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EelKat Wendy Christine Allen
Author, Artist, & Art Car Designer
 

How to say my name?

Eel + Cat = EelKat












Card Readings by EelKat


By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Complete List of Readings Available

Name of Spread (# of cards).

Full details, uses, and prices for each reading is on the individual sales page of the reading.

If you are a member of Keen, most readings are available through Keen.com.

Some readings are available through Etsy. 

ALL readings listed below are available direct from this site.


Card Readings

Above Below Within (3)

Abundance Question (12)

Angel Wings (10)

Ask Any Question (12)

Banishing Question (12)

Believe In Yourself 

Blessed Arrival (10)

Block Unlocker (6)

Business Success (7)

Career Question (12)

Career Success (9)

Circle of Creativity (8)

Circle of Creativity (12)

Circle of Creativity (16)

Circle of Life (12) 

Circle of Life (24)

Coin of Prosperity (8)

Communication Question (12)

Couple's Karmic Balancer (13)

Courage Question (12)

Creativity Question (12)

Days Ahead (6)

Days Ahead (15)

Disagreement Resolution (9)

Enlightenment Question (12)

Exploring Your Past Lives (12)

Eye of the Grigori (13)

Faerie Tower (9)

General Guidance (9)

Getting Back Together (10)

Grief Relief (9)

Heavenly Messages

Health Overview (8)

Help Me Decide (4)

Help Me Decide (8)

Help Me Through My Mid-Life Crisis (12)

Help Me Through This Unexpected Situation (8)

Help Me Understand My Teenager (10)

Interview With Your Spirit Guide (6)

Joy Question (12)

Life Path (15)

Life Question (12)

Location Question (12)

Love Question (12)

Love Success (9)

Lover's Path (5)

Money Question (12)

Money Success (9)



Moving Past Your Ex (9)

North, South, East, West (5)

Papa Legba's Crossroad (9)

Passing Over (11)

Passing Over (12)

Passing Over (14)

Past Present Future (3)

Path of Creativity (5)

Path of Repentance (8) 

Personal Compass (10)

Pet Whisperer (5)

Relationship Opener (10)

Resolving Relationship Issues (13)

Roadblock Remover (6)

Shedding Light On Dark Moments (7)

Smile From Heaven (7)

Soul Mate Spread (4)

Spiritual Life Review (12)

Stairway To Heaven (7)

Step Ladder From Beyond (6)

Success Question (12)

Timing Question (12)

Travel Question (12)

Uplifting Messages (8)

Wellness Question (12)

Your Personal Spirit Guide (10)

Your Personal Spirit Guide (15)

Your Spiritual Journey (7)

Spirit Board Readings

Abundance Spirit Board

Banishing Spirit Board

Communication Spirit Board

Courage Spirit Board

Creativity Spirit Board

Enchanted Spellboard Spirit Board

Enlightenment Spirit Board

Joy Spirit Board

Location Spirit Board

Love Spirit Board

Success Spirit Board

Timing Spirit Board

Wellness Spirit Board

Other

Crystal & Gemstone Readings

Dice Readings

Junkomancy (readings done with random beads, buttons, and toys)

Shell Readings


Prices

By Email

Card Readings:

$10 per reading + $5 per card

Spirit Board (Ouija) Readings:

$10 per reading + $5 per question

Crystal, Dice, Gemstone, Pendulum, and Shell Readings:

$10 per reading + $5 per question

In Person

Cost of reading + $50 sitting fee

On Location for parties, events, etc

$350 an hour with RoseBud

$150 hour without RoseBud


Optional: Print Outs of Your Reading

To receive a printout of your reading mailed to you, there is an additional $15 fee on top of the reading cost.


Phone readings are not available.

My readings are done in person or via E-mail ONLY!

Price is PER reading, NOT per minute!

In person readings (you come to me) have an additional $50 sitting fee.

In Person readings for groups, events, and parties: The mobile RoseBud Reading Room has been moved out of the Vardo (covered wagon) and into a motorhome. For me to come to your location WITH RoseBud has a $350 per hour fee, but you must provide parking for a 22' motorhome with a 13' clearance and requires a 30' swing for turns.

(~ On location readings with RoseBud are currently unavailable due to narrow minded Gypsy hating hoodlums vandalising the motorhome. This service will return Spring 2016.)

(UPDATE: OCTOBER 1, 2015: The RoseBud Reading Room is open for clients again! We will not be taking her to client locations until Spring 2016, but you are welcomed to come have your reading done at her winter parking location at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine)







Disclaimers, Code Of Ethics, And All That Other Legal Stuff I'm Required To Tell You

***I am not a doctor or lawyer, I can not answer legal and medical questions.***

***You must be 18 or older to have a reading done by EelKat.***


Basic Layman's Version: Disclaimers

Basic Layman's Version: Code of Ethics

Full Text Version (70,000 words long - 150+ pages-, written by help of a lawyer and contains lots of words and phrases the average lay person can not understand.)







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Looking To Connect With the REAL EelKat?

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Below is a list of the ACTUAL, REAL, OFFICIAL online accounts owned and managed by me:

on Amazon:  ► http://www.amazon.com/author/eelkat

on FaceBook - Profile:  ► http://www.facebook.com/EelKat

on FaceBook - Fan Page:  ► https://www.facebook.com/EelKatWendyCAllen

on FaceBook - Writer's Group:  ► https://www.facebook.com/ShortStoryWriters

on Google+:  ► https://plus.google.com/+EelKat/posts/p/pub

's Home Page:  ► http://www.EelKat.com

on Instagram:  ► https://www.instagram.com/eelkat

on Itch.io:  ► https://eelkat.itch.io

on MySpace:  ► https://www.MySpace.com/eelkat

on Pinterest:  ► https://www.pinterest.com/eelkat

on Spoonflower:  ► http://www.spoonflower.com/profiles/eelkat

on Steam:  ► http://steamcommunity.com/id/eelkat

on Tumblr: ► http://eelkat.tumblr.com

on Twitter:   ► https://twitter.com/EelKat

on YouTube - Subscribe Today! ► https://www.youtube.com/user/EelKat

on Zazzle:  ► http://www.zazzle.com/eelkat

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Looking for the Quaraun books? The original Unicorn Porn #Yaoi short stories are no longer available, but are currently being compiled in chronological order and republished as novels. The new Kindle novel editions can be found here:   http://tinyurl.com/Quaraun 

Interviews about the Quaraun series: 

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Hugs and kisses to my wonderful fans. Love you all! Talk to you again soon.  

If it ain't on this list, it's probably fake.

~EK 

Throughout 2013 - 2015 a slew of FAKE "EelKat" accounts surfaced, both on social networks and on forums.

NOTE: I was very active on forums from 1997 to 2007 and have RARELY used a forum since then. Other then the Warriors Forum and Absolute Write I have not posted on ANY forums AT ALL since 2012.

Note: My old inactive forum accounts were hacked and "resurrected" in 2013/2014/2015 by a psychotic NaNoWriMo ML who is upset over my having won a total of 27 writing contests/challenges and published 130+ novels since 2004 and and apparently (according to her emails) she has yet to win or publish anything.

If you see "me" posting on a forum at any point after 2012, know that it is likely this mysterious, and still yet unidentified "Kendra Silvermander".

More information about Kendra Silvermander and what she did can be found here.

➽ ➽ ➽ If you have any information regarding the identity of the stalker/attacker/driver of the 4-door white pick-up truck please contact Officer Tim DeLuca of the Old Orchard Beach Police Department @ 207-934-4911 and/or Agent Andy Drewer of the Portland FBI @ 207-774-9322 ◀️ ◀️ ◀️ ☎️

Please help the police and FBI put this brutal, violent, psychotically deranged stalker in prison.

Need Directions?

Rather then ask the crazy gun-toting neighbours, and risk get shot by the psychotically deranged, white power gay haters that live up and down my street, patrolling obsessively by my driveway every 15 minutes in a 4 door white pick-up truck, just get directions from Google Maps. Here, you can find 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, ME right here:


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And, in case you missed the notice at the top and felt the need to make a fool of yourself in my inbox, here's the notice again, longer this time.

We Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, are Scottish & this site therefore uses our Native Scottish English. We are no Americans, so please do no expect to find American English here.

For example spellings like "travelling" or "colour", pronoun differences "me" for "my" or "you" for "your" might look unfamiliar to you. They are in fact correct in our language. 

Yes, I do receive you many emails pointing out what you believe to be typos and spelling errors. No, I do no respond to your American arrogance in thinking nothing other then the American language exists or your ignorance to the existence of languages other then you own. You do have a brain; I highly recommend you try using it. You might find you actually enjoy it.

I does no ask of you to speak to me in me own language, so do no ask of me to speak to you in yous language, for just as you does no know me language existed, I do no know how to use you language, though, I did have enough brain to know it existed and not berate you for using you own native tongue. I can'na say as much for thems that thought to bitch at me in emails.