How We Gypsies See The Americans An Inside Look Into The Every Day Lives Of The Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach Maine Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen by EelKat Wendy C Allen

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By EelKat Wendy C Allen

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Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen
A Behind The Scenes Look Into The Everyday Life of 
The Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine

by 
EelKat Wendy C. Allen

Was One of The 27 Books
Banned By The United States Government
On January 4, 2016

It was forced to be unpublished
and removed from books stores
by a court order issued by
The Town Hall of The Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine,
A United States of America Government Orginization

Banned from publication on Amazon, by the United States Government, How We Gypsies See The Americans, is now available to read online for free.


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I suppose technically that made him a pirate, since he made a living out of raiding cargo ships carrying food, though his grandchildren (who would later become known as "The Utah-(name removed)-Clan Branch" of the clan) never regarded him as such and saw what he did as his "job" as provider and head of the clan. One of Drake's daughters married into the Atwater clan, also of Nova Scotia. She had 3 children, one of whom was my Canadian Scottish Gypsy grandfather David Henry Atwater.

That Drake was a pirate, living on a boat with blue sails, and terrorizing local cargo ships is not in question. There is documented evidence that he did in fact do this. What is in question however, is his name and where he came from before moving to Canada. While he told one hell of an oral history of where he originated from, and in the 1700s and 1800s and even up to the 1900s family members believed his story without question - it didn't take much fact checking for me to punch a bunch of holes in his story and discover there are some huge glaring inaccuracies about his claims of where he came from and the family he was born into. It is fairly obvesous that he idolized Admiral Sir Francis Drake and wanted to be as much like him as possible, and so changed his last name to Drake for this reason. What John Drake's real last name was has died with him.



Hamsa
Eye of The Grigoi
Eye of the Watchers
Eye of God
Hand of God
Eye of Protection
Evil Eye
Gypsy Curse


Since Captain John H. Drake, the oral tradition of the Drakes, always involved the ocean and ships. They follow in his footsteps. It is known that they travelled more extensively then other branches of our family, going to wherever the ocean took them. They boasted of having sailed in every ocean and touching the land of every continent between the 1500s and 1800s. While they had brief settlements in various locations, the lives were lived almost entirely on their ships, with most members of the family rarely setting foot on dry land. Their base camp settlement was in Nova Scotia which is where they docked their ships when not travelling. As with most things with the Drakes, however, there are no documents to prove or disprove any of their travels. The only travels we can verify, is that Captain John H. Drake showed up in Nova Scotia with a ship that had blue sails.

From the Drake line, comes the title "The Sea Witch" which I now hold. The Drake line with their roots firmly planted in the sea, passed down a history of magic arts and folk lore that revolved around salt water, knot tieing, vampire-like mermaids, fierce sirens, gentle silkies, shy roans, shell divination, and working magic with beach sand, sea glass, driftwood, and seaweed. The Holy women of this line were known as Sea witches, and they were much feared by other sailors. Up and down the Maine and Nova Scotia coastline, there exist stories of the fierce Scottish Gypsy pirate ship with it's blue sails and a Captain who travelled with a powerful sea witch at his side. By tradition, no man let a woman on board his ship, and that alone brought fear to other ships captains. But the fact that the woman was a Scottish Gypsy Witch, made Drake's blue sailed ship all the more terrifying for the locals who dreaded nothing more then to see Drake's blueberry sails on the horizon.

More is known about captain John H. Drake, then many others in our family, because he was fairly recent, and was still remembered by the oldest living members of the clan in the 1960s. No one in the family knows what became of the ship itself, but his sea chest, his maps, his sailing instruments, and his wooden leg are all heirlooms which are still in the family. Unfortunately, not much is known of the Drake line, before Captain John himself. According to him, his father was also a Sea Captain, as was his father and father before him, but the people he claimed were his parents, had no record of a son named John and were not a "sea captain" family.



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The ship was destroyed at some point in the mid-late 1800s. There are many stories with no evidence to support any of them, but near as anyone can tell the most accurate story is that it sank during a winter storm somewhere South of the Bay of Fundy. As is common with Gypsy painted wagons, the ship originally had gold leafed animals carved into it's sides. People who had reported seeing it, said it was carved, painted, bright coloured, and high decorated, very elaborate, and very distictly belonged to a band of Gypsies. The sails were normal coloured original, and Captain John had dyed them blue by accident. He had raided a blueberry ship, and not having a way to easily move the blueberries, his men carried them from one ship to the other in the sails. This resulted in the accidental dyeing of the sails, which, he afterwards continued to re-dye using blueberries, and the blue sails of his ship became a trademark for him.

While people referred to Drake's boat as a "ship" and it was reported the family crossed the Atlantic, there is no actual documented evidence that this particular "ship" ever left the Nova Scotia/Maine coast on the North Atlantic. Also the witnesses who saw it and described it, the indication is, that it was not an actual ocean crossing type vessel, but rather a much smaller yacht-like schooner-type house boat only 30 to 40 feet in length, and rigged with sails fit for a much larger ship. It's giant over sized blue sails made people think the "ship" was much larger then it actually was. This would in fact explain why his ship was able to so easily overtake merchant ships and food cargo ships and why he was able to raid said ships uncaught for so many years, as the smaller "ship" with larger sails would have moved at far greater speeds.

It has long been a dream of the clan to build a replica of Drake's fabulous carved and painted, blue sailed Gypsy house boat. The problem with doing so, is that other then oral descriptions by witnesses and passed down in the family, no one knows exactly what kind of a boat it actually was. Also one in the family knows the name of the ship, or if it even had one. It is likely that it had a name as our family in all it's lines, have a long tradition of naming our wagons, cars, motorhomes, etc. The family has always referred to it simply as "Drake's blue sailed ship", however some have said it may have been called by Drake himself "The Blue Monkey" due to it's blue sails and the carving of a monkey on the front of it.

An interesting tid-bit is the question of the sails themselves. For not only was the colour described as a strange purplish-blue, but the size and shape of the sails were said to be outlandish as well. Everyone identified the ship immediately, by it's sails, which stood out. No witnesses ever put much description into the boat itself because they were so taken back by the "strange blue sails that looked like dragon wings". The sails were so unusual, that witnesses were terrified of the ship, sometimes describing it as a demon, sea monster, or dragon.







Another description, said that the shape of sails alone marked the ship as a "Gypsy ship", even had they not been blue. Witness descriptions vary widely, but most said the sails resembled 'dragons" or "a great sea monster rising up out of the sea".

In the 1700s and 1800s when the ship was actively being used, everyone on the New England coast knew what ship sails looked like. There is not that much difference between sail of one rig to sails on another. And there is no reason for so many reports of a "dragon ship" or a "ship rigged with dragon wings", unless the ship itself was not of New England or European origin.

There are several questions to ask here:

1) What sort of rigging, would in the 1700s have both looked like dragon wings, and been so unusual that few sailors would know it was a boat aand not a sea monster? Are not most sails more or less square and bear no resemblance to wings at all?

2) What sort of rigging would be described as "Gypsy sails"?

3) What kind of rigging was so easily taken down and put back up again, that the men could pull the sails off the ship, use them to carry stolen good from one boat to the other, then re-rig the boat and sail away without getting caught? It takes a lot of time to take traditional sails down and put them back up. Hours an hours and a huge crew. Yet Drake's crew seemed to consist only of a handful of men and they were said to be about to take the sails up or down in minutes.

4) Sailors rarely dyed the sails on their ships. In fact, there are only a few ships that have ever had dyed sails.

In asking these questions, there is only one type of boat which can fit:

It is suspected that the sails were most likely Chinese Junk Rigged. Junk rigging can big lifted and lowerd by a single person, and a crew of only 3, could have them up or down in only a few minutes.



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When flying full furl, Junk Rigged sails, do in fact look like dragon wings, especially on ships rigged with two sets of sails.

Junk Rigged sails are nearly always dyed. Usually they are red or orange, but yellow, purple, blue, and black are also used.

Asian boats closely resemble a Romany Vardo, carved with lots of animals, and painted in bright colours, and could easily be described as "a Gypsy ship" due to it's resembling a Gypsy painted wagon.

Another important fact is that a Chinese Junk, is not a ship at all, but rather a small yacht-like house boat, usually 20 to 40 feet long, which matches the description of Drake's "ship".

Plus there is the fact of monkeys being carved on the ship. The ship itself most likely originated in Asia, given the elaborate carvings of animals, including monkeys, an animal that would not have been carved onto a ship built in New England.

Based on witness descriptions of the boat, we assume it most likely looked like this boat here:

http://www.boatparadise.com/photos/10/06/150199-1-l.jpg

In the 1700s and 1800s, a small fast moving, elaborately carved, strangely painted, Chinese Junk Rigged houseboat/ship would certainly have been seen as strange, demonic, dragon-like, and resembling a sea monster, all of which matches the witness descriptions of Drake's infamous blue sailed ship that terrorized food carrying cargo ships of Nova Scotia and Maine throughout the 1700s to 1800s.

Interestingly, if Drake's Gypsy family had in fact lived in China at some (and he did in fact claim to have lived in every continent) this would also explain two of the more "unusual" tradition that have been passed down in my family: that the Sea Witch always wears silk kimono from Japan. Some of my kimono are over 200 years old - I have 30 of them. Some I bought, but the originals, were in fact passed down to me, via Eva Viola Atwater, the wife of Drake's daughter's (Margaret Jane Drake, who married Henry Morris Atwater) son, David Henry Atwater. The very distinctive Asian outfits of the Scottish Gypsy clan's Holy Woman (The sea Witch) the woman who in Drake's time would have stood on deck of his strange looking ship, stand out glaringly, against the more traditional plaids and furs worn by the rest of the clansmen.

The other strange fact being that there are several magic arts practices in our tradition, that can not be accounted for. They are neigther Scottish nor Native American, and in researching their history to find their origin, I traced them back to China and Japan and the Sepik and Jale region highland tribes of Papua New Guinea.

This once again, indicates that the Drake line, did in fact live in Asia for at least some period of time. Long enough at least, to pick up some local magic arts, add very distinctive embroidered silk ceremonial robes, and move on board a ship that struck fear in the hearts of New Englanders because of it's strange carvings and unusual sails.

But as I said, there are problems with who Drake said he was. Three big problems in fact. Captain John H. Drake was not white, yet the SCOTTISH couple he claimed where his parents, were white - and Scottish. Yet Drake also said he was a direct descendant of Sir Francis Drake, who was ENGLISH, not Scottish, and also white.



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First let's look at what we know of the Drakes in our clan. The Drake line have some very distinctive physical features: they are darker skinned then most of the clan, a deep brown almost resembling India Indians, with slick, thick, straight black hair, very black eyes, high cheekbones, and very large noses (I don't mean, just big noses, I'm talking Cyrano De Bergerac HUGE - several of the ones alive today have had surgery to correct this issue). They also are all very, very, very tall. Even the women. The shortest of the men from the Drake side of the family is 6'2", most are taller then 6'4", while all of the women are over 5'9". They look more "stereotyped Hollywood-style Native American" then the actual Native Americans of our family. The Drakes are big. They tower over the clansmen who are "actually" Scottish. Keeping in mind that Scottish people are rather short, with most Scottish men around 5'6" tall. The Drakes are a good foot taller then their Scottish cousins.

It is unknown why the Drake's look so very different from other Scottish Gypsies. For example the Rickers are all short. Helen was only 5'1", my dad, the tallest of the Rickers is on't 5'9" the same height as the shortest of the Drake woman. Very few of the Ricker men are over 5'6" and many of the Ricker woman are under 5' tall. The shortest of the Rickers is 4'8". Most of the Rickers have a more golden olive skin tone, somewhat yellow-green tan tinted, dark, but not as dark as the Drakes, and can often pass for white. The Rickers have wavy or curly hair that varies in color from a dark burgandy to black, but always with a deep red glow when the sunlight hits it. Some of the Rickers have green eyes, but most have hazel or brown.

The Atwaters/Drakes CLAIM to be a blood link to Sir Francis Drake, via a brother of his. However, in researching this claim myself, I have never been able to trace that link. I did however, trace them back to FIVE men named Francis Drake, two of them knighted to the title of "Sir" but none of them being THE Sir Francis Drake of the Spanish Armada fame and did not seem to link back to him, at least not from any records I was able to find. When I traced them, I found lots of Scottish Drakes, but Sir Francis Drake, the famous one, was English, not Scottish. While most of my clan claims they are a blood line of Sir Francis Drake, I can not substantiate their claim via any records I have thus far researched.



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An interesting feature of the claim that they are related to Sir Francis Drake is that their story contradicts itself. They get several things wrong, like where Sir Francis Drake was from (he was English, not Scottish), the year he was alive (they say 1400s (he was actually born c. 1540 and died 27 January 1596), they claim to have lived with him in his castle (he didn't have a castle), they claimed his castle was in Romanian (hhmmmm), the "family theme song" is Blue Danube (a waltz composed by Johann Strauss II - family members collect music boxes all playing this song) because "Drake lived on the Danube" (he didn't), they never refer to him as Sir Francis Drake but rather as Drake the Dragon calling him the most feared ever "King of the Gypsies" - Sir Francis Drake was referred to as "The Dragon" but he was not a king nor was he feared, and he was also very white, while they...well...they are not white and there is no way to mistake them as white.

The Drakes are the darkest members of the family and they look and dress a lot like this dude here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_the_Impaler who was in fact a Romanian king, lived in a castle in the 1400s, the castle was on the Danube River, he was the most feared of all kings to ever live, and was also nicknamed "The Dragon". Wladislaus Dragwlya Vlad III, Prince of Wallachia (1431–1476/77) also known as Dracula, Vlad the Impaler, or Vlad Tepes.

There is some speculation that the Drakes were member of the House of Draculeti and are in fact Romanian, not Scottish as they claim. It is believed that at some point, they moved from Romania to Nova Scotia changed their names from the "Gypsy" name Draculeti to the English name Drake (both names mean "dragon") in order to blend in with the locals better. The family continued to tell their tale of being related to "The Dragon", but now reference the English dragon Sir Francis Drake instead of the Romanian dragon Vlad Tepes.



Hamsa
Eye of The Grigoi
Eye of the Watchers
Eye of God
Hand of God
Eye of Protection
Evil Eye
Gypsy Curse


Whenever they tell their origin tale, they get all the times, dates, events, and places wrong for Sir Francis Drake but correct for Vlad Tepes. Then there is the fact of Capt. John H. Drake's ship. While we don't know what exactly the ship looked like, we do have enough details to indicate it was an Asian ship, not a Western European ship. Then one has to look at the way the Drakes dress. They do not dress in any way Western European, but Eastern European with an Asian influence, yes.

The Drakes alive today, remain adiment in their claim to be related to Sir Francis Drake, however Drake had no children and his brother had children, but the last of them died without children in the 1600s. In other words: there are no descendants of Sir Francis Drake, nor his brother. NONE. No one alive on the planet today is related to Sir Francis Drake. I'm sorry, but it's not possible. And DNA testing has proven it.

Now, in regards to Vlad Tepes. It is unlikely they are related to him, however part of their story mentioned, "living in the dragon's castle with the dragon" and that indicates, they were very likely servants of Vlad Tepes, for at least some point. While any mention or suggestion of this infuriates the Drakes who proclaim "we are royal blood of Drake the Dragon" (Sir Francis Drake was not royalty either) and that none of them were ever servants to no one, the fact remains that their claims of relation to Sir Francis Drake to not add up, while replacing Drake the Dragon with Vlad Tepes, suddenly causes their story to come together.

The other problem is trying to actually link Captain John H. Drake to any Drake line. I spent months researching every Drake line I could find, both in Scotland and England. There simply is no John H. Drake born to any of them. In fact, John H. Drake suddenly appears in Nova Scotia marries an Atwater girl, and tells her the story of Sir Francis Drake and they become the terror of the Gulf of Maine and the Bay of Fundy for a period of about 30 years. There simply is no Drake family tree prior to the sudden appearance of Captain John H. Drake. We can not even verify who his parents were, and in finding photographs of actual Drakes from Scotland and England, they are all white - very white, with red or blond hair and pale eyes. Yet my great-grand father was very dark, with black-black hair and black eyes.



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While most of the Atwater family maintains that if he said he was related to Sir Francis Drake, that makes it true because no one questions family, it is my belief that he was not a Drake at all and simply took on the name Drake upon his arrival in Nova Scotia, to pretend to be related to the Drake clan which was living there at the time. (If he was related to the Drakes of Nova Scotia as he claimed, then they did a very good job of erasing all records of his birth.) I believe he was more likely from Romanian and had a connection to the Romanian Draculs not the English or Scottish Drakes.

Could Captain John H Drake have been a Rom? It's possible. The Roms did live in Romania (though they are not themselves Romanians, they are Indian) We don't know and we probably never well. I have yet to find documents which could tell us, who my great-great-grandfather actually was, what his real name was, where he actually came from, how he acquired his infamous blue sailed dragon ship, or what race/ ethnicity/ culture he actually came from.

And so we have no clear or accurate information on the ancestry of the Drake line, and though his ancestry story has be proven a hoax, most of the clan still firmly believes that brown Captain John H. Drake was the Scottish direct descendant of white Englishmen Sir Francis Drake the Dragon whose last known relative died in the 1600s. In order for Captain John H. Drake's ancestry story to be true Sir Francis Drake would had to have had an undocumented illegitimate child with a dark skinned Scottish woman, which I suppose is possible, but there is no record or such an event. No amount of showing the clan proof that no records exist to support their claim of being descendants of Sir Francis Drake will sway them either.

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How We Gypsies
See The Americans

Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen
A Behind The Scenes Look Into The Everyday Life of
The Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine

by
EelKat Wendy C. Allen

Was One of The 27 Books Banned By The United States Government On January 4, 2016

It was forced to be unpublished
and removed from books stores
by a court order issued by
The Town Hall of The Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine,
A United States of America Government Orginization

The First Amendment to the United States Constitution prohibits the making of any law respecting an establishment of religion,

impeding the free exercise of religion,

abridging the freedom of speech,

infringing on the freedom of the press,

interfering with the right to peaceably assemble

or prohibiting the petitioning for a governmental redress of grievances.

It was adopted on December 15, 1791, as one of the ten amendments that constitute the Bill of Rights.


“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse, and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.” 
― Desmond Tutu


Bullies should never force you to  suffer in silence. If someone has hurt you, let others know.


“I wonder if you realize: When you browbeat people who disagree with you into silence - because they don't want to be called hater, bigot, Hitler, whatever - their silence will create for you the illusion that you're winning. But it's just an illusion - an illusion you find so intoxicating that you're completely unprepared when the moment of truth comes . . . and you lose.” 

― Dan Calabrese


“I would rather be a little nobody, then to be a evil somebody.” 

― Abraham Lincoln


“If you're horrible to me, I'm going to write a song about it, and you won't like it. That's how I operate.” 

― Taylor Swift


How We Gypsies 
See The Americans

Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen
A Behind The Scenes Look Into
The Everyday Life of 
The Scottish Gypsies of
Old Orchard Beach, Maine

by 
EelKat Wendy C. Allen

Banned from publication on Amazon, by a First Amendment violating, court order on January 4, 2016, by the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall, a branch of the United States government, How We Gypsies See The Americans, is now available to read online for free.



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Banned by the United States Government, January 4, 2016 for being "Too Gay For The Family Friendly Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine."

State of Maine, Biddeford District Court:

Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574

Keeping in mind that the judge never read the book and I was never allowed to testify, as MOST of the court case was done via an "exparte order" without my knowledge to court case against me even existed until nearly a year after it started. The whole judgement being based off a murder I had no connection to, with residents of Old Orchard Beach, using as their "evidence" the phrase: "Remember Saco Shaw's all transsexuals are alike" and citing that transgender people are running around Maine killing people because there is a transvestite Necromancer in this book, their claim being that had the Quaraun series not been published the Saco Shaw's Murder would not have happened.

In the court documents, the Town of Old Orchard Beach claims that the Quaraun series is "autobiographical" because it is set in my hometown, and that because the main character, a 400 year old Elf named Quaraun, is a partly-castrated serial killing transvestite eunuch necromancer who suffers from schizophrenia, that I the straight, female author am QUOTE "a dangerous mentally unstable gay transsexual eunuch terrorist, who will kill us all" UNQUOTE.

Throughout the court papers they referenced quotes said by Quaraun (a fictional non-Human character in a fantasy novel) in this book claiming that they were quotes taken off my "About Me Page" of my website. (Thus why my About Me Page now includes my response to the court documents' allegations that I am gay, transsexual, or eunuch). Also interesting is the fact my primary accuser in these court documents (the man who drove a backhoe over my house in 2013) is also the same person who hacked my KBoards account & my website, placing his name all over both, while impersonating me online and pretending to be me throughout August to December 2015 (a time period when I was offline due to multiple surgeries & hospitalization after being beaten up by a man driving a 4-door white pick up truck). Also interestingly, is I never knew who owned the backhoe, and his name was unknown to me prior to receiving the sheriff's notice of my books being banned on January 4, 2016. Also interesting to note is in addition to owning the backhoe that drove over my house, he also owns a 4-door white pick-up truck.

Also interesting to note is that when I went to the Town Hall to ask the Town Manager & Town Counsel why they were filing these absolutely, ludicrously, ridiculous, transphobic, civil rights violating court papers to begin with, none of them were aware of the existence of the court case, and the man with the 4-door white pick up truck is now suspected (by the FBI who is investigating this "highly suspicious court case") of having filed the court case in the Town Hall's name using official USA government letterhead stolen from the Town Hall's Code Enforcement office. From 2014 to mid 2016 the court papers read "Town of Old Orchard Beach vs Wendy Christine Allen" The FBI started investigating the Town Hall June 2016. From June 2016 to October 2016 the court documents read {name removed & name removed} (name of backhoe owner & 4-5-8's sister) vs Wendy Christine Allen. Several forged documents have since been uncovered in this court case, that is now known to have been done by a local resident who not only impersonated me online, but also impersonated the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall in court.

While the man named in the documents CLAIMED to work for the town hall, calling himself "the board of zoning appeals", this has since been proven to be yet another impersonation on his part, and the only two ACTUAL government employees to ever appear in court were Old Orchard Beach CEO Dan Feeney and Old Orchard Beach Police Officer Will Watson, both of whom said they were there "on behalf of Town Manager Larry Mead as his representative". Larry Mead when questioned, denied having any knowledge of the court case at all and was shocked to discover that he himself was named in the docket as the person who filed the paperwork. Seven other Town Hall Government officials were also named as having collectively filed the paperwork with him, including my cousin; all of whom when questioned, had no knowledge there was a court case going on in their names, with them named as Plaintiffs. In court police officer Will Watson broke down on the testimony stand, claiming to be blackmailed into being there, stating that his "beloved mother-in-law" was in frail health and "they are threatening to kill her if I don't comply". If he is in fact being blackmailed and if so by who, as yet remains unknown.

And in spite of the hysterical rumours this man has been screaming all over town, there is no more evidence that the transsexual serial killer Connor MacCalister ever read my books or even knew of their existence, then there is that I am a 400 year old gay Elf wizard.

Also interesting to note is the first court papers were filed October 2014, 3 weeks after the mass market release of The Night of The Screaming Unicorn, and 1 week after the public unveiling on my latest art car The Transgender Awareness Tour Bus, and nearly a year BEFORE the Saco Shaw's murder which happened August 2015. Connor MacCalister's name was not added to the court papers until September 12, 2015, a full year AFTER the first court papers were filed.

The vandalism of my tour bus (it being filled with feces 3 feet deep) happened April 10, 2015, and the beheading of my cats happened May 2015, both happening BEFORE the August 2015 murder, in spite of the residents of Old Orchard Beach, claiming they did those things BECAUSE of the Saco Shaw's murder.

In the end 27 of my books were 

banned and unpublished 

BY A 1st Amendment violating COURT ORDER 

that was issued by

THE OLD ORCHARD BEACH TOWN HALL,

United States Government Organization

making the Quaraun Series the FIRST and ONLY books in American history to ever be

BOOKS BANNED

BY THE

UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT


Do you know who filled my motorhome with feces April 2015?

Do you know who cut my cats' heads off?

Do you know who it is Police Officer Will Watson claims is blackmailing him?

Do you know who stole the $3million in tax money from the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall bank accounts during all of this?

Do you know who built the bomb that blew up my house October 18, 2006?

Do you know who drove a backhoe over my next house on August 8, 2013?

Do you know who the driver of the 4-door white pick up tuck is, the one who beat me up, on November 14, 2013 at Southern Maine Community College, paralyzing me for 5 months, leaving me crippled for the rest of my life?

Do you know who is holding my 10 cats hostage, cutting off their heads, and returning them back one head at a time?

Do you know the identity of the hacker who hacked my Kboards & Twitter accounts, from a public access computer at the McAuthor Public Library in Biddeford, Maine, throughout 2015, also hacking my website and impersinating me while posting the name of the man in this court case all over the internet to make it look like I did it, even though I was offline and in the hospital dying at the time it happened?

Do you know who in the town hall is providing official government letterhead from the Code Enforcement Office, for this and other (yes, several others) fraudulent court cases filed by the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall against the LGBTQ citizens of our town?

If you know the answers to these questions or have any additional information about this case please contact the FBI agent in charge of the investigation:

Agent Andy Drewer

of the Portland FBI

@ 207-774-9322 












Seeing How "The Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach" Court Order Requires Me To Put This Notice In The Front Of The Novels,
I Assume It Also Requires I Put It In Front of Novel Excerpts Posted Online As Well, so, Here It Is... 

Enjoy The Stupidity That Is The
Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine,
Where I Am Deemed,
In Their Words:

"Too Gay For The Family Friendly Town of Old Orchard Beach"
Because I'm The Author of The Quaraun Series.

INTRODUCTION TO THE SERIES

The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane

(Added March 29, 2016)

by

EelKat Wendy Christine Allen

~o0o~

UPDATE: The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall has handed me a court order requiring I place a warning in my books, warning you that they have their heads stuck up their asses, I mean, warning you that this book was written by a non-white transgender author and contains non-white, LGBTQ characters, which the straight, white citizens of Old Orchard Beach find offensive because they never before took their heads out of their asses long enough to notice that there exist in this world non-white people and gay transgender men. The HORROR I have forced them to discover, when they took their heads out of their asses long enough to discover a non-white, transgender author has lived in their town since 1975!

As of January 4, 2016 ALL gay, transgender, and non-white authors, living in the white power, gay-hating town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine are now required to add a warning to the front of their books, warning readers that this book is a vile, evil, perversion of their senses because it contains non-white, minority, transgender, and or gay characters who by their very existence according to the white power, gay hating residents of the 99.9% white town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine do not deserve to live and should not be included as characters in books.

Because I am a vile, evil, non-white, transgender author who lives in Old Orchard Beach, Maine, I am now required by court order to place warning in my books, to warn readers that this book was written by a vile, evil, non-white, transgender author and there for may contain references to my vile, evil, non-white, transgender lifestyle, including to, shock, and horror, ACTUALLY CONTAIN

....

Non-white characters

oh, my, my, my, how evil of me to consider writing a book with a person of colour in it. And even worse, is the fact that...wait for it...

I've gone so far as to allow gay transvestite characters to be in my books.

How shockingly evil of me to offend the citizens of Old Orchard Beach, by including gay and transgender characters in my book. I have forced them to have to discover the horror that there exists non-white people in our town, and worse, have made them suffer the horrors of learning that LGBTQ citizens have the right to live. How evil of me. To punish me for the publication of the book you are now reading, they filled my home with sewage 3 feet deep and cut the heads off of my cats, drove a backhoe over my house, then beat me up and left me paralyzed for 5 months, during which time they hacked my online accounts of Kboards, NaNoWriMo, Twitter and other places and impersonated me, posting lots of shitty crap to try to discredit me and destroy my reputation. If you are one of my long time readers and followers, you no dought saw what transpired on KBoards and NaNoWriMo (I did not see it and still do not know what happened, seeing how I was in the hospital dying, while the hacker was taking over my accounts online.)

18 months later I am out of the wheelchair, relearning to walk and still refusing to unpublish my evil books containing non-white gay men and so now they have gotten a court order demanding the warning you are now reading, be placed in this book, because the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall (the plaintiff named on the court order – YES – an actual United States Government Organization has issued this civil rights violating court order, in blatant disregard to federal laws) believes that non-whites and gays and transgender citizens are so evil that they QUOTE “ought to be shot in the head” UNQUOTE.

The book you are now holding contains non-white characters, of the same vile, evil non-white race as the non-white author who wrote this book and because I am not white and have chosen to include non-white characters in this book, I am now required by court order to warn my non-white readers that this book was written by evil, vile non-white me and contains evil, vile non-white characters that will offend your holier then though piece of shit white asses. There, I am now in compliance with the white power, gay hating town of Old Orchard Beach's, civil rights violating court order. White trash has now been warned that non-white trash exists in this book.

The book you are now holding contains LGBTQ characters, of the same vile, evil LGBTQ existence as the LGBTQ who wrote this book and because I am LGBTQ and have chosen to include LGBTQ characters in this book, I am now required by court order to warn my LGBTQ readers that this book was written by evil, vile LGBTQ me and contains evil, vile LGBTQ characters that will offend your holier then though piece of shit straight asses. There, I am now in compliance with the white power, gay hating town of Old Orchard Beach's, civil rights violating court order. Straight trash has now been warned that non-straight trash exists in this book.

If you have any questions regarding this court order which violates the civil rights of people of colour, minority races, and LGBTQ citizens, please head to the State of Maine, Biddeford District Court and ask for copies of

Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574 and CV-15-58/CV-15-59

the Alfred Superior Court Docket #CV-15-299

and the Portland Superior Law Court Docket #YOR-15-253

Additionally, you can find more information by going to the Old Orchard Beach Police Department and requesting copies of ALL police reports made in regards to 144, 146, and 146a Portland Avenue, from 2001 to 2016 (approximately 300 reports).

Note, that the court order includes 4 interesting facts:

1: It states that transgender people in Old Orchard Beach are not allowed to own cats; the Town Manager confiscated my cats on this basis (the judge granted this). 140 families in Old Orchard Beach had a grand total of more then 500 cats taken from them via this court order.  Many of those cats are being returned to their owners, one head nailed to their door at a time.

2: It states that transgender vehicles are not allowed in the town of Old Orchard Beach and specifically that The Transgender Awareness Tour Bus be removed from the "perimeters of the family friendly town of Old Orchard Beach" (the judge denied this)

3: It states that transgender authors, not be allowed to publish books featuring transgender characters, and contains a list of books, deemed "Too gay for Old Orchard Beach" that the Town Hall requested be removed from publication. The judge ordered the removal and unpublication of 27 of my books, and that the rest have this warning placed in them.

4: That LGBTQ, non-white, non-Christians, and Muslims, not be allowed to set foot in Old Orchard Beach (with one motel owner in particular claiming his right to confiscate the homes, property, and business of some 140 families in Old Orchard Beach, by right of his desire to put condominiums on each of their properties. Interestingly, this is the same man who drove a backhoe over my house in 2013.) Part of this was passed, with the judge ordering LGBTQ families not allowed to set foot in their own homes (not rentals or apartments - houses they owned outright and owed no taxes or mortgages on, with 140 families be forced out of their homes on January 4, 2016. He dropped the request to confiscate homes of LGBTQ citizens when FBI Agent Andy Drewer Arrived to investigate him and the 5 businesses he owns, for his connection to the bomb that blew up my house in 2006.) Three court houses later a different judge overruled the first judge's civil rights violating order, with LGBTQ citizens being allowed to go home October 18, 2016, after 10 months of living in their cars.

Want to know the names, phone numbers, business locations, and home addresses of all the cat murdering, transphobic, gay-hating, white powered people who are trying to ban all LGBTQ and non-white citizens from Old Orchard Beach? Then go to those 3 court houses and request to get copies of all 700 pages of The Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach Court Case of Old Orchard Beach vs Wendy Christine Allen. 

All names and contact information of all the white power, gay hating  town hall officials, police officers, public works workers, motels, businesses, motel owners, business owners, and the KKK's own lawyers, behind this introduction now required to being added to books containing gay or non-white characters can be found in those court orders and police reports, here after collectively known as “The Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach Court Case” or #TooGayForOOB for short.

In those court dockets you will find more then 700 pages of utterly fascinating civil rights violating, animal abusing, hate crime glorifying, anti-gay, white power, transphobic lunacy. I highly recommend you get copies of those court dockets and see for yourself, the REALITY of how utterly insane the gay hating, white power mentality of Old Orchard Beach, really is. 

Or if you want to meet me at Staples, and are willing to pay however much it costs to have 700 pages of copies made, you can get copies made of my copy of the court order.

Happy reading.

Welcome to Maine, where love wins, everywhere, except in the white power, gay-hating town of Old Orchard Beach. TIP: If you are looking for a great fun summer family vacation spot this summer: avoid the transphobic, animal abusing, gay hating, white power town of Old Orchard Beach. This town is only family friendly, IF your family qualifies as a “real family” which to them means: you are white, Christian, and have no connections to LGBTQ people whatsoever. Save your hard earned money and DO NOT come to Old Orchard Beach this summer. Don't bother wasting your hard earned money on the transphobic, animal abusing, gay hating, white power trash that thinks it's okay to discriminate against people based on race, gender, religion, or colour.

There. Now I am in compliance with the court order and you, my dear reader have been warned that this book was written by evil, vile, perverted non-white, non-straight little old me and contains non-white, gay, transvestite characters. Can I ask: Have you EVER seen a book ANYWHERE that the author's town required the author to place a warning in the book, for ANY reason? Can anyone say RIDICULOUS? Yes, the town of Old Orchard Beach is being utterly ridiculous. I think they forgot that Old Orchard Beach is a town in America and not it's own country.

So, if you are a transphobic, gay-hating, white power person who is offended by the existence of transvestites, gays, non-Christians, people of colour, and other things that tick off white power mentalities, then you probably want to avoid these books.

For everybody else who isn't a white power, transphobic, gay-hating jerk with their head stuck up their own white, Christian ass: I hope you enjoy reading these books as much as I have enjoyed writing them. And for those of you who don't enjoy this sort of book, well, enjoy those knee-jerks, I'm told you guys should be expecting quite a few of them.

~EK

End of introduction.

And yet...


The First Amendment to the United States Constitution prohibits the making of any law respecting an establishment of religion, impeding the free exercise of religion, abridging the freedom of speech, infringing on the freedom of the press, interfering with the right to peaceably assemble or prohibiting the petitioning for a governmental redress of grievances. It was adopted on December 15, 1791, as one of the ten amendments that constitute the Bill of Rights.


The Town of Old Orchard Beach is a United States Government organization. By banning books and forcing their unpublication, they have gone against The First Amendment to the United States Constitution. 


No law can give or take away the choice to commit suicide.

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The homosexual community has more acceptance in America than it ever has, and the suicide rate is as high as it's always been.

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UPDATE: June 5, 2017
US Department of Justice, Civil Rights Division,
Joins FBI In Investigation of
Old Orchard Beach Town Hall and Police Department 
For Hate Crimes & Discrimination Done To
140+ Gypsies, Blacks, & LGBTQA+ Residents



Have Information?
Please Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer @ (207) 774-9322  

More info on what happened can be found HERE.