SpaceDock 13 is now EelKat.com

EelKat Wendy Christine Allen
Author, Artist, & Art Car Designer
 

How to say my name?

Eel + Cat = EelKat













Welcome to the New
SpaceDock13!




By EelKat Wendy C Allen

We Are Now The Largest & Most Visited Website of Old Orchard Beach, Maine!

{{{{Hugs}}} and a great big thank you to all my wonderful fans!

As of March 2017 EelKat.com is now getting 44,000 views per month!

We've come a long way from the 300 views a month I was getting 10 years ago when the Amphibious Aliens article was first published.

We are also now the #1 web site on Google for almost every search term containing the words "Old Orchard Beach", receiving more then 7,000 hits per month just on that one search term!

With 6,000+ pages and 44,000 views per month, we are now both the largest and most trafficked website headquartered out of Old Orchard Beach, Maine. Yay!

These amazing results are all thanks to one article: Amphibious Aliens, which now ranks as my most read article ever, as well as the most visited page on my website. Thank you to all my wonderful readers for making this possible. Without all you wonderful people this website wouldn't even be possible.

{{{Hugs}}} for you all, and thank you once again for taking the time to stop by!

~EK

Today's Featured Videos:







Monster Truck No Hurry as Transgender Awareness Tour Bus - Inside
Monster Truck No Hurry as Gypsy Caravan RoseBud - OutsideMonster Truck No Hurry as Transgender Awareness Tour Bus - Outside

We Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, are Scottish & this site therefore uses our Native Scottish English. 

Spellings like "traveller" or "neighbour" or "colour", pronoun differences "me" for "my" or "you" for "your" might look unfamiliar to you, but they are in fact correct in our language. Please refrain from letting your cultural ignorance show in my inbox.

Have Information?
Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer
@ (207) 774-9322

What Happened?
Watch the videos in the following playlist for full details:
The Amphibious Aliens Squidoo Lens Returns
With 10th Anniversary Update



You Can Read The Amphibious Aliens Squidoo Lens Here:

Are you here to meet Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies?
Or see the real "Christine" The World's Most Haunted Car?












The Signs of Old Orchard Beach
Help the FBI Identify This Stalker
(Who claims to be a NaNoWriMo ML/emplyoee)
Charges: 2 Counts of Attempted Murder
& 10 Years of Terrorist Attacks

Do you know the truck driver who did THIS to me?
If so, please help the FBI track down this attempted murderer:









Can You Help The Police & FBI Identify The 4-Door White Pick-up Truck? Attempted Murder, Animal Abuse, Criminal Assault Charges & Medical Lawsuit Pending Identifying The Driver...  

HELP FBI IDENTIFY DANGEROUS STALKER WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER: Contact FBI Agent Andy Drewer @ (207) 774-9322  if you have any information about the identity of the 4-door white pick up truck's driver, the gold Volvo SUV's driver, or the 3 people involved in the attacks, (physical descriptions of the attackers can be found here:  https://youtu.be/7ALreqqKkM8 full details on the murder attempts and other crimes committed can be found here:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x06Nbbt32XU  ) or have any information about the 3 shootings caught on camera or the bomb that blew up my house, or the vandalisms of my cars, the several beatings I've sustained at the hands of these incredibly violent stalkers, or know any information of the whereabouts of my kidnapped cats. This deranged psychopath has held my family in mortal terror since 2006. Please help the FBI put the extremely dangerous criminal behind bars. Thank you for your help!   

➽ ➽ ➽ If you have any information regarding the identity of the stalker/attacker/driver of the 4-door white pick-up truck please contact:

➽ ➽ ➽ Agent Andy Drewer of the Portland FBI @ 207-774-9322 ◀️ ◀️ ◀️ ☎️

The World's Most Haunted Car
vs
The Ku Klux Klan's Loyalist White Knights
of Old Orchard Beach, Maine















Updates:

Write a Novel With Me | Summoner of Darkness
#NaNoWriMo 2016 - Recorded Live


34,523 / 175,000 words.
85/ 280 pages.
Draft @ 19.73%
Last updated on
October 24, 2016

February 2017 Update: Summoner of Darkness is currently being edited. This process takes about 3 months. The expected publication date is about August 2017











Writing Prompts | Dares | NaNoWriMo 2016 PrepTober











3 Days, 1 Shoot-Out, & 2 Stalker Attacks:

The 12 Hour Binge Plotting Session
12 Hours of Thoughts On Writing CBT BDSM Yaoi Sex Scenes For My #NaNoWriMo 2016 Dark Fantasy Novel
Interrupted by Gun Toting Terrorists











On Writing Dark Fantasy CBT Unicorn Porn Yaoi
(Gay Bizarro BDSM Monster Porn Literature)

Don't Try This At Home!
Author of Penile Subincision Fetish CBT Genre
Discusses Fans Going Too Far 











All 400+ Videos In the #NaNoWriMo 2016 Series:

FREE WRITING COURSE
Follow Me As I Plan, Write, Edit, Publish, & Market My NaNoWriMo Novel

Quaraun the Insane: Summoner of Darkness











OLD Updates:
(not updated in a while)

NEXT BOOK RELEASES: 

NOTE: All book releases dates have been pushed back a month or more. Most of the planned 2015 book releases have been CANCELED and will not move forward until sometime in 2016. You can find out why HERE.

The release schedule will remain up. I will change the dates, once I have new dates to change them to.

July 2015


253,482 words.
464 pages.
Draft: Complete - Being Edited
Last updated on
July 10, 2015

100,372 / 50,000 words.
327/ 160 pages.
Published!

NOTE: January 3, 2016-Both BoomFuzzy and the Monster Porn Book are finished and being edited. They should both be published in mid-February 2016.


August, September,
& October 2015


20,732 / 33,000 words.
54/ 106 pages.
Draft @ 62.82%
Last updated on
June 8, 2015

60,478 / 52,000 words.
194/ 167 pages.
Draft @ 100+%
Word count has gone over, looks like this'll reach 70,000 words or more.
Last updated on
November 22 2015

26,908 / 41,000 words.
87/ 131 pages.
Draft @ 65.22%
Last updated on
November 22, 2015

November & December 2015


34,523 / 175,000 words.
85/ 280 pages.
Draft @ 19.73%
Last updated on
October 24, 2016

27,706 / 50,000 words.
85/ 160 pages.
Draft @ 55.41%
Last updated on
March 13, 2015

January, February, March, April 2016


3,591 / 42,000 words.
11/ 135 pages.
Draft @ 8.55%
Last updated on
March 13, 2015

27,800 / 50,000 words.
90/ 160 pages.
Draft @ 55.60%
Last updated on
June 25, 2015

13,168 / 50,000 words.
43/ 160 pages.
Draft @ 26.34%
Last updated on
July 4, 2015

May, June, July, August, September 2016


34,477 / 55,000 words.
111/ 176 pages.
Draft @ 62.69%
Last updated on
March 16, 2015

13,251 / 38,000 words.
42/ 122 pages.
Draft @ 34.87%
Last updated on
March 13, 2015

16,148 / 50,000 words.
52/ 160 pages.
Draft @ 32.09%
Last updated on
November 22, 2015

October 2016












The original SpaceDock13 was a DOS site built by EelKat in 1997. It still exists online in it's original format, marquee dancing bananas and all, if you know where to look. Since most people don't know where to look, here's a banana for you...

This, my brand new and much improved version of SpaceDock13, now renamed EelKat.com is under construction. Sorry there is not much to see here yet. We are in the process of transferring more than 6,000 pages off Squidoo, HubPages, Associated Content, Helium, FreeWebs, Webs, Wix, Weebly, WordPress, and several other similar free hosted sites. All of the sites which formerly made up the network known as SpaceDock13 are in the process of being consolidated into one large site under a single domain.  

Construction began on September 2, 2013.  About 700 pages are now live, but not all of them are links to the side bar yet. You can click around to see what's here. A lot of links are still non-functional though, and not every page you'll find is finished yet. As I create the pages, I am linking them to The Site Map, so that's the best place to look at the moment. Though a new Index page is being built.

Please know that this site contains more than 6,000 pages, though not all of them are linked up yet. This is a long process, transferring each page one at a time, a few pages per day. 

The original SpaceDock13 Network (including 200 FreeWebs sites each with 20 pages and 600 Squidoo lenses) are all being transferred to this site. The transfer started September 2, 2013 and pages are all hand coded/built by me (I have no outside help on this) so it's a slow move, taking place between my writing, my art showings, life, and everything else. I've been adding about 2 to 4 new pages a day. As of March 22, 2015 there are now 734 pages linked up.

Clicking the links in the NavaBar below and at the top of the page will get you to most of the pages that are currently accessible.

Menu

And if you are a long time reader following me online since my first website, than you know to look for Easter Eggs. I love hiding Easter Eggs and when this site is fully functional, you'll find I've hidden quite a few of them. Don't know what an Easter Egg is?

Hmmm...to tell or not to tell, that is the question.

An Easter Egg is something that is hidden in plain sight, that is not what you think it is. Clicking on it takes you to a page on this site which is NOT accessible from the NavaBar, SideBar, Site Map, or Table of Contents. Okay, I'll give you a clue how to find your first Easter Egg, after that, you're on your own.


Too Tell: Clicking the dancing banana would've given you an Easter Egg. Go back and click it.



Need something to do while you wait for more?

You can check out my 404 Error Page

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Looking To Connect With the REAL EelKat?

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Below is a list of the ACTUAL, REAL, OFFICIAL online accounts owned and managed by me:

on Amazon:  ► http://www.amazon.com/author/eelkat

on FaceBook - Profile:  ► http://www.facebook.com/EelKat

on FaceBook - Fan Page:  ► https://www.facebook.com/EelKatWendyCAllen

on FaceBook - Writer's Group:  ► https://www.facebook.com/ShortStoryWriters

on Google+:  ► https://plus.google.com/+EelKat/posts/p/pub

's Home Page:  ► http://www.EelKat.com

on Instagram:  ► https://www.instagram.com/eelkat

on Itch.io:  ► https://eelkat.itch.io

on MySpace:  ► https://www.MySpace.com/eelkat

on Pinterest:  ► https://www.pinterest.com/eelkat

on Spoonflower:  ► http://www.spoonflower.com/profiles/eelkat

on Steam:  ► http://steamcommunity.com/id/eelkat

on Tumblr: ► http://eelkat.tumblr.com

on Twitter:   ► https://twitter.com/EelKat

on YouTube - Subscribe Today! ► https://www.youtube.com/user/EelKat

on Zazzle:  ► http://www.zazzle.com/eelkat

❤️ ❣️ ☮

Looking for the Quaraun books? The original Unicorn Porn #Yaoi short stories are no longer available, but are currently being compiled in chronological order and republished as novels. The new Kindle novel editions can be found here:   http://tinyurl.com/Quaraun 

Interviews about the Quaraun series: 

❤️ ❣️ ☮

Hugs and kisses to my wonderful fans. Love you all! Talk to you again soon.  

If it ain't on this list, it's probably fake.

~EK 

Throughout 2013 - 2015 a slew of FAKE "EelKat" accounts surfaced, both on social networks and on forums.

NOTE: I was very active on forums from 1997 to 2007 and have RARELY used a forum since then. Other then the Warriors Forum and Absolute Write I have not posted on ANY forums AT ALL since 2012.

Note: My old inactive forum accounts were hacked and "resurrected" in 2013/2014/2015 by a psychotic NaNoWriMo ML who is upset over my having won a total of 27 writing contests/challenges and published 130+ novels since 2004 and and apparently (according to her emails) she has yet to win or publish anything.

If you see "me" posting on a forum at any point after 2012, know that it is likely this mysterious, and still yet unidentified "Kendra Silvermander".

More information about Kendra Silvermander and what she did can be found here.

➽ ➽ ➽ If you have any information regarding the identity of the stalker/attacker/driver of the 4-door white pick-up truck please contact Officer Tim DeLuca of the Old Orchard Beach Police Department @ 207-934-4911 and/or Agent Andy Drewer of the Portland FBI @ 207-774-9322 ◀️ ◀️ ◀️ ☎️

Please help the police and FBI put this brutal, violent, psychotically deranged stalker in prison.

Need Directions?

Rather then ask the crazy gun-toting neighbours, and risk get shot by the psychotically deranged, white power gay haters that live up and down my street, patrolling obsessively by my driveway every 15 minutes in a 4 door white pick-up truck, just get directions from Google Maps. Here, you can find 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, ME right here:


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And, in case you missed the notice at the top and felt the need to make a fool of yourself in my inbox, here's the notice again, longer this time.

We Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, are Scottish & this site therefore uses our Native Scottish English. We are no Americans, so please do no expect to find American English here.

For example spellings like "travelling" or "colour", pronoun differences "me" for "my" or "you" for "your" might look unfamiliar to you. They are in fact correct in our language. 

Yes, I do receive you many emails pointing out what you believe to be typos and spelling errors. No, I do no respond to your American arrogance in thinking nothing other then the American language exists or your ignorance to the existence of languages other then you own. You do have a brain; I highly recommend you try using it. You might find you actually enjoy it.

I does no ask of you to speak to me in me own language, so do no ask of me to speak to you in yous language, for just as you does no know me language existed, I do no know how to use you language, though, I did have enough brain to know it existed and not berate you for using you own native tongue. I can'na say as much for thems that thought to bitch at me in emails.