would hire them to harvest crops. At the end of harvest season after getting paid, they loaded their wagons with the harvest, and took it with them. They were "harvest pirates", got paid to do the work, did the work, but then stole the crops after getting paid.

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How We Gypsies
See The Americans

Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen
A Behind The Scenes Look Into The Everyday Life of
The Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine

by
EelKat Wendy C. Allen

Was One of The 27 Books Banned By The United States Government On January 4, 2016

It was forced to be unpublished
and removed from books stores
by a court order issued by
The Town Hall of The Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine,
A United States of America Government Orginization

The First Amendment to the United States Constitution prohibits the making of any law respecting an establishment of religion,

impeding the free exercise of religion,

abridging the freedom of speech,

infringing on the freedom of the press,

interfering with the right to peaceably assemble

or prohibiting the petitioning for a governmental redress of grievances.

It was adopted on December 15, 1791, as one of the ten amendments that constitute the Bill of Rights.


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How We Gypsies 
See The Americans

Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen
A Behind The Scenes Look Into
The Everyday Life of 
The Scottish Gypsies of
Old Orchard Beach, Maine

by 
EelKat Wendy C. Allen

Banned from publication on Amazon, by a First Amendment violating, court order on January 4, 2016, by the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall, a branch of the United States government, How We Gypsies See The Americans, is now available to read online for free.



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Banned by the United States Government, January 4, 2016 for being "Too Gay For The Family Friendly Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine."

State of Maine, Biddeford District Court:

Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574

Keeping in mind that the judge never read the book and I was never allowed to testify, as MOST of the court case was done via an "exparte order" without my knowledge to court case against me even existed until nearly a year after it started. The whole judgement being based off a murder I had no connection to, with residents of Old Orchard Beach, using as their "evidence" the phrase: "Remember Saco Shaw's all transsexuals are alike" and citing that transgender people are running around Maine killing people because there is a transvestite Necromancer in this book, their claim being that had the Quaraun series not been published the Saco Shaw's Murder would not have happened.

In the court documents, the Town of Old Orchard Beach claims that the Quaraun series is "autobiographical" because it is set in my hometown, and that because the main character, a 400 year old Elf named Quaraun, is a partly-castrated serial killing transvestite eunuch necromancer who suffers from schizophrenia, that I the straight, female author am QUOTE "a dangerous mentally unstable gay transsexual eunuch terrorist, who will kill us all" UNQUOTE.

Throughout the court papers they referenced quotes said by Quaraun (a fictional non-Human character in a fantasy novel) in this book claiming that they were quotes taken off my "About Me Page" of my website. (Thus why my About Me Page now includes my response to the court documents' allegations that I am gay, transsexual, or eunuch). Also interesting is the fact my primary accuser in these court documents (the man who drove a backhoe over my house in 2013) is also the same person who hacked my KBoards account & my website, placing his name all over both, while impersonating me online and pretending to be me throughout August to December 2015 (a time period when I was offline due to multiple surgeries & hospitalization after being beaten up by a man driving a 4-door white pick up truck). Also interestingly, is I never knew who owned the backhoe, and his name was unknown to me prior to receiving the sheriff's notice of my books being banned on January 4, 2016. Also interesting to note is in addition to owning the backhoe that drove over my house, he also owns a 4-door white pick-up truck.

Also interesting to note is that when I went to the Town Hall to ask the Town Manager & Town Counsel why they were filing these absolutely, ludicrously, ridiculous, transphobic, civil rights violating court papers to begin with, none of them were aware of the existence of the court case, and the man with the 4-door white pick up truck is now suspected (by the FBI who is investigating this "highly suspicious court case") of having filed the court case in the Town Hall's name using official USA government letterhead stolen from the Town Hall's Code Enforcement office. From 2014 to mid 2016 the court papers read "Town of Old Orchard Beach vs Wendy Christine Allen" The FBI started investigating the Town Hall June 2016. From June 2016 to October 2016 the court documents read {name removed & name removed} (name of backhoe owner & 4-5-8's sister) vs Wendy Christine Allen. Several forged documents have since been uncovered in this court case, that is now known to have been done by a local resident who not only impersonated me online, but also impersonated the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall in court.

While the man named in the documents CLAIMED to work for the town hall, calling himself "the board of zoning appeals", this has since been proven to be yet another impersonation on his part, and the only two ACTUAL government employees to ever appear in court were Old Orchard Beach CEO Dan Feeney and Old Orchard Beach Police Officer Will Watson, both of whom said they were there "on behalf of Town Manager Larry Mead as his representative". Larry Mead when questioned, denied having any knowledge of the court case at all and was shocked to discover that he himself was named in the docket as the person who filed the paperwork. Seven other Town Hall Government officials were also named as having collectively filed the paperwork with him, including my cousin; all of whom when questioned, had no knowledge there was a court case going on in their names, with them named as Plaintiffs. In court police officer Will Watson broke down on the testimony stand, claiming to be blackmailed into being there, stating that his "beloved mother-in-law" was in frail health and "they are threatening to kill her if I don't comply". If he is in fact being blackmailed and if so by who, as yet remains unknown.

And in spite of the hysterical rumours this man has been screaming all over town, there is no more evidence that the transsexual serial killer Connor MacCalister ever read my books or even knew of their existence, then there is that I am a 400 year old gay Elf wizard.

Also interesting to note is the first court papers were filed October 2014, 3 weeks after the mass market release of The Night of The Screaming Unicorn, and 1 week after the public unveiling on my latest art car The Transgender Awareness Tour Bus, and nearly a year BEFORE the Saco Shaw's murder which happened August 2015. Connor MacCalister's name was not added to the court papers until September 12, 2015, a full year AFTER the first court papers were filed.

The vandalism of my tour bus (it being filled with feces 3 feet deep) happened April 10, 2015, and the beheading of my cats happened May 2015, both happening BEFORE the August 2015 murder, in spite of the residents of Old Orchard Beach, claiming they did those things BECAUSE of the Saco Shaw's murder.

In the end 27 of my books were 

banned and unpublished 

BY A 1st Amendment violating COURT ORDER 

that was issued by

THE OLD ORCHARD BEACH TOWN HALL,

United States Government Organization

making the Quaraun Series the FIRST and ONLY books in American history to ever be

BOOKS BANNED

BY THE

UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT


Do you know who filled my motorhome with feces April 2015?

Do you know who cut my cats' heads off?

Do you know who it is Police Officer Will Watson claims is blackmailing him?

Do you know who stole the $3million in tax money from the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall bank accounts during all of this?

Do you know who built the bomb that blew up my house October 18, 2006?

Do you know who drove a backhoe over my next house on August 8, 2013?

Do you know who the driver of the 4-door white pick up tuck is, the one who beat me up, on November 14, 2013 at Southern Maine Community College, paralyzing me for 5 months, leaving me crippled for the rest of my life?

Do you know who is holding my 10 cats hostage, cutting off their heads, and returning them back one head at a time?

Do you know the identity of the hacker who hacked my Kboards & Twitter accounts, from a public access computer at the McAuthor Public Library in Biddeford, Maine, throughout 2015, also hacking my website and impersinating me while posting the name of the man in this court case all over the internet to make it look like I did it, even though I was offline and in the hospital dying at the time it happened?

Do you know who in the town hall is providing official government letterhead from the Code Enforcement Office, for this and other (yes, several others) fraudulent court cases filed by the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall against the LGBTQ citizens of our town?

If you know the answers to these questions or have any additional information about this case please contact the FBI agent in charge of the investigation:

Agent Andy Drewer

of the Portland FBI

@ 207-774-9322 












Seeing How "The Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach" Court Order Requires Me To Put This Notice In The Front Of The Novels,
I Assume It Also Requires I Put It In Front of Novel Excerpts Posted Online As Well, so, Here It Is... 

Enjoy The Stupidity That Is The
Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine,
Where I Am Deemed,
In Their Words:

"Too Gay For The Family Friendly Town of Old Orchard Beach"
Because I'm The Author of The Quaraun Series.

INTRODUCTION TO THE SERIES

The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane

(Added March 29, 2016)

by

EelKat Wendy Christine Allen

~o0o~

UPDATE: The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall has handed me a court order requiring I place a warning in my books, warning you that they have their heads stuck up their asses, I mean, warning you that this book was written by a non-white transgender author and contains non-white, LGBTQ characters, which the straight, white citizens of Old Orchard Beach find offensive because they never before took their heads out of their asses long enough to notice that there exist in this world non-white people and gay transgender men. The HORROR I have forced them to discover, when they took their heads out of their asses long enough to discover a non-white, transgender author has lived in their town since 1975!

As of January 4, 2016 ALL gay, transgender, and non-white authors, living in the white power, gay-hating town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine are now required to add a warning to the front of their books, warning readers that this book is a vile, evil, perversion of their senses because it contains non-white, minority, transgender, and or gay characters who by their very existence according to the white power, gay hating residents of the 99.9% white town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine do not deserve to live and should not be included as characters in books.

Because I am a vile, evil, non-white, transgender author who lives in Old Orchard Beach, Maine, I am now required by court order to place warning in my books, to warn readers that this book was written by a vile, evil, non-white, transgender author and there for may contain references to my vile, evil, non-white, transgender lifestyle, including to, shock, and horror, ACTUALLY CONTAIN

....

Non-white characters

oh, my, my, my, how evil of me to consider writing a book with a person of colour in it. And even worse, is the fact that...wait for it...

I've gone so far as to allow gay transvestite characters to be in my books.

How shockingly evil of me to offend the citizens of Old Orchard Beach, by including gay and transgender characters in my book. I have forced them to have to discover the horror that there exists non-white people in our town, and worse, have made them suffer the horrors of learning that LGBTQ citizens have the right to live. How evil of me. To punish me for the publication of the book you are now reading, they filled my home with sewage 3 feet deep and cut the heads off of my cats, drove a backhoe over my house, then beat me up and left me paralyzed for 5 months, during which time they hacked my online accounts of Kboards, NaNoWriMo, Twitter and other places and impersonated me, posting lots of shitty crap to try to discredit me and destroy my reputation. If you are one of my long time readers and followers, you no dought saw what transpired on KBoards and NaNoWriMo (I did not see it and still do not know what happened, seeing how I was in the hospital dying, while the hacker was taking over my accounts online.)

18 months later I am out of the wheelchair, relearning to walk and still refusing to unpublish my evil books containing non-white gay men and so now they have gotten a court order demanding the warning you are now reading, be placed in this book, because the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall (the plaintiff named on the court order – YES – an actual United States Government Organization has issued this civil rights violating court order, in blatant disregard to federal laws) believes that non-whites and gays and transgender citizens are so evil that they QUOTE “ought to be shot in the head” UNQUOTE.

The book you are now holding contains non-white characters, of the same vile, evil non-white race as the non-white author who wrote this book and because I am not white and have chosen to include non-white characters in this book, I am now required by court order to warn my non-white readers that this book was written by evil, vile non-white me and contains evil, vile non-white characters that will offend your holier then though piece of shit white asses. There, I am now in compliance with the white power, gay hating town of Old Orchard Beach's, civil rights violating court order. White trash has now been warned that non-white trash exists in this book.

The book you are now holding contains LGBTQ characters, of the same vile, evil LGBTQ existence as the LGBTQ who wrote this book and because I am LGBTQ and have chosen to include LGBTQ characters in this book, I am now required by court order to warn my LGBTQ readers that this book was written by evil, vile LGBTQ me and contains evil, vile LGBTQ characters that will offend your holier then though piece of shit straight asses. There, I am now in compliance with the white power, gay hating town of Old Orchard Beach's, civil rights violating court order. Straight trash has now been warned that non-straight trash exists in this book.

If you have any questions regarding this court order which violates the civil rights of people of colour, minority races, and LGBTQ citizens, please head to the State of Maine, Biddeford District Court and ask for copies of

Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574 and CV-15-58/CV-15-59

the Alfred Superior Court Docket #CV-15-299

and the Portland Superior Law Court Docket #YOR-15-253

Additionally, you can find more information by going to the Old Orchard Beach Police Department and requesting copies of ALL police reports made in regards to 144, 146, and 146a Portland Avenue, from 2001 to 2016 (approximately 300 reports).

Note, that the court order includes 4 interesting facts:

1: It states that transgender people in Old Orchard Beach are not allowed to own cats; the Town Manager confiscated my cats on this basis (the judge granted this). 140 families in Old Orchard Beach had a grand total of more then 500 cats taken from them via this court order.  Many of those cats are being returned to their owners, one head nailed to their door at a time.

2: It states that transgender vehicles are not allowed in the town of Old Orchard Beach and specifically that The Transgender Awareness Tour Bus be removed from the "perimeters of the family friendly town of Old Orchard Beach" (the judge denied this)

3: It states that transgender authors, not be allowed to publish books featuring transgender characters, and contains a list of books, deemed "Too gay for Old Orchard Beach" that the Town Hall requested be removed from publication. The judge ordered the removal and unpublication of 27 of my books, and that the rest have this warning placed in them.

4: That LGBTQ, non-white, non-Christians, and Muslims, not be allowed to set foot in Old Orchard Beach (with one motel owner in particular claiming his right to confiscate the homes, property, and business of some 140 families in Old Orchard Beach, by right of his desire to put condominiums on each of their properties. Interestingly, this is the same man who drove a backhoe over my house in 2013.) Part of this was passed, with the judge ordering LGBTQ families not allowed to set foot in their own homes (not rentals or apartments - houses they owned outright and owed no taxes or mortgages on, with 140 families be forced out of their homes on January 4, 2016. He dropped the request to confiscate homes of LGBTQ citizens when FBI Agent Andy Drewer Arrived to investigate him and the 5 businesses he owns, for his connection to the bomb that blew up my house in 2006.) Three court houses later a different judge overruled the first judge's civil rights violating order, with LGBTQ citizens being allowed to go home October 18, 2016, after 10 months of living in their cars.

Want to know the names, phone numbers, business locations, and home addresses of all the cat murdering, transphobic, gay-hating, white powered people who are trying to ban all LGBTQ and non-white citizens from Old Orchard Beach? Then go to those 3 court houses and request to get copies of all 700 pages of The Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach Court Case of Old Orchard Beach vs Wendy Christine Allen. 

All names and contact information of all the white power, gay hating  town hall officials, police officers, public works workers, motels, businesses, motel owners, business owners, and the KKK's own lawyers, behind this introduction now required to being added to books containing gay or non-white characters can be found in those court orders and police reports, here after collectively known as “The Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach Court Case” or #TooGayForOOB for short.

In those court dockets you will find more then 700 pages of utterly fascinating civil rights violating, animal abusing, hate crime glorifying, anti-gay, white power, transphobic lunacy. I highly recommend you get copies of those court dockets and see for yourself, the REALITY of how utterly insane the gay hating, white power mentality of Old Orchard Beach, really is. 

Or if you want to meet me at Staples, and are willing to pay however much it costs to have 700 pages of copies made, you can get copies made of my copy of the court order.

Happy reading.

Welcome to Maine, where love wins, everywhere, except in the white power, gay-hating town of Old Orchard Beach. TIP: If you are looking for a great fun summer family vacation spot this summer: avoid the transphobic, animal abusing, gay hating, white power town of Old Orchard Beach. This town is only family friendly, IF your family qualifies as a “real family” which to them means: you are white, Christian, and have no connections to LGBTQ people whatsoever. Save your hard earned money and DO NOT come to Old Orchard Beach this summer. Don't bother wasting your hard earned money on the transphobic, animal abusing, gay hating, white power trash that thinks it's okay to discriminate against people based on race, gender, religion, or colour.

There. Now I am in compliance with the court order and you, my dear reader have been warned that this book was written by evil, vile, perverted non-white, non-straight little old me and contains non-white, gay, transvestite characters. Can I ask: Have you EVER seen a book ANYWHERE that the author's town required the author to place a warning in the book, for ANY reason? Can anyone say RIDICULOUS? Yes, the town of Old Orchard Beach is being utterly ridiculous. I think they forgot that Old Orchard Beach is a town in America and not it's own country.

So, if you are a transphobic, gay-hating, white power person who is offended by the existence of transvestites, gays, non-Christians, people of colour, and other things that tick off white power mentalities, then you probably want to avoid these books.

For everybody else who isn't a white power, transphobic, gay-hating jerk with their head stuck up their own white, Christian ass: I hope you enjoy reading these books as much as I have enjoyed writing them. And for those of you who don't enjoy this sort of book, well, enjoy those knee-jerks, I'm told you guys should be expecting quite a few of them.

~EK

End of introduction.

And yet...


The First Amendment to the United States Constitution prohibits the making of any law respecting an establishment of religion, impeding the free exercise of religion, abridging the freedom of speech, infringing on the freedom of the press, interfering with the right to peaceably assemble or prohibiting the petitioning for a governmental redress of grievances. It was adopted on December 15, 1791, as one of the ten amendments that constitute the Bill of Rights.


The Town of Old Orchard Beach is a United States Government organization. By banning books and forcing their unpublication, they have gone against The First Amendment to the United States Constitution. 


No law can give or take away the choice to commit suicide.

- Maggie Gallagher


The homosexual community has more acceptance in America than it ever has, and the suicide rate is as high as it's always been.

- Randall Terry




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UPDATE: June 5, 2017
US Department of Justice, Civil Rights Division,
Joins FBI In Investigation of
Old Orchard Beach Town Hall and Police Department 
For Hate Crimes & Discrimination Done To
140+ Gypsies, Blacks, & LGBTQA+ Residents



Have Information?
Please Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer @ (207) 774-9322  

More info on what happened can be found HERE.