did you come to this page Looking For eelKat's Free ebooks?
EelKat will resume giving away free ebooks starting May 2015. Watch for them HERE.
As a general rule, only one book is available for free at any given time. Usually, there will be 2 to 4 books listed for free each month. Each book, when free, is only free for a 5 day period (it's all Amazon will allow) and will not be free again for another 90 days (because Amazon doesn't allow it.)
Looking For Free Books From a Specific Series?
The Adventures Of Quaraun the Insane
Every once in a while the Quaraun books (130 volume serial of short novels - 100 to 175 pages per volume, regularly priced at $2.99 to $7.99 per volume) are listed for free. When they are, they will be listed HERE.
There is one anthology that is always free, which you can find HERE.
The Twighlight Manor Series
Sorry, this series (originally published from 1978 to 2006) has been out of print for more than a decade now. This series was published as EXTREMELY limited run local vanity press chapbooks only. Of the 300+ volumes, no volume ever had more then 700 copies made, most had fewer then 100 copies made, and the rarest, most limited volumes had only 10 copies made.
THERE ARE NO EBOOK EDITIONS
OF THIS SERIES AVAILABLE!
There are plans to republish this series as ebook editions, but there are no digital copies. All the manuscripts were handwritten, not typed, and require being re-typed into a computer before ebook editions can be made. This series spans a grand total of more then 6 million words (19,292 pages)
When Authors Go Bad: A Look Inside The Terrorist Tactics Used By Today's Self-Published Authors: How Cyber Bully Authors Use Free Books To attack Other Authors' Careers And How You Can Defend Yourself and Your Books when These Unprofessional Authors Come after You
The contents of this section of this page have been removed, because it is soon to be published as chapter within a book.
This page will be turned into an "about the book" page, shortly after the book is published.
(In order for a book to be listed as part of Amazon's Kindle Unlimited, Amazon Free Days, and/ or Amazon's Kindle Countdown Deals, it's contents can not be available elsewhere online and be exclusive to the Amazon edition of the book. This book is being signed up for all three of the above mentioned programs, thus why the contents of this page of my website have been taken down. You will still be able to read this article for free, via the Kindle Unlimited Program, and for one 5 day period every 90 days it will be available via Amazon's Free Days Program.)
Looking for the Quaraun books? The original Unicorn Porn #Yaoi short stories are no longer available, but are currently being compiled in chronological order and republished as novels. The new Kindle novel editions can be found here: http://tinyurl.com/Quaraun
Interviews about the Quaraun series:
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Hugs and kisses to my wonderful fans. Love you all! Talk to you again soon.
If it ain't on this list, it's probably fake.
Throughout 2013 - 2015 a slew of FAKE "EelKat" accounts surfaced, both on social networks and on forums.
NOTE: I was very active on forums from 1997 to 2007 and have RARELY used a forum since then. Other then the Warriors Forum and Absolute Write I have not posted on ANY forums AT ALL since 2012.
Note: My old inactive forum accounts were hacked and "resurrected" in 2013/2014/2015 by a psychotic NaNoWriMo ML who is upset over my having won a total of 27 writing contests/challenges and published 130+ novels since 2004 and and apparently (according to her emails) she has yet to win or publish anything.
If you see "me" posting on a forum at any point after 2012, know that it is likely this mysterious, and still yet unidentified "Kendra Silvermander".
➽ ➽ ➽ If you have any information regarding the identity of the stalker/attacker/driver of the 4-door white pick-up truck please contact Officer Tim DeLuca of the Old Orchard Beach Police Department @ 207-934-4911 and/or Agent Andy Drewer of the Portland FBI @ 207-774-9322 ◀️ ◀️ ◀️ ☎️
Please help the police and FBI put this brutal, violent, psychotically deranged stalker in prison.
Rather then ask the crazy gun-toting neighbours, and risk get shot by the psychotically deranged, white power gay haters that live up and down my street, patrolling obsessively by my driveway every 15 minutes in a 4 door white pick-up truck, just get directions from Google Maps. Here, you can find 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, ME right here:
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And, in case you missed the notice at the top and felt the need to make a fool of yourself in my inbox, here's the notice again, longer this time.
We Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, are Scottish & this site therefore uses our Native Scottish English. We are no Americans, so please do no expect to find American English here.
For example spellings like "travelling" or "colour", pronoun differences "me" for "my" or "you" for "your" might look unfamiliar to you. They are in fact correct in our language.
Yes, I do receive you many emails pointing out what you believe to be typos and spelling errors. No, I do no respond to your American arrogance in thinking nothing other then the American language exists or your ignorance to the existence of languages other then you own. You do have a brain; I highly recommend you try using it. You might find you actually enjoy it.
I does no ask of you to speak to me in me own language, so do no ask of me to speak to you in yous language, for just as you does no know me language existed, I do no know how to use you language, though, I did have enough brain to know it existed and not berate you for using you own native tongue. I can'na say as much for thems that thought to bitch at me in emails.