Our new 2017 "Welcome Autumn" theme Web Graphics were designed by Ana Terium of Dark & Light Graphics(Yes, same designer who's been doing art for my sites since 2005! She's the same one who did all the cat graphics and blinkie borders, etc as well.)
“People try to say suicide is the most cowardly act a man could ever commit. I don't think that's true at all. What's cowardly is treating a man so badly that he wants to commit suicide.” ― Tommy Tran
“1. Bullying is not okay. Period. 2. Freedom of religion does not give you the right to physically or verbally assault people. 3. If your sincerely-held religious beliefs require you to bully children, then your beliefs are fucked up.” ― Jim C. Hines
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“Everything... affects everything”
― Jay Asher
If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything.
“A lot of you cared, just not enough.”
― Jay Asher
bullies dont care
because bullies are cruel
The best place to hide a body is on any random second page of Google search results. No one ever looks there.
“Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can't get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don't care who you are. What goes around comes around. That's how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.”
― Jessica Brody
"By autistic standards, the “normal” brain is easily distractible, is obsessively social, and suffers from a deficit of attention to detail and routine. Thus people on the spectrum experience the neurotypical world as relentlessly unpredictable and chaotic, perpetually turned up too loud, and full of people who have little respect for personal space."
— Steve Silberman
never judge yourself, by the way a hater judges you, you are way better then they say you are, and they know it, that's why they are trying to bring you down to their level ~EelKat
Attempt Something New Today! – too many people talk about doing this or that but few actually take action, it's the why behind why so few succeed and so many fail.
The law banning affiliate marketing in the State of Maine (passed August 2013) was over ruled April 4, 2017. Yay! As of April 7, 2017, this web site is now monetized with affiliate links, something you never saw here before.
Laws require that we place this notice on our site informing you of this change.
You can find out more about the FTC Laws at: https://www.ftc.gov
“We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.”
We are currently testing out various affiliate monetization options, including LinkShare, Share-a-Sale, Commission Junction, Click Bank, and Amazon Associates Affiliate Program. Expect to see a variety of banner, image, and text link ads throughout this site, in various places, as we try out different sizes, styles, formats, companies, and programs, to determine which ones are a best fit for this site. This testing of new monetization options will probably be on going through out 2017. You can expect to see ads being moved and changed daily until we find the ones we feel best fits our goals.
Also new: We've been approved by Google to test out a new type of Google ad program, that displays "intelligent" and "responsive" ads based off of YOUR internet browsing search history, showing you ads based of YOUR interests. These new AI ads are part of Google's artificial intelligence program, known as RankBrain, and are displayed based on which web site you've visited in the last 28 days, as well as items you've bought off online stores, and any search terms you've typed into your browser. We at EelKat.com have no control over what ads this AI ad program displays, as the ads are based off your browser history and not our web site topics.
The Fine Print, Legal Stuff You Didn't Know You Needed to Know and Other Legalities:
Opinion & Content Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed on EelKat.com are those of EelKat and do not reflect the official policy or position of anyone else. Any content provided here is EelKat's opinion of the topic at hand, and are not intended to malign any religion, race, gender, ethnic group, club, organization, company, business, government, individual or anyone or anything else. Nothing on this website should be taken to constitute professional advice or a formal recommendation and EelKat hereby excludes all representations and warranties whatsoever (whether implied by law or otherwise) relating to the content and use of this site. EelKat is not a doctor, lawyer, accountant, or any other kind of professional advisor. Any comments she makes of a medical, legal, financial, or other topic are her opinions only and are not intended as medical, legal, financial, or other advice. If you are in need of medical, legal, financial, or other professional help and counselling, please see your family physician, lawyer, banker, accountant, pastor, psychiatrist, counselor, therapist, social worker, or other professional. Retaliation Policy: Do know that if you harass EelKat on any site, blog, forum, private message, email, snail mail, social network, online, offline, or otherwise, SHE WILL post your full name, home phone number, email address, and home address here on this site, tell the world what you have done and will forward all your bullying to the FBI. EelKat has already sent two people to prison this way, think carefully before you harass, libel, slander, defame, impersonate, misrepresent, or otherwise bully EelKat, because she does prosecute offenders to the fullest extent of the law and will stay on your ass about it for years to come. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR WRITING FALSE STATEMENTS OF FACT TO PURPOSELY OR INTENTIONALLY HARM THE REPUTATION OF ANYONE OR ANYTHING and EelKat will hold you responsible for any false statements you write, say, or imply about her. EelKat is a survivor of extreme bullying in childhood and now as an adult takes a strict zero tolerance stance against all bullies in all forms. Bully her once and she will haunt you for the rest of your life, she will NEVER drop it. EelKat has Savant Autism and forgets nothing. She will NEVER forget what you did, nor will she allow anyone else to forget it either. EelKat.com strives to maintain the highest standards of decency, fairness and integrity in all our operations. Likewise, we are dedicated to protecting our readers, customers', consumers' and online visitors' privacy on our website. HOWEVER: You give up that right the moment you cross the line and take part in harassment, bullying, defamation, libel, and slander. If you are a bully, your information WILL be made public.
The Space Dock 13 Network was renamed and transfered to EelKat.com on September 13, 2013.