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Emergency Readings
and why I don't do them


By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Help! I have an emergency. I need help fast. Will your reading tell me what i should do?

No.

I do not take "Emergency Cases". If you have an emergency, then you need the police, an ambulance, a lawyer, a suicide help hotline, or someone else trained in dealing with emergencies.

You need to understand that a card reader is simply a person who looks for messages in the cards. A card reader can only handle cases that can easily be answered via messages in cards. If you are coming to a card reader seeking help during an emergency, then you will not benefit from the reading.

Why? 

Because a card reader is not a psychic or a mind reader. A card reader, simply reads cards. The cards are picked by YOUR spirit guides. Your spirit guides pick the cards by honing in on your energy and selecting cards that match the energy you are giving off at the time of the reading.

In order to get the best (most accurate) reading from your cards, you must be calm and relaxed. If you are stressed, upset, angry, depressed, or frightened it is going to change the results of your reading. The more emotional your state of being is during the reading, the less accurate the reading will be.

During an emergency situation, you are going to be highly agitated and your spirit guides are going to be focused on trying to calm you down. They will send messages to sooth and relax you for the time being, and not necessarily messages that pertain to the question at hand.

Remember, your spirit guides love you very deeply and when you are scared or angry or hurt, they become very upset with you and will do everything they can to calm and comfort you. YOU are your spirit guide's #1 top priority. YOU, not your case, not your question, nothing, just YOU. When you are highly agitated, your guides are not going to focus on answering your question about the case, because they are too busy focusing on how they can best comfort you and help you to become calm and relaxed again.

Now this is not to say you should not get a reading done during a crisis. It just means that the focus of your reading should be not on the crisis itself, but rather on you.

Instead of asking: "Can you help me with this?" you should be asking: "What message do my spirit guides most want me to hear right now?" Or: "How can I become more relaxed so that I will be better able to deal with this situation?"

Once you have calmed yourself, then you can go back to your reader for a reading on the situation, but not today and not tomorrow. Rest. Wait. Give it a week to settle in your system first before you ask for help.

But then, be mindful of how you ask for help. Remember, YOU are in control of your life. Only you can make decisions. Not a psychic, not a reader, not your spirit guides, not Angels: ONLY YOU have the power to make decisions for yourself. Never forget that.

Now, this may sound silly to some people, but a common "emergency" for people to seek out a reader for is this one:

"I was at a bar last night and I met someone. I think he's the ONE. You know, my soul mate. Problem is, I'm married. Should I get divorced and head out with this guy instead? You got to tell me right away. I need to know right now."

If you are asking: "how the Hell is that an emergency?" yep, I agree with you. Anyone who thinks something like that is an emergency has too many silver spoons up their ass and has never had to survive a burning building or a life threatening illness, but that besides the point. This situation is the single #1 most requested reason for a so called "emergency reading". Every reader gets hundreds of "Help I meet somebody should I get divorced" emergency reading requests every year. Readers who specialize in love cases may get a dozen or more "emergency requests" each and every week.

This kind of questions indicates either a weak willing undecided person who can not take responsibility for their own actions and seeks someone else to choose for them so they can lay the blame elsewhere if things go wrong or resigned attitude seeking validation, simply looking for someone to agree with them that their husband is a piece of shit.Either way, this client is a bad egg waiting to be tossed out of the reader's contact list and forgotten.

Why?

Well, think about it. How would YOU like it if a random stranger walked up to you and asked you to decide if they should get divorced? To get rid of the creep, you say "Yes, you should" and then run. A few years later that same creep, returns to you life, this time giving you hell, because you gave them bum advice when you told them to get divorced, because this new jerk of a husband is worse then their old jerk of a husband and is ALL YOUR FAULT! Next thing you know they are waving a gun in your face and screaming you better fix this or else. You are scratching your head and try to remember who this person is or when you told them to get divorce, and suddenly you remember that creepy day from years ago.

Or, a random stranger walked up to you and asked you to decide if they should get divorced? To get rid of the creep, you say "Yes, you should" and then run. A few days later that same creep, returns to drag you to court as a witness in their divorce case, telling her husband and the court that she MUST get a divorce, because YOU TOLD HER TOO and therefore it's all your fault. Next thing you know her ex-husband is stalking you and threatening to kill you for breaking up his marriage.

Okay, now can you see why psychics and readers (reputable ones) do not get involved in situations where they have to make decisions for you?

Remember: a psychic and/or reader cannot make any decisions for you and thus cannot give you direct answer like:

“Of course you should get a divorce!” 

“Of course you should quit your job” 

“Of course you should fly to France!” 

If you have sought out a reader, simply to validate your decision making, you have gone to a reader for the wrong reasons.

Now, another thing to keep in mind here, is that Angels WILL NOT break up a marriage, and if you go to an Angel reader with questions about divorce, you are going to get results that ALWAYS advise you on how to save your marriage. This is because Angels work with a very specific set of rules and regulations governing what they can and can not do, and Angels see marriage and family as very sacred. What God has brought together, let no one put asunder. Angels will not cross that line. If you are thinking about divorce, the best thing you can do, is instead of calling a psychic or getting a reading, take that money and go on a second honeymoon. Spend a week alone with your spouse on an isolated beach and remember why you married in the first place.







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Throughout 2013 - 2015 a slew of FAKE "EelKat" accounts surfaced, both on social networks and on forums, most were created by a woman calling herself Kendra Silvermander, or her backhoe driving cousin who drove a backhoe over my house, the same woman and her family who cut the heads off my cats, are the same people who hacked my online accounts, created a slew of fake accounts and pretended to be me, after they beat me up on November 14, 2013, leaving me paralyzed for 5 months, relearning to walk for 18 months, and clueless to their impersonation of my online due to my life threatening crippled state that had me offline from November 2013 to March 2016.

Who they are and why they are doing this remains unknown. If you know the identity of these people, please contact the FBI in charge of the investigation into their murder attempts on my life:

Agent Andy Drewer

of the Portland FBI

@ 207-774-9322 

NOTE: I was very active on forums from 1997 to 2007 and have RARELY used a forum since then. Other then the Warriors Forum and Absolute Write I have not posted on ANY forums AT ALL since 2012.

Note: My old inactive forum accounts were hacked and "resurrected" in 2013/2014/2015 by a psychotic NaNoWriMo ML who is upset over my having won a total of 27 writing contests/challenges and published 130+ novels since 2004 and and apparently (according to her emails) she has yet to win or publish anything.

If you see "me" posting on a forum at any point after 2012, know that it is likely this mysterious, and still yet unidentified "Kendra Silvermander".

More information about Kendra Silvermander and what she did can be found here.

Let's think about something here...

I'm just a harmless old lady who likes to dress like and Elf and paint everything pink and write stories about Elves having sex with Unicorns. For THAT, the residents of Old Orchard Beach, call me crazy, build a bomb, blow up my house, stand in my drive way and shoot at me, kidnap my cats, cut my cats' heads off, nail my cats' heads to my door, beat my 28 year old Shetland pony's head in, drive a back hoe over my house 3 times, filled my motorhome with feces 3 feet deep, I was paralyzed for 5 months because they trespassed up in here and beat me up, 3 years later I finally recover and start walking again and they beat me up again this time with a shopping cart rupturing 3 discs in my spine while screaming "kill or be killed remember Saco Shaw's!" and they cut my car in half. I'm sorry, WHO exactly is the crazy person here? 

Yes, I wear pink ball gowns every day.

Yes I wear fake pointy ears and long white Rapunzel wigs.

Yes, I paint my cars, my motorhome, and my mailbox pink.

Yes, I write about Elves having sex with Unicorns.

So the fucking hell what?

I haven't set foot off my land in 40 years. The only time I have contact with people is when THEY trespass on my yard and invade my privacy. And you know what? I've always welcomed them with happy smiles and open arms, made them meals and served them tea, and spent the day happily chatting with any one and every one who wanted to visit me. I love it when you people stop by to visit me as it's the only time I have any one to talk to other then my cats... oh wait... I don't have ANYONE to talk to any more, now that sociopath freaks murdered them and nailed their heads to my door!

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the ones who built a bomb and blew up my house!

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the violent trespassers who stands in my drive way and shoot at me.

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the ones who kidnap my cats, cut my cats' heads off, nail my cats' heads to my door, beat my 28 year old Shetland pony's head in, drive a back hoe over my house 3 times, filled my motorhome with feces 3 feet deep, and cut my car in half.

I mean REALLY stand back and look around.

All I'm doing is wearing strange cloths. I'm not the violent animal abusing, bomb building, psychopath beating up elderly women... THEY are.

There's a hell of a big difference between a half blind elderly woman dressing up as comic book characters and not bothering one damned person, and violent psychopathic criminal creeps beating her up, bombing her house, driving a back hoe over 3 more of her houses, cutting her car in half, filling her motorhome with feces, murdering her horse, and slaughtering her cats!

Old Orchard Beach has a crazy person in it all right, but isn't me... and the residents of this town need to get off their asses and tell the FBI who this white haired man and his blond wife and red haired sister-in-law are BEFORE THEY KILL ME! The red haired woman calls herself Kendra Silvermander.

I don't know who this man and his two women are. They are strangers to me. I don't know their names. And I don't know why they are doing this. Some body in this town must know who these people are ... PLEASE... the FBI is trying to put a stop to these insane hate crimes... PLEASE if you know who these psychopathic monsters are, PLEASE tell Agent Andy Drewer before they kill me. They cut my car in half in 2010. They cut my cats in half in 2015. How long do you think it'll be before they cut ME in half too? PLEASE HELP ME!

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Please help the police and FBI put this brutal, violent, psychotically deranged stalker family in prison.

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