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EelKat Wendy Christine Allen
Author, Artist, & Art Car Designer
 

How to say my name?

Eel + Cat = EelKat












Card Readings by EelKat:
5 Card Reading:
Pet Whisperer Spread


By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Angel, Faerie, Unicorn, & Mermaid Card Readings By Email



5 Card Reading:
Pet Whisperer Spread


Used when you believe your pet is trying to communicate something to you.

Card #1: What your pet is trying to tell you.
Card #2: What your pet is feeling.
Card #3: What you can do to help your pet.
Card #4: What your pet feels you need.
Card #5: A special message from your pet.

$35
Please specify which deck you want used. If no deck is selected, I used the Unicorn Deck by default.


Unicorn Deck

Bela Sara Decks: Back, Winter, Carousel

Angel Guide Deck


If you have a Keen account, this listing is available through Keen.com:





or if you do not have a Keen account, you can order it direct from my site using PayPal:


Doreen Virtue Deck Options

Additional deck options

I have 8 complete decks of beautiful Bella Sara trading cards, which I also use for readings. You will not find these decks used by ANY other card reader. There is no other card reader out there who uses these, rather obscure collector cards to do readings with. 

These tiny miniature cards are only 3 inches tall (3 can fit side by side on top of a standard sized card deck) and come from an old out of print children's game and are neither tarot nor oracle cards. I started collecting these trading cards years ago and still buy the card packs whenever I find them on eBay or at yard sales. There were more than a dozen decks created, sold 5 cards at a time in foil envelopes. 

There are 55 cards per deck. Each card features stunning artwork of pastel coloured horses, unicorns, kelpies, phookas, hippogriffs, and pegasus and features a "fairy fortune" message at the bottom, similar to the messages found on Doreen Virtue Oracle Cards.

Because the card packs were $5 or more each (a cost of $1 per card) this trading card game never caught on with the general public. Because the cards were never very popular, only limited quantities were made, making them very difficult to come by today. Complete decks of Bella Sara cards are very rare and sell of several hundred dollars on eBay. Almost nobody has a complete deck of these.

I love unicorns, as you can probably tell, so fell in love with these cards when they came out and have spent more then a decade hunting down every card pack I could get a hold of in order to have one of each of every Bella Sara card ever made.

So far I have collected 8 complete decks (440 different cards total) and am working on completing the rest of the decks. More decks will be available for readings as I complete the sets.

These special edition readings using these amazingly beautiful cards, are not available through Keen. Available through PayPal payment method only:

Bella Sara Deck Options







Phone readings are not available.

My readings are done in person or via E-mail ONLY!

Price is PER reading, NOT per minute!

In person readings (you come to me) have an additional $50 sitting fee.

In Person readings for groups, events, and parties: The mobile RoseBud Reading Room has been moved out of the Vardo (covered wagon) and into a motorhome. For me to come to your location WITH RoseBud has a $350 per hour fee, but you must provide parking for a 22' motorhome with a 13' clearance and requires a 30' swing for turns.

(~ On location readings with RoseBud are currently unavailable due to narrow minded Gypsy hating hoodlums vandalising the motorhome. This service will return Spring 2016.)

(UPDATE: OCTOBER 1, 2015: The RoseBud Reading Room is open for clients again! We will not be taking her to client locations until Spring 2016, but you are welcomed to come have your reading done at her winter parking location at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine)







Disclaimers, Code Of Ethics, And All That Other Legal Stuff I'm Required To Tell You

***I am not a doctor or lawyer, I can not answer legal and medical questions.***

***You must be 18 or older to have a reading done by EelKat.***


Basic Layman's Version: Disclaimers

Basic Layman's Version: Code of Ethics

Full Text Version (70,000 words long - 150+ pages-, written by help of a lawyer and contains lots of words and phrases the average lay person can not understand.)







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Looking To Connect With the REAL EelKat?

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Below is a list of the ACTUAL, REAL, OFFICIAL online accounts owned and managed by me:

on Amazon:  ► http://www.amazon.com/author/eelkat

on FaceBook - Profile:  ► http://www.facebook.com/EelKat

on FaceBook - Fan Page:  ► https://www.facebook.com/EelKatWendyCAllen

on FaceBook - Writer's Group:  ► https://www.facebook.com/ShortStoryWriters

on Google+:  ► https://plus.google.com/+EelKat/posts/p/pub

's Home Page:  ► http://www.EelKat.com

on Instagram:  ► https://www.instagram.com/eelkat

on Itch.io:  ► https://eelkat.itch.io

on MySpace:  ► https://www.MySpace.com/eelkat

on Pinterest:  ► https://www.pinterest.com/eelkat

on Spoonflower:  ► http://www.spoonflower.com/profiles/eelkat

on Steam:  ► http://steamcommunity.com/id/eelkat

on Tumblr: ► http://eelkat.tumblr.com

on Twitter:   ► https://twitter.com/EelKat

on YouTube - Subscribe Today! ► https://www.youtube.com/user/EelKat

on Zazzle:  ► http://www.zazzle.com/eelkat

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Looking for the Quaraun books? The original Unicorn Porn #Yaoi short stories are no longer available, but are currently being compiled in chronological order and republished as novels. The new Kindle novel editions can be found here:   http://tinyurl.com/Quaraun 

Interviews about the Quaraun series: 

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Hugs and kisses to my wonderful fans. Love you all! Talk to you again soon.  

If it ain't on this list, it's probably fake.

~EK 

Throughout 2013 - 2015 a slew of FAKE "EelKat" accounts surfaced, both on social networks and on forums.

NOTE: I was very active on forums from 1997 to 2007 and have RARELY used a forum since then. Other then the Warriors Forum and Absolute Write I have not posted on ANY forums AT ALL since 2012.

Note: My old inactive forum accounts were hacked and "resurrected" in 2013/2014/2015 by a psychotic NaNoWriMo ML who is upset over my having won a total of 27 writing contests/challenges and published 130+ novels since 2004 and and apparently (according to her emails) she has yet to win or publish anything.

If you see "me" posting on a forum at any point after 2012, know that it is likely this mysterious, and still yet unidentified "Kendra Silvermander".

More information about Kendra Silvermander and what she did can be found here.

➽ ➽ ➽ If you have any information regarding the identity of the stalker/attacker/driver of the 4-door white pick-up truck please contact Officer Tim DeLuca of the Old Orchard Beach Police Department @ 207-934-4911 and/or Agent Andy Drewer of the Portland FBI @ 207-774-9322 ◀️ ◀️ ◀️ ☎️

Please help the police and FBI put this brutal, violent, psychotically deranged stalker in prison.

Need Directions?

Rather then ask the crazy gun-toting neighbours, and risk get shot by the psychotically deranged, white power gay haters that live up and down my street, patrolling obsessively by my driveway every 15 minutes in a 4 door white pick-up truck, just get directions from Google Maps. Here, you can find 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, ME right here:


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And, in case you missed the notice at the top and felt the need to make a fool of yourself in my inbox, here's the notice again, longer this time.

We Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, are Scottish & this site therefore uses our Native Scottish English. We are no Americans, so please do no expect to find American English here.

For example spellings like "travelling" or "colour", pronoun differences "me" for "my" or "you" for "your" might look unfamiliar to you. They are in fact correct in our language. 

Yes, I do receive you many emails pointing out what you believe to be typos and spelling errors. No, I do no respond to your American arrogance in thinking nothing other then the American language exists or your ignorance to the existence of languages other then you own. You do have a brain; I highly recommend you try using it. You might find you actually enjoy it.

I does no ask of you to speak to me in me own language, so do no ask of me to speak to you in yous language, for just as you does no know me language existed, I do no know how to use you language, though, I did have enough brain to know it existed and not berate you for using you own native tongue. I can'na say as much for thems that thought to bitch at me in emails.